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StatsMaxedOutMinecraftSMP

achievement unlocked, Character development, completion, epic win, game over, Gaming, journey complete, leveling up, maxed out, power boost, progress, reaching goals, RPG, skill points, starting point, Stats, StatsMaxedOutMinecraftSMP, success, victory dance, video games

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	275	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Picture this: you’ve just maxed out all your stats and you’re feeling like a Minecraft god. You strut back to your starting location like a boss, only to be greeted by a parade in your honor! Villagers throwing diamonds at your feet, mobs bowing down in respect, and even the Ender Dragon offering to be your personal bodyguard. Join our server and experience the ultimate power trip of becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of being worshipped by virtual creatures, in which case, maybe stick to the basic SMPs.

MILcraftInvasionNOPE

Accommodation, Boundaries, Budget, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Cultural differences, Expectations, Family Values, family visit, guest etiquette, household dynamics, indefinite stay, MILcraftInvasionNOPE, mother-in-law, overstay, personal space, privacy, relationships, Respect, Space

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	600
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Void Armor Forged:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Are you tired of unwanted guests overstaying their welcome in your Minecraft world? Join our server and never worry about pesky in-laws taking over your virtual space again! Our server is a safe haven for those who value their personal space and don’t want to deal with the drama of family members who just won’t leave.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your mother-in-law setting up camp in your living room. On our server, you can finally relax and enjoy the game without the stress of unwanted guests ruining your fun.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to epic battles, treasure hunts, and crazy adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual excitement in our Minecraft world?

So come join us and say goodbye to overbearing in-laws and hello to endless fun and adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless your mother-in-law finds a way to log in and join the server too!

PennyWise SMP: Worth Every Block

BLOCK, Pennywise, smp, WORTH..

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Mines Excavated:	3941
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the legendary Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or teaming up with a squad of llamas to take on a horde of zombie pigmen. Our server is so insane, even the creepers have started throwing parties in the mines!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive membership perks that will blow your mind. Get access to a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, or ride around on a flying pig that shoots fireballs at your enemies. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright crazy adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. It’s worth every penny, we promise!

CraftyCritterz

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, animal instincts, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, cognitive abilities, CraftyCritterz, curious behavior, eye-opening encounters, fascinating behavior, intelligence, intriguing interactions, mind-boggling experiences, peculiar animal behavior, peculiar interactions, strange encounters, surprising behavior, thought-provoking encounters, unexpected encounters, unusual experiences

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2168
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Have you ever had a staring contest with a cow and lost? Or maybe you’ve had a deep philosophical conversation with a chicken about the meaning of life? Well, get ready for even more mind-blowing animal encounters on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), sheep can breakdance, and creepers have been known to bust out some sick beatboxing skills. Our server is like a zoo on steroids, with animals that will make you question everything you thought you knew about intelligence.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience unlike any other. Who knows, you might even find yourself forming a secret alliance with a pack of wolves or getting fashion tips from a stylish llama. The possibilities are endless on our crazy server – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself having deep conversations with a group of squids.

LipetskLoot Minecraft Server

Aerial View, aftermath, Analysis, Conflict, Damage, Defense, Destruction, intelligence, Lipetsk airfield, LipetskLoot, Military, Minecraft, ONLINE, russia, satellite imagery, satellite images, SECURITY, Server, strike, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Void Armor Forged:	27
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

so, like, u know how ukraine and russia are always like, fighting and stuff? well, this one time, ukraine totally wrecked russia’s airfield in lipetsk. like, they sent in their secret weapon – a giant flying pig with laser eyes! and the pig just went ham (pun intended) on the airfield, blowing up planes and stuff. it was epic!

anyway, if u wanna be part of the action and blow stuff up like that flying pig, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got all the crazy weapons and explosions u could ever want. plus, u can build your own secret base and plot world domination with your friends. trust me, it’s gonna be lit!

so, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s cause some chaos together! oh, and did i mention there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server? yeah, it’s guarded by a giant chicken with a diamond sword. good luck finding it!

CraftyCreeperCave

Closure, counterterrorism efforts, CraftyCreeperCave, extremism, foreign funding, foreign influence, German mosque, government action, hezbollah, international relations, investigation, iran, Islamic community, MIDDLE EAST, political interference, radicalization, religious extremism, religious institutions, Report, security threat, Terrorism

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2921
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A GERMAN MOSQUE TAKING ORDERS FROM IRAN AND AIDING HEZBOLLAH BUT IN MINECRAFT. JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE EVER! BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FELLOW PLAYERS. WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS INSANE MINECRAFT SERVER? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE FBI SHUTS US DOWN FOR BEING TOO WILD!

ShadowTown

Bedwars, build battle, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	3180	Star Shards Collected:	66
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

ShadowTown is a community… With land claiming, pvp arena, option to rent a hotel in our town. We offer auction house, ranks, rpg….. New server, we will expand eventually Join our friendly discord server for updates and community chat

51.161.206.171

BookWorms Minecraft Server

BIAS, Book, Bookworms, closed-mindedness, confirmation bias, CONSERVATIVE, critical thinking, debate, echo chamber, Ideology, ignorance, intellectual dishonesty, know nothing, Literature, Minecraft, Misinformation, misinformation campaign, never read, Politics, Propaganda, reference, right wingers, Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Magic Items Found:	1583	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Are you tired of right-wingers spouting off about a book they’ve never even cracked open? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only book we reference is the one written by our resident llama, Larry! Larry’s book is full of wisdom, humor, and llama puns that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, our server is home to the infamous Llama Liberation Army, who are on a mission to free all llamas from their oppressive owners and lead them to a life of luxury in our virtual llama sanctuary. So why waste your time arguing with book-ignorant right-wingers when you could be laughing and llama-liberating with us? Join now and let the llama revolution begin!

HellishSocietyCollapse Minecraft SMP

childhood trauma, demoralized, depression, education, Entertainment, fractional reserve banking, gender war, genetics, HellishSocietyCollapse, indoctrination, ironic detachment, Jews, Minecraft, Mouse Utopia, narcissism, Negativity, outsourcing, Progressivism, regression, self improvement, smp, society collapsing, stanford prison experiment, status quo, tribalism, Voting, War

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and absurd Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in a world where society has collapsed, but hey, who cares? You can still have a blast building, exploring, and causing mayhem with your fellow players.

Forget about voting, education, dating, or self-improvement – on this server, it’s all about surviving and thriving in a world where everything sucks! Embrace the madness and join us in a land where the only rule is that there are no rules.

Sure, the world may be falling apart, but that just means there’s more room for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready to laugh your way through the apocalypse on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers?

BoyfriendDefense Minecraft Server

boyfriend’s feelings, BoyfriendDefense, communication in relationships, defending partner, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful comments, emotional reactions, family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, family gatherings, handling criticism, height differences, height shaming, hurtful jokes, Minecraft, relationship boundaries, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling’s behavior, sibling’s girlfriend, standing up for partner

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ores Mined:	5669
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where height doesn’t matter but the laughs do! Join us and experience the hilarious adventures of towering giants and pint-sized players in a world where height jokes are the norm.

Imagine a world where your brother’s girlfriend roasts you for being shorter than a skyscraper, but it’s all in good fun! Build your own virtual empire with your fellow players, regardless of how tall or short you may be.

Don’t worry about feeling humiliated, because on our server, we embrace the absurd and the outrageous. Join us for a wild ride of laughter and chaos, where even the smallest players can stand tall in their own unique way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the height jokes and crazy stories begin!