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NoRetirePartyPlz

Boss, Cake, coworker, Decline, Disappointment, Friend, Generosity, gift, Hosting, HR, NoRetirePartyPlz, outside working hours, party planner, potluck, RESPONSIBILITY, retirement party, TEAM, team manager, time consuming, Workplace

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	384	Emeralds Found:	4398
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that values your time and effort? Look no further than our server, where we appreciate all the hard work you put in, even if it’s just virtual block-building!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning retirement parties for all your fellow players. Just like in the real world, you’ll be tasked with organizing food, collecting virtual money, buying gifts, and making sure the heads of the Minecraft company are there (they’re skeletons, by the way).

But don’t worry, we won’t force you to plan parties for people you’re not close to. We understand that party planning is a serious business and should only be done for true friends like Julie (who may or may not be a creeper in disguise).

So come on down to our server and show off your party planning skills. Who knows, you might even get a promotion to Chief Party Planner of the Minecraft world! Join now and let the retirement party madness begin!

CreeperConfessions

Alarming, blood-curdling, bone-chilling, chilling, CreeperConfessions, Disturbing, dreadful, Frightening, Gruesome, hair-raising, HORRIFYING, INFORMATION, Macabre, petrifying, Scary, Share, Shocking.., spine-chilling, Terrifying, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still hugs)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of potion brewing. Want to know their secret recipe for unlimited chicken nuggets? Join our server and find out!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. Will you be brave enough to out-dance them and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BeerCraftGovKeys

activism, Austria, beer culture, Beer Party, BeerCraftGovKeys, Coalition, Democracy, elections, far right, Government, grassroots, humor, JOKE, political movement, political party, Politics, populist, satire, social media, unconventional politics, Voting

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

So, like, this server started as a joke, ya know? But now it’s like, the key to a whole government without the right! Like, imagine ruling a whole country just by playing Minecraft, bro. It’s like, the ultimate power move. Plus, we have unlimited beer parties, like, all the time. You’ll never run out of brewskis, dude. So come join the madness and be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever!

MemoryCraft: Bacterial Edition

antibiotic resistance, antibiotic treatment, bacterial, bacterial adaptation, Bacterial cells, bacterial evolution, bacterial research, bacterial sensitivity, cell biology, Dna, Edition, environmental changes, genetic inheritance, genetic modification, Inheritance, Memory, MemoryCraft, microbial genetics, microbial resistance, microbiology, Molecular biology, regulatory networks, treatments

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Potions Brewed:	147	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Divine Spears Created:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

so like, this server is like, totally lit cuz the bacterial cells are like, remembering stuff and passing it on to each other. it’s like they’re gossiping but with science stuff. join this server to be part of this crazy memory game where bacteria are the main characters. who needs DNA when you have regulatory networks, amirite? plus, we’re all about overcoming antibiotic resistance by modifying bacterial sensitivity. it’s like a soap opera but with germs. come join the fun and see what kind of wild stories these bacteria have in store for you!

Nightshade: Where the Only Poison is the Creeper Explosions, the Drama is real, and the 18+ jokes are inevitable!

/co inspect, Armor statues, cauldron concrete, coordinates hud, Coreprotect, creeper, Custom Nether Portal, Drama, explosions, FarmControl, Fast Leaf Decay, Geyser, Inevitable, jokes, mobGriefing, Multiplayer Sleep, Nether Portal Coord, Nightshade, Plated elytra, player head drops, Poison, Purpur, real, Silence Mobs, smp, tps, vanilla tweaks, Villager Workstation Highlight, wandering traders

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8256
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Void Gems Collected:	40
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Buildings Constructed:	32
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Server Name	Nightshade SMP
Whitelist	Yes, 18 plus
Community Focus	Building and playing Minecraft in the way it was intended
Server Features	No land claim plugins, no pay-to-win system, friendly community, planned events, survival mode, Discord community, bedrock crossplay
Server Plugins	Purpur 1.21, CoreProtect, FarmControl, Dynmap, Geyser, Vanilla tweaks, and more
Server Settings	CPU: AMD Ryzen 7 7700X, Render distance: 12, Simulation distance: 6, World border: 20,000×20,000 blocks
Server Info	Vanilla 1.21, IP: play.NightshadeSMP.net, Bedrock port: 19132

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to complete the application process on our Discord server and await acceptance notification.

What are the server features?

The server offers a friendly community, planned events, survival mode, and bedrock crossplay among other features.

What plugins does the server use?

Some of the plugins used on the server include Purpur 1.21, CoreProtect for rollback, FarmControl for managing animal farms, Dynmap for a web map, and Geyser for bedrock crossplay.

What are the server settings?

The server runs on an AMD Ryzen 7 7700X CPU, with a render distance of 12, simulation distance of 6, and a world border of 20,000×20,000 blocks.

Can I play on the server from Minecraft Bedrock edition?

Yes, the server supports bedrock crossplay so players from different versions can play together.

How can I report griefing on the server?

You can report griefing incidents to the server staff who can use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback any damage and identify the culprit.

CraftySocials Minecraft Server

CraftySocials, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4617
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Zombie Dances:	9
Ores Mined:	6387	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55

Welcome to Socials 2, the Minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our diamonds are actually made of chocolate! That’s right, you can mine for delicious treats while avoiding creepers who just want to give you a hug (and blow you up).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where villagers breakdance and zombies drop sick beats. You won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else, folks.

So come on down to Socials 2 and experience the craziest Minecraft server in town. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

FireflyMC_SMP- InsaneGalaxy

Adventure, Browncoats, CREW, cult classic, Drama, firefly, FireflyMC_SMP, InsaneGalaxy, Insanity, Joss Whedon, long tail, nathan fillion, outer space, Sci Fi, science fiction, Serenity, Space, space opera, Space Travel, Spaceship, star system, tv show

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Ores Mined:	7358	Players Killed by Monsters:	4572
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to the Firefly star system, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest ride of your life.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was a majestic sight, let me tell you. Or how about the time we had a massive chicken army take over spawn and demand tribute in the form of golden carrots? It was clucking madness!

But that’s not all! Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding on the backs of giant squids and shooting fireballs out of their noses. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, where the creepers are the best dancers in town.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us in the Firefly star system. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because in this world, the only limit is your imagination.

WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

extended family, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family secrets, family visit, festive drinkers, first baby, Grandchild, great-grandchild, in-person announcement, lack of participation, long distance family, Minecraft, pregnancy announcement, private announcement, Server, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, sly announcement, wedding weekend, WeddingCrasher

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4835	Buildings Constructed:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Star Shards Collected:	65	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of timing and not stealing anyone’s thunder, just like the OP in this wild story! Join us and experience the thrill of waiting for the perfect moment to reveal your big news, whether it’s a new build, a secret treasure, or even your first grandchild (in Minecraft, of course).

We promise not to spill the beans to your extended crazy family, unless you want us to create a virtual drama for entertainment purposes. Our festive drinkers will be slyly holding drinks or ordering convincing stand-ins, just like in real life. And if you’re worried about stealing someone’s thunder, don’t worry – we have thunderstorms in Minecraft that will distract everyone from your big reveal.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few well-timed secrets). Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond ring hidden in a treasure chest, just like the one at your sister’s wedding!

ArtisticFamDiscount

art commissions, art for profit, art passion, art worth, artistic boundaries, artistic value, ArtisticFamDiscount, Boundaries, commission prices, Disrespect, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, free art, motivation, pricing disputes, pricing strategy, relationships, self worth, self-doubt

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

Looking for a Minecraft server that values your artistic talents? Look no further than our server, where we appreciate all the hard work you put into your creations! Unlike OP’s family, we believe that art should be celebrated and compensated for. Join us and never worry about being called a “greedy bitch” for wanting to be paid for your amazing art. Plus, we have a special discount for new players – pay just $5 for your first piece of art! And if anyone dares to ask for a redo or remove your watermark, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “pixelated masterpiece.” So come join us and let your creativity run wild – without any entitled family members trying to bring you down!

InvisiCraft SMP: Hourly Hijinks

Ability, CAMOUFLAGE, cloak, disappear, dream, ELUSIVE, Ethereal, FANTASY, hidden, hijinks, Hourly, ILLUSION, INVISIBLE, InvisiCraft, Magic, Mysterious, secret, smp, sneak, Spy, stealth, SUPERPOWER, vanish, wish

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5183
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible! Join us and you’ll have the power to become invisible for an hour every day. Want to prank your friends by stealing their diamonds or sneak up on creepers and scare them away? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this mysterious treasure?

Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any danger? They’re always on the lookout for new members to join their pack and go on epic adventures together.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest and wackiest gameplay you’ve ever seen!