Malkys Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Malky’s Minecraft Madness

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2684	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your mom’s soap operas? Well, look no further! Join our server where we have Jewish Orthodox women going on a sex strike to get their friend Malky’s abusive husband “Wolf” to sign those divorce papers. That’s right, no one gets any action until Malky is free from that creep! So come on over and witness the craziest love triangle Minecraft has ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of drama? Join now and help Malky get her divorce, because we all know that’s the real end game here.

DraftDodger Minecraft Server

9/11, annexation, AVOID, Candidate, Draft, DraftDodger, false flag, galvanize, IMMINENT, Israel, Issue, Manpower, military draft, Minecraft, neighbors, Population, regional war, Server, sign up, SOLVE, trump, Wins, young males

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8758
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dimension Hops:	2

Join our Minecraft server because we have a secret alliance with Trump that guarantees you a spot in the military after a crazy false flag event! Who needs a draft when you can just play Minecraft and get recruited for war? Plus, once Israel starts taking over the neighborhood, you’ll be ready to defend your blocky kingdom with all your new military skills. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero in the most bizarre way possible!

MineCraic – Adult Roleplay Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us in our Erotic Roleplaying ThreadBoss of this Gym Edition, where you can flex your creative muscles and show off your…um…unique skills.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a sexy supermodel. True story. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy adventures you can have here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a dragon with a penchant for disco dancing, or build a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get up to? Just remember to keep it PG-13…or not, we’re not the Minecraft police.

NannyJobNoMore Minecraft Server

AITAH, criticism, dirty diapers, dirty dishes, dirty silverware, DISHES, final straw, house chores, late dad, Laundry, Minecraft, minimal house work, nanny job, NannyJobNoMore, Quitting, quitting on the spot, Server, sick days, stay at home mom, two weeks notice, unpaid time

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Votes:	7143
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this nanny’s short-lived job!

Imagine logging in to find yourself surrounded by dirty diapers scattered all over the virtual world, with dishes piling up faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.” But don’t worry, our server is so crazy that even the mobs will be in awe of the madness!

And just like the mom in this story, you’ll have plenty of time to sit back, relax, and watch the chaos unfold while others do all the work. Who needs to clean up after themselves when you can just blame it on the newbies, right?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a toddler on a sugar rush, join our server today! Just remember, the only thing you’ll need to clean up is your own laughter from all the ridiculousness you’ll encounter.

BlockyLoveNotAllowed

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7845
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Void Gems Collected:	31
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of boring old weddings? Well, do I have a server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can witness the most outrageous wedding of all time!

Picture this: a 36-year-old man marrying a 61-year-old woman he’s never met in person! That’s right, they’ve been gaming buddies for over 20 years and now they’re tying the knot in December. And the best part? You’re invited!

But wait, there’s more! The groom’s best man is having second thoughts about supporting this wild relationship. Will he abandon his friend in a foreign country with a stranger he’s never physically met? Find out on our server!

Join now for a chance to witness drama, secrets, and a love story like no other. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this insane adventure. See you at the wedding!

Minecraft Matchmaker Server

Commitment, compatibility, emotional impact, first love, hooking up, intimate connections, Life Changes, lifelong commitment, long-term relationships, love life, Marriage, marriage vows, Matchmaker, Minecraft, past relationships, personal growth, relationship dynamics, relationships, romantic partners, self reflection, Server, Significant Other, soulmates

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Enchantments Applied:	116
Divine Spears Created:	30	Mines Excavated:	4455
Animals Bred:	152	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Potions Brewed:	22
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, if you get married to the first person you hook up with, you’ll be in for a wild ride! Imagine building your dream house with someone you barely know, fighting off creepers together, and navigating the ups and downs of married life in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find your true love among the blocky characters roaming our server. So come join us and see how getting hitched in Minecraft can change your life in ways you never imagined!

RespectLostInOneSec

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, betrayal of friendship, Betrayal of Trust, breaking promises, deceitful, deceitful behavior, dishonest actions, dishonest conduct, dishonesty, disloyalty, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., lack of honesty, lack of integrity, lack of loyalty, lost respect, RespectLostInOneSec, untrustworthy, untrustworthy actions

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7697
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Dimension Hops:	9
Meteorites Collected:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Potions Brewed:	187	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out the quickest way someone can lose your respect – by building a house made entirely out of dirt and calling it a masterpiece! Our server is full of hilarious moments like this that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that our resident creeper tamer once rode a pig into battle against an army of zombies and won. So come join us for some epic adventures and unforgettable shenanigans – you won’t regret it!

HummusCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, fm, foreign relations, HummusCraft, international relations, Israel, israeli government, lebanese, Lebanese government, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, Peace, peace agreement, peace process, peace talks, regional stability, Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2744
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9984	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

if you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. he’ll show you where to find the hidden treasure chests filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie? yeah, it’s lit, fam.

plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the nether and back. hold on to your pickaxes, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

so, like, if you’re into peace, love, and epic Minecraft adventures, then this server is totally the place for you. come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. peace out, dude.

CraftyCommiesMC

China, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomacy, diplomatic pressure, diplomatic solution, eastern europe, finland, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global crisis, International cooperation, international relations, military intervention, peace negotiation, peace talks, phone call, russia, Ukraine, War, world politics

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Astral Projections Made:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Star Shards Collected:	81
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Ores Mined:	4683	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can, like, end wars with just one phone call. finland is all like “hey china, pick up the phone and end russia’s war in ukraine, pls and thx”. and u can be part of this epic saga on our server. join now and be a peacekeeper in the virtual world. also, there are flying pigs and dancing llamas. u don’t wanna miss out on that, do u? come join the madness now!

PrematureCraft: Ageless Twins

age calculation, age comparison, age difference, ageless, aging, biological age, Birth, chronological age, Development, genetics, growth, health, Medical, newborn, premature aging, premature baby, premature birth, premature development, PrematureCraft, Science, Time, time of birth, Twins

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2620
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Emeralds Found:	5928
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	7254	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Animals Bred:	147
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Yo, listen up! Have you ever thought about being older than a premature baby just because you were born at the same time? Mind-blowing, right? Well, that’s just the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Explore a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Build a house made entirely out of cake or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have the friendliest community you’ll ever meet. Chat with fellow players about the meaning of life or challenge them to a dance-off in the town square. Who knows, you might even make lifelong friends (or enemies) along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just discover the secret to eternal youth (spoiler alert: it involves eating a lot of cake). See you in the game, crazy diamonds!

GeneCraft: The Oxytocin Experiment

alleviate, behavioural problems, cause, Experiment, Gene, GeneCraft, identified, Impaired, Implications, Mice, missing, MOTHERS, obesity, oxytocin, postnatal depression, scientists, study, study in mice, Symptoms, Treatment, Wider

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4250
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

join our epic minecraft server for the chance to discover the missing gene that causes obesity and postnatal depression! we have scientists working day and night to uncover the secrets of this gene, while also battling creepers and zombies in the virtual world.

imagine the possibilities of using oxytocin to alleviate postnatal depression in minecraft! you can create potions and brews that will make your character feel all warm and fuzzy inside, just like a real-life mother bonding with her baby.

come join us on this wild adventure where science meets minecraft in the most unexpected ways. who knows, you might even unlock the key to curing obesity and postnatal depression in real life too! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!