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RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Votes:	348
Star Shards Collected:	282	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Towns Built:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4259	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Farms Harvested:	501	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Potions Brewed:	148
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Animals Bred:	71
Dragon Eggs Found:	3159	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Runes Activated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Animals Bred:	14

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9686
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5497
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Villages Defended:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9730
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Towns Built:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!