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Colonial Canine DNA Quest

ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, anthropology, archaeological evidence, canine, canines, colonial, colonization impact, cultural heritage, Dna, DNA analysis, European colonization, evolutionary biology, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, History, humans, indigenous peoples, migration patterns, North America, population genetics, prehistoric societies, Quest

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2790
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9941	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	810	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN FIND ANCIENT DNA FROM HUMANS AND DOGS. YEAH, U HEARD IT RIGHT, DOGS. WE GOT HISTORY LESSONS GOIN ON IN DIS SERVER, U CAN UNTANGLE EUROPEAN COLONIZATION IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDIN UR OWN BLOCKY EMPIRE. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S DIG UP SOME DNA AND BUILD SOME CRAZY STORIES TOGETHER. #BLOCKYHISTORY #DOGSDNA #MINECRAFTLOLZ

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Deadtime, Economy, Faction, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Girl Power Minecraft Server

American, CHANGE, Corpo, decision, Evil, funny, girl, guy, humor, internet culture, japanese, jeff bezos, meme, Minecraft, power, satire, Server, social commentary, TRASH TALKING, trending, viral, Women, women be like, Yagoo

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of trash talking YAGOO and his evil Japanese corporate ways? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we exclusively trash talk Jeff Bezos and his evil American corporate empire instead!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, Catuesday Edition, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, FANTASY, FATE farming, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Future Meetups, Garo, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, Minecraft, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks Meetup., Ultros, warm bodies, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our Catuesday Edition where we offer resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have future meetups that will make you never want to leave your computer screen. From Tokusatsu watch parties to zombie movie marathons, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our Twin Peaks meetup – it’s so mysterious, you’ll feel like you’re in another dimension.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have shared FATE farming, Mahjong tournaments, roleplaying meetups, and even a costume party mixer! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join our pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party? It’s going to be so epic, you won’t even believe it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Previously: insert random numbers and symbols – because we’re just that chaotic.

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, autism, Boundaries, Communication, cooking restrictions, cross-contamination, depression, family dynamics, food allergies, food labeling., guest accommodations, guest behavior, guest etiquette, HangryCraft, latex allergies, meal prep, Minecraft, personal space, Respect, safe food, Server, takeout, understanding allergies

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Buildings Constructed:	24
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Crops Grown:	5076	Animals Bred:	80
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5762

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food safety… or should we say, block safety? Just like how this player is strict about their food allergies, we are strict about our server rules!

Join us if you want a server that takes cross-contamination seriously. We have labeled boxes for your items, just like this player’s mom labeled their food. And don’t worry, we won’t let any guests sneak into your inventory like this unwanted guest snuck into the fridge!

Our server is so safe, even raw tomatoes and bananas won’t dare to come near you. And if they do, we’ll make sure they’re ban-anas from our blocky world!

So come join us, where the only burning sensation you’ll feel is the excitement of playing on our server. Just make sure to keep your boxes labeled and your allergies in check – we don’t want any Minecraft mobs triggering a reaction!

BlockyBlunders

adoption, adoptive parent, biological son, blended family, BlockyBlunders, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, emotional intelligence, family history, friendship, Honesty, medical history, parenting, past experiences, personal boundaries, reconciliation, regret, relationships, Trust

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4087
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Divine Spears Created:	29	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than an episode of Real Housewives? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera.

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a telenovela. From secret adoptions to family medical history dramas, we’ve got it all. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos firsthand?

Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

RedditVsIRL

acceptable, community standards, controversial topics, digital interactions, digital platforms, hate, internet culture, internet discussions, online behavior, online communities, online etiquette, public perception, Real Life, reddit, RedditVsIRL, social media, social norms, societal norms, unpopular opinions, virtual communities

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Crops Grown:	3969

Are you tired of Reddit’s constant judgment and criticism? Come join our Minecraft server where you can finally be free to do the things Reddit hates without fear of downvotes! Build giant statues of Nicolas Cage, create a shrine dedicated to pineapple on pizza, or even start a cult worshipping the almighty avocado toast – the possibilities are endless! Join us and let your inner rebel run wild in a world where being weird is celebrated, not shamed. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are plotting to take over the world…but shh, you didn’t hear that from us!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, investigation, Killed, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, north korean, political tension, seoul, Server, soldiers, Tragedy, Ukraine, Unrest, War, world affairs

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean soldiers fighting in ukraine for some reason lol like what even is that??? but hey it makes for some crazy pvp battles so come join us for some wild and wacky fun! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a gang of ninja llamas. yea, you heard that right, ninja llamas. so come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane world of chaos and mayhem!

MissileFailCraft

#classified information, aircraft, cover up, Defense, drone, EMBARRASSING, Espionage, intelligence, Military, Military Secrets, Missile, MissileFailCraft, reconnaissance, Russian, secret, SECURITY, stealth, Surveillance, Technology, WARFARE

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Yo, so like, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where Russian drones are trying to keep their stealth secrets hidden but fail miserably? Well, welcome to our server where the only thing more embarrassing than a missile not erasing their secrets is the fact that they can’t even handle a bunch of blocky players running around!

Join us if you want to uncover top-secret Russian technology while building your own epic creations. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden bunker full of diamonds or accidentally trigger a drone attack with your epic redstone contraptions.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft spy, uncovering secrets and causing chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a drone, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Jelly Fusion Craft

aquatic organisms, biology, cellular fusion, comb jelly fusion, Craft, Fusion, injured animals, injured comb jellies, injured species, injured wildlife, jelly, Jellyfish, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, marine life, marine organisms, organism regeneration, Regeneration, sea creatures, sea life, single organism, zoology

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	104
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2045
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Towns Built:	5

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, injured comb jellies can fuse into a single organism on here! it’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. imagine seeing a bunch of jellies coming together to form a super jelly, it’s lit af.

not only that, but we also got flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes, like wtf?! it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft. u ain’t gonna find that on any other server, i promise u that.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers and skeletons breakdancing? it’s like a rave but with mobs, it’s wild.

so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most outrageous stuff in minecraft, join us now! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even witness a herd of llamas doing the macarena, who knows? it’s a mad world out there in this server.