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MineCraftyWakeUpCall

#leo, Accountability, alarms, ANNOYED, Buses, childish behavior, Communication, House, Late, married couple, MineCraftyWakeUpCall, morning person, Overtime, partner, reminder, RESPONSIBILITY, supervisor, travel, waking up, work, work clothes

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6392
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up on time is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and experience the thrill of setting multiple alarms, only to turn them off and go back to sleep like a pro.

Embark on epic quests to find the magical snooze button, hidden deep within the caves of procrastination. Battle against the evil forces of oversleeping and laziness, all while trying to make it to work on time!

Create your own alarm clock fortress and defend it against the relentless attacks of the late risers. Will you be the hero who saves the day by waking up on time, or will you be forever cursed to hit the snooze button for eternity?

Join now and show off your time management skills in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Remember, on this server, the early bird catches the diamond, so set those alarms and get ready for the most chaotic morning routine of your life!

KidNamedBob_AdultNamedSteve

adult names, age-appropriate appellations, age-appropriate monikers, age-appropriate names, age-appropriate naming, baby names, baby naming, childhood names, generational names, KidNamedBob_AdultNamedSteve, naming conventions, naming styles, naming trends, odd names, quirky names, strange names, traditional names, uncommon names, unconventional names, unique names, unusual names

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old names and themes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride of craziness and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else.

Picture this: you spawn into our world and suddenly you’re surrounded by talking animals wearing top hats and monocles. They greet you with a chorus of “Welcome, young adventurer! Prepare yourself for the wackiest journey of your life!” As you explore, you come across a giant rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoots out diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right. Diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of chicken nuggets and commands an army of explosive chickens. Don’t worry, they won’t harm you unless you try to take their precious nugget crown.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil llamas? Or build a castle out of marshmallows and cotton candy? The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the absurdity begin!

DroneCraftSpy: Canada’s Soccer Secrets

#intelligence gathering, Canada, Canadas, Canadian soccer, Coaching, Concacaf, DroneCraftSpy, Drones, Espionage, Fifa, men’s soccer, national teams, Secrets, Soccer, sports, Spying, strategy, Surveillance, Tactics, Teams, Technology, Training, Women’s Soccer

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3703
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Animals Bred:	50	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	150	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF CANADA’S SOCCER TEAMS WERE DRONES SPYING ON EVERYONE HAHAHA. JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE WORLD OF MINECRAFT WHERE YOU CAN BE A SNEAKY DRONE SPYING ON OTHER PLAYERS. WHO NEEDS GOALS WHEN YOU CAN JUST WATCH EVERYONE ELSE PLAY? COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHAT SECRETS YOU CAN UNCOVER. MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN FIND OUT WHO STOLE ALL THE DIAMONDS FROM THE SERVER’S TREASURE CHEST. HAHAHAHAHA.

HumanCraft: SpongeBob Edition

adaptation, cartoon, Characters, Edition, funny, human versions, Humanbob, HumanCraft, humans, Humanward, long tail tags, Mr. Human, names, Parody, Patrick Human, sandy cheeks, spongebob

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Star Shards Collected:	160
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more madness than a pineapple under the sea, I tell ya! Imagine if SpongeBob was actually a bunch of humans running around in square pants – that’s the kind of wildness you’ll find here!

Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to swim! Build insane structures that defy the laws of physics and gravity – just like how Mr. Human defies logic by living in a pineapple!

And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got zombies that breakdance, creepers that tell knock-knock jokes, and skeletons that moonwalk like Michael Jackson! You won’t find this kind of lunacy anywhere else, folks!

So come on down to our server and let your inner Humanbob shine! Just watch out for Squidward, he’s been known to challenge players to a dance-off for no reason at all. But hey, that’s just how we roll in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Maslenmc

Bedwars, BUILD, Challenges, Community, competitive, Event, Events, Explore, Fun, Gaming, Maslenmc, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Server, Surival, Survival, TEAM

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Void Gems Collected:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

SERVER: MASLENMC MINI SERVER: BEDWARS – SURIVAL – EVENT Come to the server and experience to have the best moments in the server!

maslenmc.ddns.net

BuumDay [1.12-1.20.6] Minecraft server

1.12-1.20.6, Adventure, Anarchy, BunnyHop, BuumDay, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Gaming, KitPvP, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, pvpbuum, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Magic Items Found:	6909
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Buumday is a server where there are 5 modes = kitpvp, pvpbuum, vanilla, bunnyhop, and soon we will add anarchy waiting for you

buumday.play-minecraft.net

The Wild Realm: Where Even the Cows Have Attitude – No Vanilla, Only Sass!

Adventure, attitude, bedrock, Builds, Community, Cows, Discord, Fun, Join, Mega Builds, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, Play, player sleep, Realm, Sass, Server, Survival, tight-knit, Towns, Vanilla, Whitelist, Wild

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3081
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	8241	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2370	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Wild Realm Minecraft Server

Server Type	Bedrock
Server Features	Mostly vanilla with one player sleep
Community	Relaxed, fun, tight knit
Spawn Locations	Four different options

FAQ

How do I join the Wild Realm server?

To join, message the server owner with your Minecraft username.

What are the server rules?

The server rules can be found on the server’s Discord server. Make sure to familiarize yourself with them before joining.

Can I invite friends to the server?

Yes, you are welcome to invite friends to join the Wild Realm server. Just make sure they follow the server rules.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed on the server. Respect other players and their builds.

Are there any specific building guidelines on the server?

While the server is mostly vanilla, there may be some building guidelines in place to maintain the community atmosphere. Please check with the server owner for more information.

CerealCraft Minecraft Server

Breakfast, CEREAL, CerealCraft, chill vibes, chilling, classic games, console gaming, emulator gaming, Gaming, gaming breakfast, gaming console, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming session, Minecraft, morning routine, Nostalgia, ps2 emulator, Relaxation, retro gaming, Server, video games, virtual console

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can chill with your cereal and play PS2 games on our exclusive emulator! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you can mine for high scores in classic PS2 games while enjoying a bowl of your favorite cereal. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only appears when you least expect it. So come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Minecraft SMP: The Crappy Manga Artists

Amateur, Anime, art, art game, artists, challenge, Community, Crappy, creative guessing, creativity, drawing, Fun, Guessing, guessing game, Interactive, Manga, manga art, manga challenge, manga drawing, manga guessing, manga title, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	338
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Divine Spears Created:	24
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like a poorly drawn manga, full of wacky characters and unpredictable storylines. Join us if you want to guess the title of our manga while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who leaves mysterious messages in the chat. Can you decipher its cryptic clues and uncover the secrets of our world?

2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

3. Our server is home to a legendary diamond sword that can only be wielded by the chosen one. Will you be the one to claim this powerful weapon and become the ultimate warrior?

4. Every full moon, the trees on our server come to life and start dancing. Join us for our monthly tree rave and boogie down with the enchanted foliage.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a hilariously bizarre adventure unlike any other! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.

GrannyCraft Diabetic Drama

Allergies, birthday cake, Boundaries, buttercream frosting, college, Communication, dessert, diabetes, Diabetic, Drama, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, food preparation, generational differences, GrannyCraft, leaving family, peanut allergy, personal boundaries, rude behavior, sugar intake, toxic relationships

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1583
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Animals Bred:	79
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from your rude, peanut-loving family members? Look no further! Join our server where there’s no powdered sugar drama, just epic adventures and blocky fun! Build your own birthday cake castle and invite only the coolest players to share a slice (we promise it won’t be too sugary). Plus, our server is 100% peanut-free, so you can game in peace without any allergic reactions. Say goodbye to toxic family members and hello to a new virtual family of fellow gamers. Join now and leave the powdered sugar drama behind!