manchester united Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Seven Games Without A Win Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6441
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4440
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Towns Built:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server has just absorbed the power of the almighty shitties! That’s right, we now have the combined power of United and shitties, making us the most epic and chaotic Minecraft SMP out there.

Join us if you want to experience crazy battles between United and shitties, with explosions and chaos at every turn. Our server is like no other, with insane storylines and plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of United and shitties!

Ruud Van Nistelrooy Appointed Leicester Heacoach Minecraft SMP

appointed, Appointment, career, Coach, debut, Dutch, football, former player, Heacoach, leadership, Leicester, Manager, manchester united, Minecraft, Nistelrooy, premier league, press conference, real madrid, RUUD, Ruud van Nistelrooy, smp, squad, strategy, Tactics, tactics analysis, Training, van

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5366
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	219
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the chickens wear diamond armor.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. You can challenge him to a rap battle for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take a trip to the Nether where the ghasts have formed a synchronized swimming team. Watch as they perform death-defying stunts and flips while dodging fireballs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

So, it Happened Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

We may not have the best tactics or determination, but we make up for it with our insane stories and ridiculous antics. Need reinforcements? We’ve got you covered with our army of deranged chickens and explosive sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even witness a creeper doing the floss dance or a pig riding a minecart. Anything is possible in our wacky world of Minecraft! #AMR #IN or #OUT? It’s up to you to decide your fate in this wild and unpredictable server.

Man U VS Porto Thread 2 Minecraft SMP

COMEBACK, Competition, Defeat, FC Porto, football, goals, Incoming, INTENSE, LOSING, man, MAN U, manchester united, match, Minecraft, mug, Players, porto, smp, Soccer, sports, Thread, Upset, Victory

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Are you tired of being a total MUG on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being 2-0 up to losing 3-2 in the blink of an eye! It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!

Join us for the ultimate challenge of trying to maintain your lead and not end up as a total MUG like the rest of the players. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate underdog story and come back from a 3-2 deficit to win it all!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat all in one epic Minecraft SMP!

ABUs unite Minecraft SMP

Abu, ABUS, celebration, Customer, Decade, dog shit, flat tire, football, Happy, hate, joy, m6, manchester united, Minecraft, Reign, Rivalry, smp, Supporters, Ten Hag, trolling, unite, United

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5349
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Emeralds Found:	8803
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Towns Built:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride where chaos reigns supreme and drama is always on the menu.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a giant statue of a potato with laser eyes. Why? Because why not! Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building ridiculous structures, and starting epic battles over the most trivial things.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join their cause or fight against them? The choice is yours, but beware, those llamas are sneaky little buggers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

EPLTrans SMP – Seagull Squad

Arsenal, Aston Villa, Bournemouth, brentford, Brighton and Hove Albion, Chelsea, crystal palace, english premier league, epl, EPLTrans, Everton, fulham, Ipswich Town, Leicester City, Liverpool, Manchester City, manchester united, Match week 1, newcastle united, Nottingham Forest, Saturday 24th August, seagull, Seagull Edition, smp, Southampton, squad, Sunday 25th August, Tottenham Hotspur, Trans, transfer window, West Ham United, Wolverhampton Wanderers

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6091
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Emeralds Found:	3434

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We are currently at the top of the leaderboard after Match week 1, just like Brighton and Hove Albion in the English Premier League. Our transfer window was so strong, it’s like we signed Messi and Ronaldo!

Join us for epic battles like Brighton and Hove Albion vs Manchester United or Manchester City vs Ipswich Town. Who knows, maybe we’ll even have a match between Minecraft mobs and players! Crystal Palace vs West Ham United? More like Creeper Palace vs Enderman United!

And don’t miss out on our special events like the Aston Villa vs Arsenal showdown, where players will have to build their bases while dodging TNT explosions and zombie hordes. It’s like a real-life Minecraft Hunger Games!

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest adventures and battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world!

RioCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3096
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is endorsed by none other than Rio Ferdinand himself! That’s right, the legendary footballer is a huge fan of our server and even built a replica of Old Trafford stadium in-game!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who can help you find the rarest items in the game. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a hidden dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and gold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Rio Ferdinand approves, so you know it’s gotta be good!

Crafting Chaos: Where Minecraft Saves Man Utd

Chaos, Coaching, COMEBACK, Crafting, Dedication, Fans, football, goals, man, Management, Manchester, manchester united, Minecraft, Players, premier league, Save, saves, Soccer, sports, strategy, success, Support, Tactics, TEAM, Utd, victories

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8750
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of watching Manchester United struggle in the Premier League? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you have the power to save them! Join us and build a virtual Old Trafford stadium so realistic, the players will think they’re actually playing there. Show off your building skills and create the ultimate training ground for the team to practice on. Who knows, maybe your virtual coaching will lead them to victory in the real world. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the hero Manchester United needs!

ChunkyCraft: The Land of Lard

Brighton and Hove Albion, Chelsea, christmas, ChunkyCraft, Conte style rant, epl, Fat Ange edition, Land, lard, manchester united, newcastle united, spuds, terminal losers, Wednesday 15th May

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Votes:	7726	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

Are you tired of being a terminal loser like Spuds? Join our Minecraft server and become a winner like Ange! We guarantee that by Christmas, you’ll be delivering epic Conte-style rants to all your friends. Plus, our server is so lit that even Brighton and Hove Albion and Chelsea are playing Minecraft instead of soccer. Manchester United and Newcastle United are also joining in on the fun, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

PantsPullerCraft

body image, body shape, clothing, clothing issue, clothing problem, discomfort, fashion, fashion dilemma, fashion struggle, fat, fit, Insecurity, pants, PantsPullerCraft, self-conscious, skinny, Struggle, Style, wardrobe malfunction, weight, weight fluctuation

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where pants stay up all on their own cuz gravity is like, so last season. we got magical pants that hug your waist tighter than a clingy ex.

one time, a player’s pants were so secure, they survived a creeper explosion without a scratch. true story, bro.

also, our server has a secret underground pants party where the coolest players hang out and dance in their indestructible pants. it’s lit, fam.

so if you’re tired of constantly hiking up your pants in the virtual world, come join us where pants stay put and the fun never stops. #pantsparty #minecraftmadness

Project Saturn Minecraft server

Death Chests, Economy, Free donation, killer beacons, Minecraft, Mystical chests, Project Saturn, Resources, Spheres, talismans

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Mystical chests, death chests, killer beacons!

Different talismans, spheres, resources, cool economy!

FREE DONATION!!!

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Launching Tonight! Join the Minelanders for a wild ride of survival, clans, stones, and shops! 1.20.6!

1.20.6, Autofarms, balance, Clan, Clans, Donations, Edition, elytras, Empire, Gnomish, good faith, Join, Launching, Minecraft, Minelanders, Nether, PvP, Ride, Server, Shops, smp, stones, Summer, Survival, tonight, TOWN, Trading, villager, Wild

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Server Name	The ‘Minelanders
Server Address	mc.minelanders.com
Version	1.20.6 [Java Edition – Bedrock Compatible]
Discord	https://discord.gg/QeBkd3Z

Overview:

Launched TONIGHT at 8PM EDT! The server offers a 6th Summer Server Edition with a community built spawn in a Gnomish Town. Players can engage in political and strategic Minecraft gameplay, building designs, griefing, PvP, forming clans, and more. Join the server to explore the active community and start playing!

Features:

Plot protection available in different sizes
Player shop chests for selling items
Clans system for teaming up
Limited map size with an expanded Nether
Donations welcome with no in-game advantages

Rules:

Play in good faith
Be respectful of other players
No asking for stuff, advertising, or being annoying
Griefing allowed, Lavacasting not allowed
No cheating
Alt accounts must be known to staff
No releasing personal information about another player
Circumventing intended server behavior is prohibited

FAQ:

Are there in-game purchases that give players an advantage?

No, donations to the server do not provide in-game advantages.

Can I protect my builds on the server?

Yes, plot protection is available for in-game currency in four different sizes.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, griefing is allowed but Lavacasting is not permitted.

How can I sell items to other players?

Player shop chests are available for selling items to other players on the server.

Are there any restrictions on building on the server?

Players are encouraged to build within the plot protection boundaries and follow the server rules to maintain a positive community.

RightCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	45	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Crops Grown:	9870	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and start busting out some sick moves. Or how about riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Anything is possible on our server!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters and show off your best moves.

And if you’re feeling competitive, we host weekly tournaments where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around the server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on that epic prize!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Remember, he was right though – this server is where the real fun begins!

HedgeCraft Minecraft Server: Where even Endermen can’t resist buying up all the houses!

Buying, endermen, finance, Hedge Funds, Hedgecraft, Houses, housing affordability, housing bubble, housing crisis, housing market, housing market analysis, housing market dynamics, housing market ethics, housing market impact, housing market trends, housing speculation, Investment, Legal, market manipulation, Minecraft, property management, real estate, real estate investment, regulations, rental properties, Resist, Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchantments Applied:	293	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Buildings Constructed:	26	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of living in a boring old house on a regular Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, hedge funds are buying up houses left and right! Why, you ask? Because they’re tired of living in their mansions made of diamonds and gold, of course! So come join us and experience the thrill of having your house bought out from under you by a group of greedy investors. It’s like playing Monopoly, but with creepers and zombies instead of thimbles and top hats. Who knew capitalism could be so fun in the world of Minecraft?

LipSyncBoobSassCraft

Afro Colombian, Argument, artist, bully, Communication, Confrontation, drawings, fake boobs, fake lips, friend group, insecure, irish, LipSyncBoobSassCraft, mean girl, Pool, Problems, red hair, Rude, sense of humor, shade

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2078
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Towns Built:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Emeralds Found:	1644	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through friendships, enemies, and shade-throwing like never before.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll have the chance to confront your virtual enemies just like our player did in real life. Take a dip in the pool and watch out for those sneaky comments about your hair color – who knows, you might even find a talented artist to defend your honor!

Join us now and show off your witty comebacks and epic clapbacks in the chat. And remember, on our server, the drama never stops – just like the endless possibilities in Minecraft!

MurderCraft Server: ClassmateChronicles

acquaintance, Behavior, Charged, ClassmateChronicles, classmates, Community, crime, criminal, gossip, high school, investigation, Justice, Memories, murder, MurderCraft, News, Personality, Rumors, School, Server, Shocking.., SUSPECT, Tragedy

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	9217
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ores Mined:	4411
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Farms Harvested:	125	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Remember that kid in school who always seemed a little too obsessed with building elaborate structures out of Legos? Well, imagine if that kid grew up to be a Minecraft mastermind on our server! Join us for a chance to witness their insane building skills and maybe even uncover some hidden secrets in their creations.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a former player who was banned for griefing. Some say they can still be seen wandering the virtual landscapes, causing chaos and confusion for unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly griefer and put an end to their reign of terror?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their lives to finding the rarest materials in the game. They have uncovered hidden treasures, discovered ancient ruins, and even tamed wild Ender Dragons. Will you be the next member to join their ranks and uncover the mysteries of our server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the thrills, chills, and epic adventures that await you. Just remember to watch your back and never trust a player who offers you a diamond sword for free. Trust us, it’s never worth it.

CraftyPenisDraws

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1322
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward questions like that again! Our server is so immersive that you’ll forget all about real life drama. Plus, we have a secret area where you can build a giant statue of your…um, member. It’s a great way to show off your…creativity. So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind!

ZelenskyCraft: Peace Summit Edition

92 countries, attendance, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, diplomatic summit, diplomatic talks, Edition, Global cooperation, global summit, international diplomacy, international relations, Peace, peace conference, Peace efforts, peace negotiations, peace summit, political leaders, summit, summit meeting, switzerland, world peace, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1018
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mines Excavated:	1955	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

so, like, u kno how u always wanted to be, like, a diplomat or sumthin? well, now u can on our amazin minecraft server! we got zelensky comin to switzerland for a peace summit and u can be there too, virtually! join us and be part of history, man. 92 countries already confirmed, so u kno it’s gonna be lit. come build ur own peace treaty or somethin, idk, just join us and have a blast! peace out, homies.

PuppyTraining101

Animal Behavior, animal training, canine behavior, dog behavior, dog behavior problems, dog commands, dog discipline, dog obedience, dog owner, dog psychology, dog training, human training, obedience training, pet behavior, pet care, pet obedience, pet training, Positive reinforcement, PuppyTraining101, training techniques

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9685
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

join dis server if u want to train a dog to train a human to train a dog! we got crazy challenges like building a house out of diamond blocks while riding a pig! if u can do dat, u can do anything! also, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds if u can beat him in a dance battle! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis wacky adventure! come join da fun and see if u have what it takes to train a dog to train a human to train a dog!