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Wolverhampton André Lemina João Gomes Minecraft SMP

Analysis, andre, comparison, criticism, Disappointment, Downfall, English club, Fans, football, gomes, João, João Gomes, Lemina, Man Utd, Management, Minecraft, ownership, Performance, Players, premier league, smp, squad, Transfer, WOLVERHAMPTON

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, this server is all about causing mayhem and madness at every turn.

Join us if you want to witness Wolverhampton, André, Lemina, and João Gomes team up to take down Man Utd in the most epic PvP battle you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that Man Utd’s base is filled with nothing but dirt blocks and chicken coops – how the mighty have fallen!

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground tunnels, hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a rollercoaster that will make you question your sanity. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare pink sheep that will lead you to the promised land of unlimited diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Nation of Noobs

Battle of Hoover Dam, Chaos, Defeat, Despair, Destruction, devastation, End.., fallen, hopelessness, Loss, Memories, My home, My nation, nation, Noobs, regret, Republic, ruins, Shady Sands, sorrow, Tragedy, War

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9604
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	7298	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Votes:	3214
Divine Spears Created:	21	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the devastation of the Battle of Hoover Dam and rebuild your life in the SHADY SANDS! Join us as we embark on a journey to create a new REPUBLIC and restore peace to the land!

Build your own NATION, make new friends, and conquer the WASTELAND in our action-packed server. Don’t let your home be destroyed like in the Battle of Hoover Dam – join us and start a new life filled with adventure and excitement!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something LEGENDARY – join our Minecraft server today and help us rebuild the fallen republic! Who knows, you might even become the next HERO of the wasteland!

CraftyPhase: Where Villagers Rule and Creepers Drool!

Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Chisaka Airi, CraftyPhase, CREEPERS, Dizzy Dokuro, Drool, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, LIA, Muu Muyu, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Remilia Nephys, rule, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Utatane Nasa, villagers

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8038
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	532020	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Animals Bred:	187
Dragon Scales Harvested:	236	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Emeralds Found:	3325	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than this server, where you can connect with a bunch of crazy characters like Lia, Utatane Nasa, Hakushika Iori, Fujikura Uruka, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Pipkin Pippa, Kaneko Lumi, and more!

But wait, there’s more! Join us on this server and you might just run into characters like Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, Komachi Panko, Runie Ruse, Eimi Isami, Muu Muyu, Hikanari Hina, Saya Sairroxs, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Gram Pico, Ayase Yuu, and Kaminari Clara!

Why join, you ask? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server with such a diverse and eccentric cast of characters? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PokeBakeCraft: Where Pokemon are our master bakers!

#pikachu, Anime, bakers, baking, baking community, baking inspiration, baking skills, baking supplies, Charmander, creative baking, jigglypuff, Master, PokeBakeCraft, pokemon, Pokemon bakers, Pokemon fandom., Pokemon fans, Pokemon merchandise, Pokemon trainers, Pokemon-themed desserts, squirtle, video games

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Divine Spears Created:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Pokemon are our bakers! Yes, you heard that right. Imagine Charmander baking you a delicious cake with his fiery tail, or Pikachu using his electric powers to whip up some tasty pastries.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Squirtle. He’s got the moves like Jagger and will teach you how to dance like a pro.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our treasure hunt led by the legendary Mewtwo. He’ll guide you through dangerous dungeons filled with rare loot and epic battles.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Racers: Triggering /pol/ Since 2011

Alt-Right, Bigotry, coalburners, Conservatives, Crafty, discrimination, Diversity, Hate Speech, internet trolls, lol, POL, Political Correctness, racers, racism, redditors, riceburners, seethe, Sensitive, social media, triggering, white nationalists, Whites, Xenophobia

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Divine Spears Created:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Farms Harvested:	551
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Buildings Constructed:	38

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the white nationalists make /pol/ seethe with jealousy! You won’t find any whites left on here, just a bunch of coalburners and riceburners that even redditors can’t help but laugh at. But hey, who needs sensitivity when you can join us for some outrageous fun and crazy adventures?

Why join our server? – Experience the thrill of making /pol/ seethe with jealousy – Laugh at coalburners and riceburners with your fellow players – Embrace your inner conservative and show off your sensitivity (or lack thereof) in a hilarious way

So come on, join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Who needs white nationalists when you can have this level of insanity? LOL!

CraftyGF Server: Where Cute Meets Cool in 502 Days

#youtube, Bocchi, Cool, cool interests, CraftyGF, cute, cute gf, Days, feeling good, Loneliness, MANIFESTING, manifesting desires, manifesting dreams, manifesting future, manifesting goals, manifesting happiness, manifesting love, manifesting partner, manifesting relationships, manifesting success, meets, personal growth, positivity, self improvement, Server, Single life

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9237
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Crops Grown:	9252	Votes:	833
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the quest for a cute gf with cool interests continues on Day 502! Are you tired of being bocchi and ready to mingle with like-minded players? Join us and manifest your dream partner while building epic structures and battling fierce mobs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are actually friendly pets. Will you be the one to uncover this mind-blowing secret and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this legendary community. Watch our hilarious video at this link and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty McCraftface

Anime, Arakawa, Authors, Crafty, Creators, debatable quality, female mangakas, grander scheme, History, Industry, kui, Manga, McCraftface, measurable capacity, Naoko, Pedestal, Relevant, unimportant

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	3172
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we celebrate the one and only QUEEN of manga, alongside Naoko of course! Join us as we embark on a journey through the GRAND world of Minecraft, shaped by the LEGENDARY influence of this iconic creator.

Forget about those other female mangakas, like Arakawa and Kui, who have made works of debatable quality. They are IRRELEVANT in comparison to the GODDESS we worship on this server. Only the best for our players!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of something truly EPIC and LEGENDARY in the world of Minecraft! Don’t miss out on the CRAZINESS that awaits you!

Pixel Pervs & Creepers

/aco/sdg, /d/nai, /e/sdg, /g/sdg, /h/hdg, /soc/ai+nude, /trash/sdg, /vt/vtai, ai, animation, Archive, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CREEPERS, DEGEN, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, FlashGames, Forge, guides, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Milk Plant, models, New User Guide, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, Tags for Prompting, Wiki

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the Milk Plant Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to milk a cow in Minecraft? Well, now you can! Our server is filled with udderly ridiculous opportunities to milk all sorts of animals and plants. Who knew plants could produce milk, right?

– Want to merge blocks in a way that defies all logic and reason? Our server has a block merging feature that will make your brain explode with confusion and delight. It’s like playing Minecraft on a whole new level of insanity!

– Need a break from the usual Minecraft experience? How about trying out our ComfyUI, Automatic1111, Forge, SD.Next, or Easy Diffusion options? These tools will make your Minecraft gameplay so comfy and automatic that you’ll never want to leave.

– And let’s not forget about the Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section of our server. Explore all sorts of weird and wonderful creations that will make you question your sanity and your taste in Minecraft mods.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world of madness and mayhem like never before! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for the absurd.

ManlyCraft: Where Everyone’s a Man (Even in a Dress)

Bigotry, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, dress, Everyones, Eyeballs, FAGGOT, Gender Identity, HARMFUL, Hate Speech, Homophobia, hurtful, ignorance, inappropriate, intolerance, LGBTQ, man, man in a dress, ManlyCraft, nonstop, offensive, prejudice, Wigs

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Crops Grown:	2109	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Potions Brewed:	69

Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server, where you won’t find any men in dresses, unless they’re wearing diamond armor! Say goodbye to those pesky faggot men in wigs, because on our server, the only fabulous thing you’ll see is the sparkling diamonds you’ll mine. Join us for a glamorous adventure filled with dazzling treasures and epic battles. Don’t let those faggots ruin your Minecraft experience, come play with us and let your inner diva shine!

Crafty Coward’s Challenge: Do it Now!

ambitious, bold, branding, challenge, Company, cowards, Crafty, Creative, dream job, funny, Gaming, humor, IMMEDIATELY, Marketing, mascot, Proposal, Request, spokesperson, Square Enix, video games, Wife, wife goals

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	81	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Potions Brewed:	46
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret diamond mine that led them to a treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a soft spot for players who can beat them in a game of rock, paper, scissors. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

EldenCraft: Where You Can Actually Finish the Game

action RPG, Being, Bosses, Challenging, Combat, elden ring, EldenCraft, Exploration, FANTASY, fiber, Finish, FromSoftware, Frustration, Game, Gaming, GOD, hate, Immersive, Miyazaki, open world, RAGE, things, video games

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mines Excavated:	3808	Falling into the Void:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	24
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from those annoying things that make you want to pull your hair out! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced to dubstep. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of UNICORNS and battle evil LLAMAS with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. It’s a total blast!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this INSANE Minecraft server and let the fun begin!