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Vtuber Sluts R Us – Minecraft Edition

Anime, cheerleader, Community, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, general, Idol, Kawaii, lewd, Manga, Minecraft, ONLINE, Otaku, Roleplay, Sexy, Slutposting, Sluts, Thread, virtual, vtsg, Vtuber

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Dimension Hops:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a cheerleader on steroids – full of energy and ready to pump you up! Join us for a wild ride where the creepers cheer you on instead of blowing you up, and the zombies do the Thriller dance instead of attacking you.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s the star of our weekly dance-offs, busting out moves that would make even the most seasoned Minecraft player jealous.

But that’s not all – we have exclusive cheerleader outfits for your character to wear, complete with pom-poms and glitter. And if you manage to collect all the pieces of the outfit, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a cheer-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and get ready to shake your booty like never before!

Blocktopia

blocktopia

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	869	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us and witness the epic battle between a group of fearless players and a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the server. Will you be able to defeat the mighty Chicken King and restore peace to the land?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature who roams the forests and challenges players to epic dance-offs. Can you out-dance Bigfoot and earn his respect?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco Champion. Just be careful not to accidentally summon the Disco Demon with your sick dance skills!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Remember, we did it reddit. Our fight was not for nought… it was for the ultimate lolzy Minecraft server experience!

CodyCraft: Where Minecraft meets wrestling!

abstraction, Character, Cody Rhodes, CodyCraft, cold gaze, comparable, Enigma, Enigmatic, Entity, flesh gripping, handshake, hidden, idea.., Identity, illusory, lifestyles, meets, Minecraft, Mysterious, not there, Persona, professional wrestler, wrestling

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	9319	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Crops Grown:	1334
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1006
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Votes:	9416

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, come join our server where you can meet the one and only Cody Rhodes! That’s right, the wrestling superstar himself is a virtual entity on our server, ready to shake your hand and show you the ropes.

But beware, Cody Rhodes is not your average player. He may have a cold gaze, but that just adds to the excitement of playing on our server. Who knows what crazy adventures you’ll go on with Cody by your side? Join now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where illusions become reality and anything is possible.

———– MegaTimes———- Minecraft server

battle, BUILD, Community, compete, Creative, Explore, Factions, Fun, Grief, griefer mode, MegaTimes, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Players, PvP, Server, server hosting, Survival, Unique

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	139	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Potions Brewed:	115	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

MegaTimes is not your average griefer mode. You have to fight with players, grief. You can do a lot on our server!

megatimes.mclan.ru

Terrashift – Vanillla SMP

120server, 120smp, 120vanilla, active members, AFK display, Armor statues, Bluemap, builder-friendly, collaboration, Community, community cities, cozy hut, Datapacks, hermitcraft, home teleports, Mob Heads, No Griefing, No hacking, No pvp, no rudeness, No Stealing, player head drops, Public farms, PvE, Redstone, redstone contraptions, server changes, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Animals Bred:	129	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Server: terrashift.net

Server map: https://map.terrashift.net

Who are we?Terrashift is a whitelisted vanilla SMP 1.20.1 server with a focus on collaboration and building a community.

If you are interested in starting fresh and would like play/build on a server similar to Hermitcraft with a focus on building a community feel free to apply with the form listed at the end of the post. We will get back to you as soon as possible.

Details:If you feel like building and collaborating on giant redstone contraptions or just want to build a cozy hut somewhere and relax we got you covered. We are very builder-friendly and while it’s still a fresh new world there are great community cities and massive public farms in the works.

Server rules are rather simple. Terrashift is a place where we’d like everyone to feel welcome and have fun, so in general rules follow the same principles:

– no griefing– no stealing– no pvp without consent from all parties– no rudeness towards fellow members– no “hacking” like x-ray/fly/general mods that give unfair advantages or abilities not possible in vanilla.

We currently have ~20 active members and are looking for people who share the same goals.

All server changes/additions/removals are voted on by all members to make sure everyone has a say on the server direction as it develops in Discord.

Currently while we try to keep gameplay as vanilla as possible server is running several datapacks:

– home teleports– player head drops– more mob heads– afk display– armor statues– fast leaf decay– wandering trades

All of the changes related to datapacks are decided by voting so the list can change over time.

How to apply:To apply , you can fill out the form at this link: Apply. We will reach out to you as soon as possible afterwards.

terrashift.net

Crafty Contractors

capacity, Contractors, Country, Crafty, fascist, government contracting, government services, Ideology, Israel, Jobs, nationalism, outsourcing, Politics, privatization, public sector, Religion, rightwingers, settler ideology, US government, White Man, zionist

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4297	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Crops Grown:	2440	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality more than the US government’s hiring practices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the craziest conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

Join us and experience a world where the US government is run by Minecraft contractors who are more concerned with building pixelated structures than serving their country. Who needs patriotism when you can build a giant blocky statue of yourself instead?

And forget about pushing settler ideology, on our server, the only thing we’re pushing is the boundaries of what you thought was possible in Minecraft. Join us and discover a world where Israel is the real white man’s religion…or maybe not, because let’s be real, that’s just ridiculous.

So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and chaos, join our server today. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind why the US government turned all its jobs into contractors…or you might just build a really cool castle. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride.

Crafty Cossacks: Slava Ukraine Edition

anti-Ukraine sentiment, BIAS, boxing, boxing industry, controversy, Cossacks, Crafty, DOMINANCE, Edition, fealty, Jew influence, JEWKRAINE, Manipulation, media control, MUH SLAVA UKRAINI, political agenda, pozzed, Propaganda, public opinion, show support, slava, support for Ukraine, Tyson, Ukraine

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our gameplay is the conspiracy theories we come up with! Join us for a chance to fight off zombies, build epic structures, and uncover the truth about the secret society of boxing enthusiasts who are secretly controlling the world from Ukraine.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman boxing abilities and be able to knock out creepers with a single punch. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious jokes and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until you fall off your virtual block.

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything is possible.

Anarchycrafts

Anarchy, borders, fair, HARD, Land Claim, Minecraft, no staff, no-tp, Nocheat, Nohacks, Plugins, Protection, Semianarchy, Server, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9469
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5191	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Version 1.20.4

Semi-anarchy server. Minimum amount of plugins to keep things fair. No-tp, protection, land claim, borders. Just hard survival. No staff.

anarchycrafts.com

CraftyCritters

Armor Set Search, CraftyCritters, databases, Decorations database, emulation, FAQ, General Info, Hunter Connect, Iceborne, Item database, Kiranico, MH Frontier, mh rise, MH Wilds, mh world, MHG, modding, Monster Hunter General, Monster Weakness Database, Pingsdex, Ryozo interview, set up, Steam Deck, Steam page, Sunbreak, Where does /vg/ play

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	749	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Crops Grown:	1523

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with monsters, hunters, and epic battles!

Ever wanted to ride a Rathalos into battle while wearing a suit made of Kirin horns? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our armor set search feature will help you find the perfect gear to make you the ultimate monster-slaying machine.

But wait, there’s more! Our monster weakness database will give you the upper hand in combat, allowing you to take down even the toughest foes with ease. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try out our decorations database to bling out your gear like never before?

Join now and embark on a journey like no other in a Minecraft server that will leave you ROFLing all day long! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that awaits you in our world of Monster Hunter mayhem!

Blocky McBlockface: Where ‘BTC pumps 5%’ and creepers explode with laughter!

alts dump, Alts pump, blocky, btc, BTC dumps, BTC pumps, CREEPERS, cryptocurrency, Emotional rollercoaster, explode, fear of missing out, financial stress, FOMO, hodl, Investment, Laughter, market fluctuations, market manipulation, market trends, market volatility, McBlockface, panic selling, PUMPS, rollercoaster emotions, rollercoaster ride, Trading, uncertainty

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of the crypto rollercoaster ride? Well, hop on our Minecraft server where the only thing dumping is your enemies into lava pits! Our server is so stable, even BTC can’t bring us down. Join us for a wild ride of mining, building, and trolling your friends. Who needs altcoins when you can have diamonds? Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to blocky bliss on our server. Trust us, it’s a better investment than any crypto out there!