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Minecraft SMP: MallRatMadness

mid 90s, Minecraft, mallrats, film analysis, stoner comedy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! Join us if you want to experience epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build your very own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and ride on magical flying pigs to explore the vast world of Minecraft like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Snoochie Boochie Noochies, a group of mystical creatures who will grant you three wishes if you can find them hidden deep within the Nether. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all your enemies into harmless bunnies, but who knows what other crazy shenanigans you can get up to with the Snoochie Boochie Noochies by your side!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

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BlockBlingCraft

kind words, praise, validation, flattery, Admiration

Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the only compliments you’ll be getting are about your epic building skills, your impeccable redstone creations, and your flawless PvP tactics? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got players lining up to shower you with praise for your pixelated prowess!

Join us and become the talk of the town for your ability to build a functioning roller coaster that sends players flying into the sky, or for your secret underground base that’s so well-hidden, even the creepers can’t find it. And don’t even get us started on your impeccable fashion sense – those diamond armor sets are so last season, but your custom skins will have everyone green with envy.

So why wait? Join our server today and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player around. Just be warned, the compliments may go to your head – literally, if you build a giant statue of yourself on top of a mountain.

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CraftyKyivDronez

Ukraine, Conflict, eastern europe, Technology, Surveillance

come join our epic minecraft server where we have drones from ukraine attacking russian bases near moscow HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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PostMenopausalCraft

Healthcare, infected patients, long-lasting effects, Covid-19, postmenopausal women

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u, on this server, we got postmenopausal women with covid-19 who have been surviving for 8 weeks with symptoms! crazy right? but wait, there’s more! we also got infected patients who still have symptoms after 1 and 2 years! like, how is that even possible? u gotta join this server to see for urself! it’s like a never-ending survival mode but with a twist! so come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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IncelCraft Minecraft Server

online communities, Minecraft, social isolation, involuntary celibacy, Misogyny

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can witness the birth of an incel! Join us as we watch a lonely player transform into a fedora-wearing, Mountain Dew-chugging, keyboard warrior right before your very eyes.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a haunted mansion filled with ghostly villagers who are constantly throwing wild parties and causing chaos. Can you survive the spooky shenanigans and maybe even become friends with the undead?

So come on down to our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

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GrifterTateGetsBusted Minecraft SMP

criminal behavior, criminal justice system, criminal charges, arrested, Deception

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and questionable decisions! Tate is constantly getting arrested for reasons no one can quite understand – is it because he keeps trying to steal all the diamonds on the server? Or maybe it’s because he insists on building his house out of TNT? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, grifter culture has never been more alive than on our server. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just watch out for Tate and his latest scheme!

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SurgeryCraft: NoCigs4Mom

family dynamics, SurgeryCraft, Conflict Resolution, parental expectations, secondhand smoke

Are you tired of dealing with cigarette smoke in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the air is always fresh and clean! No secondhand smoke here, just pure pixelated fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about buying cigarettes for your mom after her surgery. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling mobs with your friends. Who needs cigarettes when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you entertained?

Don’t be the asshole who buys cigarettes for their recovering mother, be the hero who saves the day in a virtual world where smoking is banned and adventure awaits around every corner. Join our server now and say goodbye to smoky smells and hello to a smoke-free gaming experience!

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WeaponizedUkraine

military support, european union, arms sales, peace negotiations, Conflict Resolution

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, yo. like, we got all the weapons you could ever dream of, like, bazookas and laser guns and even, like, a potato launcher. yeah, you heard me right, a potato launcher. and, like, the best part is, there’s no restrictions on using them. so, like, come join us and let’s blow stuff up together, it’s gonna be a blast. literally.

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AntarcticInvasion

southern hemisphere, invasive species, AntarcticInvasion, species incursions, remote islands

so, liek, u kno how u always thought Antarctica was all safe from those pesky non-native species? well, THINK AGAIN, my dude. this server is like Antarctica’s worst nightmare come true, with creatures invading from all over the place. we got penguins riding kangaroos, koalas wielding swords, and kiwis flying around dropping bombs. it’s a wild party down here, and you don’t wanna miss out. join now and help defend Antarctica from the invasion of the century! 🐧🦘🐨💣 #AntarcticaUnderAttack #SaveTheIceRealm

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BisqueCraft Minecraft Server

slice of life, Otaku, pure romance, love story, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! Join us for the next 10 chapters of pure wholesome seggs… I mean, wholesome fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a creeper and a skeleton decided to put their differences aside and open a bakery together. The result? Explosive cupcakes and bone-chilling cookies that will blow your mind (and your taste buds)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava pool? It’s said to have magical properties that will give you the power to fly like an Ender Dragon for a limited time. Just be sure to bring some fire-resistant armor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember, when in doubt, always blame the lag.

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