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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 8663 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Magical Moments Shared: | 21 |
Join us for epic battles against the dreaded Ender Dragon, where the only way to defeat it is by reciting lines from your favorite incel movie. Or how about a thrilling game of capture the flag, where the flag is actually just a fedora that you have to wear while running around the map?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Incel Olympics, where players compete in events such as the Neckbeard Dash, the Fedora Toss, and the Waifu Pillow Fight. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Nice Guy, who roams the server looking for m’ladies to rescue.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of irony – you’re gonna need it!
