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SecretSMP: DarkMysteryHideout

conceal, Confidential, Covert, dark secret, DarkMysteryHideout, Enigma, everyone, hidden, Hiding, Mysterious, Personal, Private, Secrets, SecretSMP, undisclosed, undisclosed details, undisclosed facts, undisclosed history, undisclosed information., undisclosed story, undisclosed truth

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8992
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Are you tired of hiding your secret obsession with building giant statues of llamas in Minecraft? Well, fear no more! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where llamas are worshipped as gods and your llama-building skills will finally be appreciated!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken farmers who control the economy with their prized golden eggs. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their clucky reign?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a mischievous group of baby zombies who will stop at nothing to protect their loot. Will you be brave enough to face the tiny terrors and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come join our Minecraft SMP and uncover the dark secrets that lie beneath the pixelated surface. Just remember, the llamas are always watching…

ForeverCraft

age, age limit, age-related diseases, aging, aging gracefully, Aging population, aging process, centenarian, ForeverCraft, gerontology, health span, life expectancy, life extension, life span., LIFESPAN, lifespan goals, living longer, Longevity, longevity research, mortality, quality of life

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of respawning in real life every time you die? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can respawn as many times as you want! Join us and live forever in blocky bliss. Who needs aging when you can build epic structures and battle creepers for eternity? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to discover the key to immortality. So come join us and become a Minecraft legend…literally!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, Awareness, children, Community, Condolences, crime, death, Grief, Heartbreaking, Incident, investigation, Justice, KidzCraft, Minecraft, mourning, News, Police, Safety, Server, Support, Tragedy, uk, violence

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	438
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Animals Bred:	47
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	6397	Magic Items Found:	7077

LOL come join our minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even the UK news is talking about it! we got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll be dying to play (but hopefully not like those poor girls in the news, yikes). our server is so epic, it’s like a virtual playground where you can build and explore and make friends and maybe even find buried treasure (or dead bodies, haha just kidding… unless?). so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories together (hopefully not the kind that end up on the news)!

ChávezCraft: Post-Election Chaos

anger, Chaos, ChávezCraft, controversy, Democracy, Destruction, Government, Hugo Chávez, Latin America, leader, opposition, Political, post-election, PostElection, PROTESTS, Régime, revolution, Socialist, Statues, TURMOIL, Unrest, Vandalism, Venezuela

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Secret Passages Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant hugo chávez statues and protect them from crazy post-election unrest in venezuela!!! we have epic battles and crazy adventures as we defend our statues with our lives!!! join now and be a part of the most insane and chaotic server ever!!! hugo chávez would be proud of our dedication and bravery!!!

GlobalCraft: Labor Divide

divide, economic disparity, equal pay, global economy, Global Income, Global North, Global South, global workforce, GlobalCraft, Income Discrepancy, income disparity, income inequality, Labor, Labour Availability, Labour Contribution, Labour Market, Northern Consumption, Skill Disparity, Southern Workers, wage disparity, wages, worker exploitation

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5196
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like da wild wild west of blocky adventures, fam. we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ to dubstep, it’s lit af.

imagine a world where u can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a cowboy, yeehaw! and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties where u can battle it out with other players in epic dance-offs.

plus, our server is so inclusive that even zombies and skeletons are welcome to join in on the fun. we believe in equal opportunities for all, even if u have no skin or flesh.

so come on down to our server and be part of the revolution, where the Global South meets the Global North in a clash of blocky proportions. who needs real world wages when u can be rollin’ in virtual diamonds and emeralds, amirite? let’s make minecraft great again, one pixel at a time.

Welcome to the server where even the janitor can be a hero! Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning skills rule! Apply now!

app, apply, BUILD, cleaning, CLOSET, Community, culture, Discord, era, Events, Fun, genre, Hero, janitor, Janitors, Lore, nation, Nations, Plugins, Religion, Roleplay, rule, Server, Skills, smp, Story, Style, Whitelist

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to ingame fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info:

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins:

Plugins
Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
And others!

FAQ

Q: What is the Janitor’s Closet Minecraft server?

A: The Janitor’s Closet is a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP where players can create their own cultures, nations, and stories.

Q: Is there a specific build theme on the server?

A: No, players are encouraged to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer to create unique and diverse environments.

Q: Are players allowed to create their own religions and cultures?

A: Yes, players are welcome to create their own religions and cultures, but they can also join existing ones on the server.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, the server hosts fun events ranging from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

Q: Is joining the Discord server mandatory?

A: Yes, joining the Discord server is required for all players. A quick application must be filled out after reading the rules to filter out any unwanted individuals.

Coalburner’s Seething Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, activism, Anons, brotherhood, clown world, coalburner, coalburners, Confrontation, empowerment, force, fuckup, Minecraft, Observe, RAGE, resistance, Seething, Server, Silence, social justice, solidarity, strength, Unity

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4294
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mines Excavated:	3181	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we witness the epic battle of coalburners and based men! Witness the pure, unbridled rage of a coalburner when confronted, as they try to escape their past mistakes. Join us as we confront degeneracy in this clown world and become a force to be reckoned with. Together, we will rise above the chaos and bring order to the Minecraft universe. So come join us, brothers, and let’s show the world what we’re made of!

SipSquadCoffeeCrafters – Minecraft SMP

Aftertaste, barista, Beverage, black coffee, Brewing, Caffeine, coffee, coffee lover, coffee shop, Creamer, dairy, drink, flavor, half & half, Minecraft, morning pick-me-up, morning routine, Preference, SipSquadCoffeeCrafters, smp, Sugar, Taste, Water

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

BabyDaddyDrama Minecraft Server

#SelfEsteem, aita, Argument, BabyDaddyDrama, BEDROOM, child, custody, doormat, ex, family, Father, House, Men, Minecraft, peoplepleaser, Raising, relationship, rental, SELLING, Server, stay

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5934
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Potions Brewed:	117
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mines Excavated:	1275

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through crazy situations like letting your ex crash at your Minecraft house because he’s been kicked out of his rental! Imagine the chaos of trying to build separate bedrooms for you, your child, and your ex while still trying to maintain some sense of sanity.

But fear not, because on our server, you can build, explore, and create without any pesky exes trying to crash your party. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – unless, of course, you want to recreate it in Minecraft form!

WeddingDressDramaCraft

Borrow, Boundaries, bride, custom made, Decision making, dress shopping, Effort, family, inanimate objects, love, Marriage, Personal, PRESSURE, refusal, relationship, Safe, selfish, sister, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingDressDramaCraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Crops Grown:	2470	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that values personal boundaries and individuality? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of saying no when it comes to borrowing wedding dresses!

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and family feuds, just like the one where a player’s sister demanded to borrow their wedding dress. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you give in to the pressure and share your precious in-game items?

Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being an “asshole” or selfish – we celebrate your right to keep your virtual possessions safe and sound. So come on over and experience the craziness for yourself – who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in on our server!