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MineCrafty Politicians – /epl/ ft. /trans/ – New Labour LOLz

#ChelseaManager, #DeZerbi, #FaCup, #FACupFinal, #footballnews, #Kammy, #Londonorigin, #managerialchanges, #ManchesterUnitedfan, #NewLabour, #TenHag, Brighton, epl, labour, lolz, manchesterunited, McKenna, minecrafty, pochettino, politicians, rumours, Soccer, sportsnews, Trans, Transfers

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Dragon Eggs Found:	5005
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchantments Applied:	59
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Rumor has it that Ten Hag is getting the sack regardless of whether you win the FA Cup or not. But don’t worry, De Zerbi might be in the running for the next Chelsea manager – imagine the tactics he’ll bring to the table! And let’s not forget about Pochettino eyeing up the Manchester United job, along with Mckenna, a Londoner who bleeds red.

But wait, there’s more! Brighton is also in need of a new manager, and who better to take the reins than Kammy himself? It’s going to be a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, join us now! Just ignore the rest of the news, it’s all rubbish anyway.

CraftyComebackz

Best Comeback, clever comeback, COMEBACK, comeback comeback, comeback insult, comeback joke, comeback line, comeback moment, comeback quote, comeback story, CraftyComebackz, epic burn, epic comeback, funny comeback, insult, quick wit, retort, savage comeback, sharp comeback, snappy comeback, witty comeback

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2494
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ores Mined:	1904	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9233	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old comebacks that are as stale as last week’s bread? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the most epic comebacks you’ll ever hear! Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle and someone tries to grief it. You whip out a comeback so savage, they’ll be crying in the corner for days. Join our server for the ultimate comeback showdowns and let the roasting begin! Who knew Minecraft could be so savage?

KrautCraft: Beware the Bear!

Bear, BEWARE, build up, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Europe, Geopolitics, German, germany, international relations, KrautCraft, major general, Military, military intelligence, military readiness, military strategy, nato, Russian, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Warns

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8556
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, this german major general dude is all like, “yo, watch out for them russians, they be buildin’ up their military and stuff.” but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and build epic stuff with your pals?

imagine this, you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of russian soldiers show up and challenge you to a build battle. like, what the heck, right? but don’t worry, our server has got your back with epic weapons and armor to help you defend your creations.

plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special bonus where every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. i know, crazy, right? but that’s just how we roll on this server. so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, while also keeping an eye out for those sneaky russians.

TitanCraft MC

1.20.X, 1.8.X, Adventure, Dedicated Staff, engaging gameplay, fun gameplay, gaming experience, LifeSteal, mega-lifesteal, Minecraft, Plugins, Server, skilled staff, TitanCraft MC

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2513
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	8413	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

TitanCraft MC is a mega-lifesteal Minecraft server compatible with versions 1.8.x through 1.20.x. Packed with exciting plugins, it’s designed to deliver an unforgettable gaming experience. What sets us apart? We prioritize hiring skilled and dedicated staff, and our focus is always on creating fun and engaging gameplay, not just profits like some other servers.

Join us today and be part of the adventure!

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Femdom Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, BDSM, control, Dominant, dominant women, Domination, female supremacy, femdom, fetish, fetish community, financial control, financial domination, findom, Haven, kink, older sisters, online domination, power exchange, sexual domination, submissive, submissive men, zoomer women

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something wild – all the femdoms on this server are now into findom! I know, right? It’s like a whole new level of domination and submission in the Minecraft world. And get this, these femdoms aren’t your average zoomer women, oh no. They’re like the older sisters you never had, ready to dominate you in ways you never imagined. So, if you’re into that kinky stuff and want to experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, then this server is where you need to be. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

IceCreamNoLickZone

Alternative, annoyance, Boundaries, college friends, Communication, discomfort, Etiquette, friendship, hang out, healthy diet, ice cream, IceCreamNoLickZone, Mall, misunderstanding, Offering, personal space, sharing food, social norms, spat, Treat, Trust

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dimension Hops:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cool as ice cream, but without the drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chill time filled with epic adventures and no food-sharing drama.

Imagine a world where you can build towering ice cream castles and ride on flying ice cream cones. Our server is so sweet, even your friend on a “healthy diet” will want a lick!

Don’t be an AH like that friend, join our server where sharing is caring, but not when it comes to spit-filled ice cream. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MoneyBurnerMinecraftSMP

big lump sum, budgeting, extravagant lifestyle, extravagant purchases, fast spending, financial decisions, financial discipline, financial downfall, financial habits, financial literacy, financial mistakes, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, impulse buying, money management, money management skills, money mindset, MoneyBurnerMinecraftSMP, reckless spending, saving habits, wealth depletion

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3929
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	3966
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in blocky form! Like, I heard this one time someone joined and they found a secret diamond mine that led them to a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots. And then they traded those carrots for a pet dragon that could breathe fire and fly around the server causing chaos. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! I heard that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you find the DJ zombie and request your favorite song, he’ll drop a sick beat that will make all the creepers start breakdancing. It’s lit, fam!

And don’t even get me started on the shopping district. I heard that there’s a shop where you can buy a magic wand that lets you turn any block into a stack of diamonds. It’s like a cheat code in real life, but in Minecraft. Mind. Blown.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. What more could you ask for? Let’s goooooo! 🍪🎉🔥 #bestserverever #minecraftmadness

Blocktopia: Crafting a New Life

blocktopia, Crafting, empowerment, inner strength, inspiration, Life, life changing, mindset shift, motivation, new beginnings, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, Positive Change, pursuing passions, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-belief, self-care, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, transformation

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2030
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Have you ever been so bored that you decided to join a Minecraft server just for fun, only to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of it all? Well, that’s exactly what happened to me when I stumbled upon this server.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere and start throwing diamonds at you. Yes, you heard me right, dancing llamas throwing diamonds. And that’s just the beginning of the craziness you’ll encounter on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers? Well, on this server, you can do just that. And let me tell you, there’s nothing quite like the feeling of victory as you soar through the sky on your trusty feathered steed, raining down chaos on your enemies.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will completely change your life in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

DepotDestroyerMC

Bombing, Conflict, DepotDestroyerMC, Destruction, eastern europe, energy resources, escalation, fuel supply, global news, Hits, international relations, Military Action, Oil depots, Overnight, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, security concerns, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1011
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine hits 2 oil depots in russia overnight and the whole world is shooketh. u gotta see it to believe it, we got explosions, drama, and chaos galore. join now to witness the madness and build ur own empire in the midst of the chaos. who needs peace when u can have this level of excitement in ur minecraft world? join now and be part of the insanity!

Sanitized Dog Poop Paradise

Bacteria, decomposition, dog, dog faeces, dog poop, environmental impact, hand sanitizer, misting, odor control, outdoor cleanup, Paradise, pet care, pet health, pet hygiene, pet odors, pet owners, pet waste, Poop, sanitation, sanitation practices, sanitation products, sanitized, Waste Disposal, waste management

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1618
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

hey u, yes u. r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! come join our server where we regularly mist dog poop with hand sanitizer to make it last longer! why, u ask? because who doesn’t want to see poop that never decomposes?! it’s like a poop time capsule, but better! join now for the chance to witness the miracle of everlasting poop! trust me, u won’t want to miss out on this sh*t show!

Cosmic Explorer 1.20.1

1.20.1, artwork, controversial, Cosmic, critique, Dark, explicit, Explorer, Fandom, gantz, graphic, History, Horror, long tail tag, Manga, manga panel, opinion, Sci Fi, Shocking.., two page spread, Ugly, violent, WORST

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1939
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Mines Excavated:	2868
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Farms Harvested:	408	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

OMG, have you ever seen a manga so ugly it made your eyes bleed? Well, guess what, our Minecraft server is just like that manga! Join us if you want your retinas to suffer in the most hilarious way possible!

We’ve got pixelated monstrosities that will make you question your sanity! Seriously, who needs beautiful graphics when you can have pure, unadulterated ugliness?

Join now and experience the most visually offensive Minecraft server in existence! Your eyes will thank you for the trauma!