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| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 1819 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? we got like, a record number of players joining every day, it’s gonna be like, a party up in here! plus, we got like, NATO allies joining us, they’re all like, “we gotta hit that defense spending target, yo!” and we’re all like, “yeah, let’s do it for Ukraine, man!” it’s gonna be epic, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! we promise, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun, right? so come on, join us and let’s kick some blocky butt together!
