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HangryCraft

Beer, BUTTER, Causa Rellena, Cheeses, Cooking, crackers, drinks, Food, Friends, HangryCraft, inside jokes, international dishes, jelly, Late, mashed potato, Party, Picky, Planning, Shrimp cocktail, Spanish tortilla, Themes, Time, turkey

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the food is always ready…or not! Join us for a wild time filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a failed dinner party.

Imagine a world where the only thing on the menu is beer, crackers, butter, and jelly – sounds delicious, right? Well, that’s just the beginning of the culinary chaos you’ll experience on our server.

Feast your eyes on unrefrigerated turkey, cheeses, and the best mashed potatoes you’ve ever tasted (according to the host, at least). Who needs a functioning fridge when you can have a room temperature buffet?

So come on over and join us for a dining experience unlike any other. Who knows, you might even find yourself eating a grotesque amount of food and questioning if you’re the AITA of the Minecraft world. See you there!

Anarchus: Where chaos reigns, and staff are hard to find!

Anarchus, anti cheat, Builds, Chaos, Chat Rules, creating, creativity, Custom Items, Discord, Events, Experience, Find, Griefing, HARD, Ip:, Land claiming, Minecraft, motivated individuals, Other, PvP, REIGNS, Server, Skills, Staff, unique items, Version

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2430
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Emeralds Found:	5574	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Zombie Dances:	1

Anarchus Minecraft Server

Overview
Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 600+ unique items. We are currently looking for staff for various positions.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	~anarchus.fun~
What version is the server running?	1.20.1-1.20.4
How can I apply for staff?	Contact JohnSGV on discord for more information.
Is there a Discord server for Anarchus?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/SbZrCxH

Elf Love Minecraft Server

Adventure, Character customization, date, dating sim, Elf, elf character, FANTASY, fantasy world, games, Interactive Fiction, love, Magic, Minecraft, mythical creatures, Play, relationships, role playing, romance, Server, simulation, storytelling, virtual world

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8692
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	258
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can date other players or even play as an elf! That’s right, forget about fighting zombies and creepers, it’s all about finding love or casting magical spells in our enchanted world.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of going on virtual dates with other players, or if you’ve always dreamed of living out your fantasy as a mystical elf. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on a journey full of romance and magic. Trust us, you won’t find another Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

4ChanWisdomMinecraftSMP

4chan, 4ChanWisdomMinecraftSMP, Based, controversial, critical thinking, Deep thinking, Enlightened, Insightful, intellectual, internet culture, Introspective, knowledge, meme, original, philosophy, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Thought-provoking, Unconventional, unique perspective, wisdom

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6999
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Crops Grown:	5689
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Secret Passages Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing people talk about is their diamond armor? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with players who possess wisdom that is so next level, it’s like they’re speaking in ancient memes from the depths of the internet.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to trade with villagers who are secretly aliens in disguise. Our community is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

So come join us if you’re ready to laugh until your diamond sword breaks, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and make friends with players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Trust us, you won’t find an SMP like this anywhere else.

DogGoneVacay Minecraft Server

Asshole, beach house, Communication, Conflict, cost, death, disagreement, dog, DogGoneVacay, emotional, family, GRIEVING, Heartless, Minecraft, MONEY, parents, payment, reimbursement, rental, Respect, Server, sister, vacation

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to witness epic family feuds over vacation expenses, heartless demands for money, and a dog that’s worth more than a beach house rental.

Experience the thrill of navigating through sibling rivalry, emotional breakdowns, and heated arguments over who should foot the bill for a trip that ended up being a solo adventure. Will you be the one to mediate the situation and bring peace to this chaotic family dynamic? Or will you join in on the madness and stir up even more drama?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than reality TV. Join now and let the craziness unfold!

PeePalsCraft

apartment etiquette, apartment living, apartment sharing, bathroom cleanliness, bathroom etiquette, bathroom rules, cohabitation conflicts, Communication Issues, compromise in relationships, domestic disputes, Gender Roles, girlfriend request, home habits, hygiene habits, living together, peeing standing up, PeePalsCraft, personal boundaries, personal space, relationship argument, respecting differences

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6493
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4753	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can pee standing up without any judgment from your girlfriend! We understand the importance of bathroom etiquette, but we also believe in the freedom to choose your peeing position.

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual bathroom where you can pee however you please. No more arguments about bathroom habits, just pure Minecraft fun! Plus, our community is filled with players who support your right to pee standing up.

So come on, join our server and let the pee flow freely! Who knew virtual bathrooms could be so liberating?

EasyPeasySMPChaos

Adaptability, Challenges, conquering fears, determination, EasyPeasySMPChaos, facing challenges, growth mindset., hard work, humbling experiences, learning curve, misconceptions, new skills, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, persistence, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, trial and error, underestimated tasks, unexpected difficulties

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	46
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, a pack of zombie chickens wielding diamond swords comes charging at you. Or how about the time when a group of friendly villagers turned out to be shape-shifting aliens trying to take over the server? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And let’s not forget about the elusive llama mafia that controls the black market trade of rare items.

So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember, things may not always be as they seem, but that’s all part of the fun!

CraftyGloUp2021

changes, CraftyGloUp2021, Development, growth mindset., personal growth, progress, Reflection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, self-aware, self-empowerment, self-evaluation, self-improvement journey, self-reflection journey, self-transformation, transformation

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
New Chunks Explored:	606027	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Animals Bred:	82	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Are you tired of being the same old boring blockhead you were a year ago? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and watch as you transform into the ultimate Minecraft master, complete with diamond armor and a pet dragon (okay, maybe we’re exaggerating a bit with the dragon part, but a player can dream, right?).

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests that will challenge your skills and test your courage. You’ll meet quirky NPCs who will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your virtual horse (don’t worry, we’ll catch you). And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted goodies that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the hero you were always meant to be (or at least have a good time trying). Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to solitaire).

DroneWars Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, aerial warfare, Conflict, Defense, Drones, DroneWars, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military advancements, military capabilities, military comparison, Military operations, military technology, Minecraft, political leaders, russia, security measures, Server, Surveillance, UAVs, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6533
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Dragon Scales Harvested:	176	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

so, like, this server is like the ukraine of minecraft servers, man. we got more drones than russia, bro! zelenskyy himself said it, dude. join us and be part of the drone army, flying high above all the other players. we’re taking over the minecraft world, one drone at a time. come join the fun and see why ukraine is the place to be in july!

ZombieApocalypseMC

confirms, died, Final victim, idf, october 7, Onslaught, unaccounted for, ZombieApocalypseMC

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3033
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Divine Spears Created:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

lol join this epic minecraft server where u can survive crazy onslaughts just like the final unaccounted for victim on october 7!! idf confirms it’s the most intense server everrrrrr. build ur own base and defend against hordes of zombies, creepers, and even evil villagers who want to steal ur diamonds. become the ultimate survivor and show everyone u have what it takes to conquer the minecraft world. join now and see if u can outlast the madness!!!