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Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are THICC and the adventures are wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle. Instead of blowing up, the creeper offered the player a quest to find the legendary diamond llama hidden deep within the enchanted forest. And so, the player embarked on a journey filled with pixelated peril and blocky excitement.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the best looking 2D game of all time – Minecraft! Just kidding, but seriously, our server is like a 2D art masterpiece come to life in a 3D world. You’ll be blown away by the gorgeous pixel art and stunning landscapes that await you around every corner.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a unicorn riding a pig or a dragon made of TNT. The possibilities are endless on our insane Minecraft server!

GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8520	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magic Items Found:	3534	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Welcome to our Divine Minecraft Server, where we follow the commands of the one and only God of the White Man, Wr-Alda! Join us as we embark on a quest to rid our lands of the corrupting influence of the Jew and their brown race minions.

On our server, you’ll learn the differences of the races and the dangers of mixing with those inferior beings created by the Jewish God Moloch Saturn. Keep control of your women and make sure they always submit to the men in their lives – just as the Lord God commands!

But that’s not all – we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even secret quests that will test your loyalty to the White Race. So come join us and be a part of something truly divine. Praise be to Wr-Alda, our Minecraft Overlord!

CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6302
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	473	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it in disguise! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with talking cows who will grant you wishes!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base where you can trade with intergalactic aliens for rare items and weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to watch out for the creeper ninja assassins lurking in the shadows…they’re always up to mischief!

RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of pure AWESOMENESS!

Join us if you want to avoid screaming “I HATE LIFE PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME” in front of your family because let’s be real, they’re probably tired of hearing it by now.

Our server is so INSANE that you’ll forget all about your real life troubles and embark on wild adventures with fellow players. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s create some CRAZY memories together! Your family will thank you for it.

4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9694
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	23	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Mines Excavated:	3944	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Picture this: a weeb who dodged the pol question by selling his own shithole for profit. What a f*cking faggot, am I right? But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he eats sh*t for not addressing pol properly. And let’s not forget, 4chan is basically the Reddit of chans, so you know you’re in for a wild time.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have to pay to see the IP counter, avoid a retarded captcha, and say goodbye to banning cu**y. Are you ready to join us, you radical f*cking faggots? Let the madness begin!

French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchantments Applied:	108
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Items Found:	5687	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure like no other! Imagine this: you just applied for a civil service mission in French Guiana to study tropical forests, but instead of dealing with pesky mosquitoes and dangerous wildlife, you can do it all from the comfort of your own home in Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to explore lush tropical forests filled with exotic creatures and hidden treasures. Who needs a real-life expedition when you can have all the excitement and none of the danger?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your virtual journey to French Guiana today! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who are just waiting to trade with you for rare items. The possibilities are endless!

KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1870
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Zombie Dances:	9	Ores Mined:	2852
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the **Best OST** and most **kino** moment in the game is only rewarded to you if you play like **shit**! That’s right, we don’t want any try-hards here, only true masters of chaos and mayhem.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off. If you can out-dab the chicken, you’ll unlock the secret passage to the **Best OST** in the game. But beware, the chicken has some sick moves.

And that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, so awe-inspiring, that it can only be found by players who can recite the entire script of Shrek in Pig Latin while riding a llama backwards. Are you up for the challenge?

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and play like **shit**. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way. Just remember, the **Best OST** awaits those brave enough to embrace the chaos. See you in the game! 🐔🕺🏻🦙

Pixelated Pandemonium

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Votes:	5138
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the most INSANE adventures!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world filled with NAKED ASIAN WOMEN sitting on beds, drinking mysterious liquids from cartons with CHINESE or JAPANESE KANJI on them. And guess what? They also have MANGA open on their thighs! It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with GLASSES-WEARING characters who are ready to take you on WILD quests and adventures!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Welcome to our totally insane and unpredictable Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by zombies!

And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Tsuruko and her teacher getting into all sorts of hilarious shenanigans! Who knows what kind of ridiculous situations they’ll find themselves in next!

So what are you waiting for? Join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zombie Dances:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4279
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing better than building pixelated castles is getting a free sandwich from McDonald (not sponsored)!

Join us for the ultimate gaming experience where you can choose between the Quarter Pounder with Cheese or the Big Mac as your in-game reward. But be careful, because if you choose wrong, you might end up with a creeper explosion instead of a delicious burger.

Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, Ronald McDonald himself will appear and grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and feast on both epic builds and tasty sandwiches. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie villagers trying to steal your food!