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Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3506
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Votes:	1428	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	33	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Potions Brewed:	27	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Farms Harvested:	720
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6865
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9091
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	217	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	789354
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	621
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Runes Activated:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!