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Baby Block Builders: Labor & Delivery Edition

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6389
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ores Mined:	4764	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Looking for a server that’s as wild as a Charizard’s roar? Well, look no further because we’ve got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join us!

Imagine this: you’re playing Pokémon on your Nintendo Switch OLED™, eagerly awaiting the moment when your shiny little Yakub hatches. But wait… it’s a WH*TE baby?! That’s right, our server is so unpredictable, it’ll have you questioning reality!

Join us and experience the drama of a mod from /r/antinatalism dealing with a shocking surprise baby. From accusations of treachery to threats of breaking necks, this server has it all! Who knew Minecraft could be this intense?

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, join us now and prepare to be amazed! Just remember, no WH*TE babies allowed… unless they’re Pokémon, of course!

TreeBirthBuddy

appreciation, Birth, Branches, coexistence, Connection, cycle of life, Environment, Existence, growth, Harmony, interconnectedness, Journey, Life, mindfulness, Nature, Reflection, Roots, symbiosis, Time, Tree, TreeBirthBuddy

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ores Mined:	1456	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the trees grow with you, man! Like, imagine logging on and seeing this massive tree that’s been growing since the day you were born. It’s like your Minecraft spirit tree, bro!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. Yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give you secret quests to find the legendary golden udder.

Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs reality when you have a tree buddy and diamond-dropping pigs, am I right? Let’s get this party started!

❤️ MineFox ❤️Semi-Political❤️ Minecraft server

1.20.1, assassination contracts, Cases, clan system, daily prizes, Discord, Events, generation, Ip:, minecraft server, MineFox, No Donations, No Dupe, No Wipes, Online Map, Parkour, Pirate, Player tops, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Semi-Political, Skill System, Survival, Trading, upgraded biomes, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival, voice chat, Weddings

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Welcome to MineFox

Here you will find servers for every taste:

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• Vanilla survival, PvP, trading.

• Parkour, assassination contracts, the ability to put any skin – /skin.

• Player tops, weddings, skill system — /amenu.

• Voice chat

• Clan system, money for time spent.

• Daily prizes and cases with donations and effects.

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• This server has generation that players can only dream of in vanilla Minecraft. There are no regular biomes here at all – only upgraded ones.

● ? Come to our server: 1.20.1

● ? IP: mc.minefox.fun

● ? Online map: map.minefox.fun:25600

● Discord: https://discord.gg/cr2EnxsMFt

mc.minefox.fun

RockPussy Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the impossible becomes possible! Have you ever wondered what it would be like to explore a world where Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson had a pussy? Well, wonder no more because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic adventures where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even build a house made entirely out of cheese! And who knows, you might even stumble upon The Rock’s mythical pussy somewhere in the depths of our world.

So why wait? Join us now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s make some unforgettable memories together on our one-of-a-kind server!

CraftyNiji Minecraft Server

CraftyNiji, Denauth, ethyria, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, LIVESTREAMS, Luxiem, Minecraft, minecraft server, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN streams, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, petragurin, Server, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, virtual youtubers, xsoleil

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our epic Minecraft server where you can build, mine, and troll your friends to your heart’s content!

We have Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin, LazuLight, OBSYDIA, Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, TTT, and Denauth all hanging out and causing chaos in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even run into them while exploring!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Graduated Livers and Miscellaneous crew can’t resist joining in on the fun. Expect the unexpected as you navigate through crazy challenges and hilarious pranks.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and all the other fags – we’re all about having a good time here!

GF-Blocker Graduation Bash

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Votes:	3915	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ores Mined:	9457	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and pixels? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers and endless adventures!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a virtual graduation party breaks out! Your daughters are celebrating their academic achievements with a themed cake and decorations, but wait… their emotionally unstable mother is causing chaos. She’s threatening not to attend if your new girlfriend shows up, claiming it’s disrespectful. But fear not, because on our server, you can bring all your virtual partners without any drama!

Join us for a chance to build a new family with your blocky friends, slay dragons together, and maybe even find love in the pixelated world. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

CheaterCraft: Wild Ways

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out the wildest way you can catch cheaters in the act! Our server is equipped with secret spy tools, hidden cameras, and even a team of trained llamas who can sniff out infidelity from a mile away. Don’t be fooled by those sneaky players trying to cheat their way to the top – join us and become the ultimate detective in the world of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that the llamas throw the best breakup parties in town. You won’t want to miss out on the drama and excitement that awaits you on our server!

SpicyVegetableExtinctCraft

adaptation, bitter, delicious fruit, delicious vegetable, discouraged grazing, extinct fruit, extinct vegetable, spicy, SpicyVegetableExtinctCraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where the fruit and veggies are so dang tasty, they went extinct cuz animals couldn’t stop munching on ’em! We got carrots that make you fly, watermelons that give you super speed, and potatoes that make you invincible (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. And don’t even get me started on the pigs, they’re wearing top hats and monocles, living their best life.

But wait, there’s more! Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, our zombies are friendly and just want to give you hugs, and our llamas can speak fluent French. Ooh la la!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away).

Gladiators Network

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Runes Activated:	2

Gladiators Network is a high-quality Minecraft Network with game modes like LIFESTEAL and FFA server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

BEDROCK SUPPORTED!

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play.gldcraft.fun:25745

CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7194
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and embark on epic quests like hunting down the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who only appears when you play “Cotton Eye Joe” on repeat. Or how about trying to tame the wild chickens that have taken over the village and are demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Disco Sheep” who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot. And don’t even get us started on the underground lair of the “Sassy Skeletons” who will sass you to death if you don’t answer their riddles correctly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, insanity, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft. Just click the link and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved).

AnonCraft: The 25th Ward Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Falling into the Void:	3
Towns Built:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Alright, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers do the moonwalk before exploding.

Join our server for a chance to battle a dragon made entirely out of diamond blocks, or try your luck at taming a zombie pigman to be your loyal steed. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the skeletons drop sick beats with their bone xylophones.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical squid named Squishy. And let’s not forget about our annual llama race, where the winner gets a crown made of golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.