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Stonii’s Stoned Minecraft SMP

addiction, Community, compassion, Drugs, education, Empathy, family, Friends, girl, illegal, IMMORAL, intervention, mental health, Minecraft, Prevention, Recovery, Rehabilitation, smp, Stoned, Stonii, Stoniis, substance abuse, Support, Understanding, wellness

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2021
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Runes Activated:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the chaos unfold as we navigate through a world filled with drama, betrayal, and questionable life choices. From building extravagant bases to embarking on epic quests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real question is, how can you resist joining a server where you can support a girl who not only does drugs, but also manages to somehow thrive in the midst of all the chaos? Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you as you explore this unpredictable world.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready to experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just remember, anything goes in this world, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

ChocoMilkBandit

Apology, bothered, brand, Carton, Chocolate milk, ChocoMilkBandit, Communication, confession, convenience, convenience store, Girlfriend, Honesty, milk, misunderstanding, plain milk, relationship, Replacement, SNACKS, straw, Upset

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9655
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9427	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the smallest details matter! Just like the missing straw in the chocolate milk carton, we pay attention to every little thing to make your gaming experience top-notch.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with chocolate milk and straws!

Don’t be like the guy who drank his girlfriend’s milk without telling her – join our server and never miss a beat. Plus, if you ever need to confess your Minecraft sins, our community is always here to listen and laugh it off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together! Just remember, always replace the milk with a straw next time. 😉

MineCraftMentor: “Don’t dig straight down!”

advice, Development, Dig, dont, Experience, guidance, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, Insight, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Mentorship, MineCraftMentor, MISTAKES, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, regrets, self improvement, Straight.., success, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	36	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move. Our community is so awesome, even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

RubleRumbleCraft

central bank, Crisis, Currency, DEVALUATION, Dollar, economic instability, economic policy, Economy, emerging markets, exchange rate, finance, financial markets, foreign exchange, Government, international trade, political turmoil, resignation, Ruble, RubleRumbleCraft, Russian officials, sanctions

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3788
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

so, like, if you wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, you gotta know that the russian officials have like totally ‘resigned’ to letting the ruble fall past 100 vs dollar. but don’t worry, on our server, the only currency you need to worry about is diamonds and emeralds, baby!

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where russian officials are actually creepers in disguise, trying to blow up your epic builds. but don’t fret, you can team up with other players to defeat them and protect your precious loot.

plus, did we mention that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks? it’s a wild ride, my friend.

so come on over and join the madness. who needs a stable currency when you have a server this insane?

Crafting Misfortune

adverb, bad, Blessing, bright side, Crafting, Fortuitous, Fortunate, Fortunately, Good, Grateful, Happy Ending, LUCK, misfortune, Optimistic, Positive, providential, Relief, serendipity, silver lining, Situation, stroke of luck, thankful

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Farms Harvested:	448	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Love Letters Sent:	17
Crops Grown:	4360	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

so, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should join. first of all, we have a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds. u can only access it by solving a riddle written in ancient hieroglyphics. it’s like being indiana jones but in minecraft.

also, we have a pet dragon that u can ride around the server. his name is fluffy and he breathes rainbow fire. he’s the coolest dragon in all of minecraft land.

oh, and did i mention we have a haunted mansion filled with spooky ghosts? but don’t worry, they’re friendly ghosts. they just like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. it’s like living in a real-life scooby-doo episode.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. who can say no to that?

What is the IP for RDC Live Minecraft Server?

Gaming, Live, Minecraft, rdc, rdc funny, rdc live, rdc livestream, rdc stream, rdcgaming, rdcworld, rdcworld1, Server, Streamer

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	11

RDC Live is a dynamic entertainment company specializing in live events, concerts, and festivals. With a focus on creating unforgettable experiences for fans and artists alike, RDC Live has established itself as a leader in the music industry. Known for their high-quality production values and stellar lineups, RDC Live continues to push boundaries and set new standards for live entertainment.

Reimagined Blocks Minecraft Server

20th anniversary, blocks, classic, First Person Shooter, gaben, Gaming, gaming industry, Gaming news, half life, half life remake, half-life 2, Half-Life 2 anniversary, Half-Life 2 remake, Half-Life 2 remake announcement, half-life anniversary, hl2, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Reimagined, remake, remake announcement, Server, valve, video games

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of waiting for HL2 to get a remake for its 20th anniversary? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about Gaben and his secrets. Who needs a remake when you can build your own crazy world with us? So come on, join the fun and let’s see what kind of madness we can create together!

Pokémon Games Peaked Here Minecraft SMP

games, games peaked, long tail, long tail tags, Minecraft, peaked here, peaked.., pokemon, pokemon games, pokemon games peaked, smp, tags

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8592
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the Pokemon games have peaked to a whole new level! Join us if you want to catch wild Squirtles swimming in lava, battle against Charizards in diamond armor, and trade with villagers who have transformed into Pikachu! Our server is the only place where you can find a rare Mewtwo riding a minecart through the Nether, and where Ditto can actually shape-shift into different blocks to build with. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Pokemon crossover in Minecraft – join us now and become the very best, like no one ever was!

EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny

accommodations, Birthday Party, children, Decision making, EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny, epilepsy, ethical dilemma, exclusion, friendship, legal standpoint, Liability, Liability Concerns, medical conditions, medical needs, medication, parenting, personal boundaries, Safety, Seizure, sleepover, social responsibility

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to worry about liability or medical issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you want to avoid any potential seizures or lawsuits. We don’t allow anyone with epilepsy to join, so you can game in peace without any medical emergencies ruining the fun. Join now and enjoy a stress-free gaming experience without any judgment or angry moms calling you a prick. Play at your own risk, but with us, the risk is minimal!

BlockyBoys SMP: HarassmentHurtMe, ReportedIt

Abuse, assault, Awareness, BlockyBoys, Boundaries, consent, discrimination, empowerment, gender, Harassment, HarassmentHurtMe, Male, mental health, METOO, ReportedIt, Reporting, sexual harassment, smp, Support, survivor, Therapy, toxic masculinity, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6836
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Potions Brewed:	197	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of getting harassed in real life? Well, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all those creepy encounters behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about unwanted advances. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave those real-life creeps in the dust!