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BlockBusterLaughs

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Secret Passages Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Mines Excavated:	1980	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Imagine a Minecraft server where every player is a comedian in disguise! Join us for non-stop laughter and hilarious antics as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most ridiculous ways possible. From epic prank wars to spontaneous dance parties, this server is guaranteed to have you in stitches 24/7. So come on, join the funniest Minecraft server in the universe and let the laughter never end!

Blocky Kremlin Minecraft Server

blocky, Civil unrest, Conflict, crime, detained, detention, eastern europe, filter, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, law enforcement, Military, Minecraft, Moscow, occupied regions, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, Special Units, Ukraine, ukrainians

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	762395
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Ores Mined:	2454
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have moscow special units filtering out all the ukrainians in the game HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CraftyCaptives: FemSoldierFrenzy

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5789
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

HEY U GUYS WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, IT’S SO LIT THAT EVEN HOSTAGE FAMILIES ARE RELEASIN’ PHOTOS OF 5 FEMALE SOLDIERS FROM EARLY DAYS OF CAPTIVITY JUST TO GET A TASTE OF DA ACTION! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! THESE SOLDIERS WERE PLAYIN’ ON OUR SERVER WHEN THEY GOT KIDNAPPED AND NOW THEIR FAMILIES WANNA JOIN TOO! IF THAT AIN’T A SIGN OF A GOOD TIME, I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

EchoCraft: Singing with Myself

(Audio), creativity, echo, echocraft, harmonising, History, innovation, invention, Layering, Music, Musical, overdubbing, Performance, production, recording, singing, Sound, Studio, Technique, Technology, vocals

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Yo, u gotta check out dis cray cray Minecraft server, yo. It’s like a party up in here, with pigs flying and creepers breakdancing.

We got diamond blocks growing on trees and villagers doing the cha-cha slide.

One time, a player found a secret portal that led to a dimension where everything was made of cake.

And don’t even get me started on the time a group of players teamed up to defeat a dragon with nothing but wooden pickaxes.

Join us on dis server and let’s make some memories that will make you say, “Wait, did that really happen?”

FarmersGoneWildMC

agriculture, alcohol consumption, Awareness, binge drinking, coping mechanisms, Farmers, FarmersGoneWildMC, high levels, Interventions, mental health, mental healthcare, Prevention, resilience, Rural, seeking help, stigma, stress, study, Support, U.S, University of Georgia

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Farms Harvested:	731
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up Minecrafters! Do you wanna join the most lit server out there? Well, let me tell you about this cray cray server that will blow your mind!

So get this, our server is so epic that even farmers are joining in on the fun! According to a study, one in five U.S. farmers are ditching their tractors and joining our server to binge drink and relieve stress. That’s right, forget about planting crops, come plant some blocks with us instead!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is all about promoting resilience and reducing the stigma of seeking mental healthcare. So not only will you have a blast building and exploring, but you’ll also be taking care of your mental health at the same time. It’s a win-win situation, my dudes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get this party started! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get drunk on creativity together, fam!

FOOGERRO

Clans, ConstantUpdates, Creative, Donation perks, Factions, FOOGERRO, Friendly staff, Friendlycommunity, games, hacker prevention, Minecraft, Minigames, Network, Notpaytowin, Other, Parkour, pay to win, Plugins, PvP, Server, Updates

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	984	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

A new network with constant updates, friendly staff, multiple games and new games often! We strive to be your favorite Minecraft network to play on. Our donation perks are not pay to win and our hacker prevention plugins are updated constantly.

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YuruYuriCraft – Your Happy Place Minecraft Server

Anime, BETRAYAL, comedy, cute, Entertainment, Friends, friendship, Girls, Happy, high school, humor, injustice, japanese, Laughter, lighthearted, Manga, Minecraft, Place, school life, series, Server, slice of life, television, Yuru Yuri, YuruYuriCraft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2225
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Buildings Constructed:	40
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Votes:	6646
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules? Join our server and become the ultimate rebel! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to challenge unsuspecting noobs to dance-offs. So why did her friends allow this injustice? Because they haven’t joined our server yet! Join now and unleash your inner chaos!

V4Minecraft – The Ultimate Block Party!

Abi Kadabura, Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, anniversary, Arya Kuroha, asmr, Biscotti, BLOCK, Bonnie Barkswell, brave, Brave US branch, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), drawing contest, globie, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, manju plush, merch, Minecraft, Mono Monet, Party, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, Previous thread, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Sensei plush, Serina Maiko, Taring Hu, twitch, twitter, Ultimate, useful links, V4M_plus, V4Minecraft, V4Mirai, V4Mirai General, VSMP, VSPO EN, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Buildings Constructed:	47
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Zombie Dances:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this server that is so lit, it’s basically on fire! Join us for the First ASMR Class Edition where you can chill with Crystalis, Abi Kadabura, Serina Maiko, and more!

But wait, there’s more! We have Petalight ASMR races, drawing contests, and even an anniversary celebration with merch that will make your head spin! And guess what? We’ve been invited to the Minecraft VSMP server, where the shenanigans are off the charts!

Don’t miss out on the fun with globie, Kumanui Miel, Reina Ronronea, and all the other Brave EN groups. Trust us, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

CreeperCousin’s Minecraft Server

abusive behavior, abusive family members, childhood trauma, cousin relationships, CreeperCousins, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, family pressure, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Server, toxic relationships, Trauma, uncomfortable situations, wedding etiquette, wedding guest drama, wedding guest etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding guest politics, wedding invite, wedding planning

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4436
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Our server is like a peaceful oasis in the midst of chaos, just like trying to navigate family drama at a wedding.

Join us and escape the real world craziness, where you won’t have to worry about inviting that creepy cousin who ruined your childhood. Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any uncomfortable situations.

Plus, our server is so awesome that even overprotective moms can’t ruin the fun. So come join us and leave all the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into your virtual world, in which case, good luck with that!

InLawExclusionCraft

adore, apartment, aunt, awful person, big event, celebration, college, compromise, cousins, Details, family, future in-laws, InLawExclusionCraft, Marriage, parents, Rude, Siblings, signing papers, trip abroad, uncle, Wedding

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4067
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Zombie Dances:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft building vibes? Then join our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a castle or a roller coaster!

Just like this couple who had to compromise on their wedding plans, you’ll have to compromise with your fellow players on what to build next. But don’t worry, we promise no crazy in-laws will show up uninvited to your pixelated wedding!

And if you ever feel overwhelmed by family expectations, just remember that at least your future husband doesn’t want his uncle at the wedding either. So come join us for some stress-free building fun and leave the family drama behind!