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The City of Minecraft SMP Wins LOL

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off! Join us at >mancitywinslol and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. And guess what? It actually worked! Diamonds for days, baby!

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Creepers doing the electric slide, zombies doing the moonwalk – it’s a sight to behold, my friend.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the infamous “Troll Bridge” challenge, where you have to answer riddles from a sassy troll who just wants to see you fail. But hey, if you make it across, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted goodies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at >mancitywinslol and let the laughter and chaos begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

EternalNoob Minecraft SMP

aging, death, eternal consciousness, eternal existence, eternal happiness, eternal journey, eternal life, Eternal Love, eternal pain, eternal perspective, eternal purpose, eternal sorrow, eternal wisdom, eternal youth, EternalNoob, existentialism, IMMORTALITY, Live Forever, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, philosophy, smp

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	200
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Do you ever wonder what it would be like to live forever in a Minecraft world? Well, on our server, you can experience just that! Join us for endless adventures, epic battles, and never-ending fun!

Imagine building the most epic base that will stand the test of time, battling mobs that never seem to end, and forming alliances with players who will be your eternal companions. Who needs real life when you can live forever in the world of Minecraft?

But be warned, immortality comes with its challenges. You may find yourself trapped in a never-ending cycle of mining, crafting, and exploring. But hey, at least you’ll never have to worry about respawning, right?

So come join us on our server and experience the madness of living forever in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just become the immortal legend of our world!

BlockBustersCraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	886635
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Have you ever thought about the unsung heroes of the world? The ones who work tirelessly behind the scenes to make sure everything runs smoothly? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally step into the shoes of these unsung heroes – the janitors! That’s right, forget about being a warrior or a builder, on our server, janitors rule the land!

But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of evil creepers invaded our server and started wreaking havoc everywhere. The warriors were powerless against them, the builders couldn’t keep up with the destruction, but do you know who saved the day? The janitors! Armed with nothing but their trusty brooms, they swept those creepers right off the server and restored peace once again.

So if you want to be a part of epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected triumphs, then join our server today and become the ultimate janitor hero! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret janitor society hidden deep within the server, where all the real magic happens. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to clean up the world and save the day in the most unexpected way possible!

UkraineCraft: Indian Army Edition

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1277	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got eight Indians who were straight up fighting in the Russian army against Ukraine. Like, can you imagine the chaos and madness that went down? It’s like a real-life battle royale, but in Minecraft! Join now and be part of the craziest war ever seen in the blocky world. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. It’s lit, fam. Join now or miss out on the wildest ride of your life!

PhilosoraptorsCraft

Academia, aristotle, critical thinking, deep thinkers, Descartes, epistemology, Ethics, existentialism, group, intellectuals, kant, Logic, metaphysics, Nietzsche, philosophers, philosophy, PhilosoraptorsCraft, Plato, rationality, reason, scholars, Socrates

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

So, like, you wanna join this totally epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a group of philosophers, man. We call ’em a reason, like what even is that? But who cares, because on this server, you’ll be using your brain cells like never before.

We got crazy challenges that will make you question your existence, like building a house out of only carrots or finding a diamond in a sea of lava. And get this, if you complete all the challenges, you get to ride a flying pig around the server. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, but watch out for the killer bunnies guarding them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your inner philosopher run wild. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life while mining for diamonds. Or you could just have a good laugh with your friends and ride pigs into the sunset. The choice is yours, my friend.

CaloricCraft: Chips&Dip Bonanza

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the chips and dip flow like a waterfall of deliciousness! we promise a 77% greater caloric intake when you play on our server because our virtual snacks are just that good. plus, our players eat faster than lightning speed, so you better bring your appetite! who knew playing minecraft could make you so hungry? join us now for the ultimate snacking experience!

KengCraft – Your Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Animals Bred:	67
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Farms Harvested:	265	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner warrior and become the ultimate Fist of Justice! Join us in epic battles, daring adventures, and outrageous quests that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, traps, and a giant chicken that breathes fire. Yes, you read that right – a fire-breathing chicken! And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special mod that turns all the cows into muscle-bound supermodels, because who doesn’t want to milk a cow that can bench press a truck? And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try out our exclusive Kenshi Fuck Mod, where you can… well, use your imagination on that one.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional fire-breathing chicken). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get on the bad side of the ninja llamas, that is.

ZoomerZombieBods Minecraft SMP

body dysmorphia, body image, body positivity, Eating disorders, exercise habits, generation z, health, mental health, Mental well-being, Minecraft, physical health, screen time, sedentary lifestyle, self esteem, self-care, smp, social media, societal pressures, Technology, unhealthy habits, wellness, zoomers, ZoomerZombieBods

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2565
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Come join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Our server is home to the most outrageous builds and the craziest adventures. Want to fight a dragon with a rubber chicken? We got you covered. How about riding a llama into battle against an army of creepers? Totally doable.

But that’s not all – we have the most insane events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players compete to see who can ride a pig the fastest through an obstacle course. And don’t even get us started on our legendary “TNT Cannon Wars” where chaos reigns supreme.

So why do zoomers have such messed up bodies? Because they’ve been playing on our server too much, laughing their butts off and having the time of their lives. Join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Dad’s House Drama Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1320
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and arguments over Facebook messages? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world craziness for a virtual world of fun and adventure.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting threatened with restraining orders or arrested for sending a simple message to your dad. Our community is all about building, exploring, and having a good time together.

Plus, if you ever need a break from your dad’s wife’s constant temper tantrums, just log on to our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs family drama when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it – unless you count regretting not joining sooner!

RentDramaCraft

Agreement, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, budgeting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, finances, financial support, Generosity, Gifts, income, job stability, living together, relationship, Rent, RentDramaCraft, responsibilities, Trust

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9628
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

Are you tired of living with a freeloading fiancé who thinks Uber driving is a full-time job? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!

On our server, you can build a virtual mansion without worrying about rent or utilities. No more late payments or financial stress, just pure creative freedom!

And if your fiancé tries to guilt trip you into using your birthday money to cover his share of the rent, you can simply block him in the game and build a fortress to protect yourself from his excuses.

Join us now and say goodbye to real-life problems, because in our Minecraft world, you’re the boss!

ExtremeCraftersUnited

activism, civil liberties, Cultural preservation, discrimination, ethno groups, ExtremeCraftersUnited, extremists, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, indigenous, labeling, Ministry of Justice, minority rights, Political, protest, Regional, repression, russia, Russian, social justice, suppression

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3346
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Emeralds Found:	9594	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got 55 Russian indigenous, regional, and ethno groups who be labeled as extremists by da Russian Ministry of Justice! like, how crazy is dat?! u can join dem in epic battles against da government or just chill and build epic bases together. Plus, we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by mutant zombie chickens. Trust me, u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else. So come join da madness and let’s conquer Minecraft together!