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TrustyLonely vs. ExtravertedSuspect

extraversion, extraversion and loneliness, extraversion study, ExtravertedSuspect, interpersonal relationships, Loneliness, loneliness and trust, loneliness study, personality and trust, personality traits, Psychology, social behavior, social dynamics, social interactions, social psychology, social tendencies, social trust, Trust, trust in others, trustworthiness perceptions, trustworthy expectations, TrustyLonely

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8454
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Divine Spears Created:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

come join our cray cray minecraft server where lonely peeps trust erryone but extraverted peeps be like nah i dont trust u. u can build ur own world and make frens with all the trusty lonely peeps. extraverted peeps can try to make frens but they be like nah i dont trust u. its a wild ride of trust issues and building cool stuff. come join the madness now!

Twisted SMP

Better Teams, Economy, Found it, Life steal smp, No Crystal PVP, No hacking, set home, Shop, SuperHarvest, Survival, Tpa, Twisted SMP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8451
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	247

This is a life steal SMP.

PLUGINS

– Better Teams

– Set home

– /Shop

– Economy

– Found it

– Tpa

Superharvest

RULES

– No Hacking

– No Crystal PVP

185.234.21.165:25693

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

Accounts, Arabs, Bigotry, blockbusters, Censorship, community guidelines, cultural stereotypes, cyberbullying, Hate Speech, inappropriate content, Indians, instagram, Jews, mass-flags, Meta, Minecraft, online behavior, online harassment, porn, racism, Server, sexual degenerates, social media

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7670
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ores Mined:	4822	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to escape the madness of Instagram porn accounts run by Arabs and Indians (seriously, what’s up with that?). Our server is a safe haven for all those tired of scrolling through degeneracy and softcore CP. Plus, we have zero tolerance for mean comments – unless they’re about creepers, then feel free to let loose!

Come build, mine, and explore with us as we embark on epic quests and battle mythical creatures (yes, even unicorns). And who knows, you might even stumble upon a treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilariously chaotic fun begin!

SMP Chef & Maid – Minecraft SMP

Board, Catch, Chef, clean, Cook, Demand, follow the husband, husband, love, love your parents, Maid, Minecraft, parents, sex on demand, smp, Terminal, they cook, Yellow fever

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6000
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	8217	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the villagers cook and clean for you, sex is on demand (in-game of course), and you must love your virtual parents and follow your virtual husband! But wait, there’s more! The catch? Well, let’s just say our server has terminal yellow fever…literally! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, bizarre love triangles, and unexpected twists and turns. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

BroBro’sGuestRoom Minecraft Server

Boundaries, BroBrosGuestRoom, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional reactions, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, generational differences, guest room, household rules, Minecraft, parenting, personal space, privacy, roommates, Server, sharing a room, sibling relationships, Siblings, strict parents, teenage angst, teenage daughters

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal space? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you won’t have to share a room with your annoying sibling!

Join us and experience the luxury of having your own virtual bedroom, complete with all the space you need to build your dream Minecraft palace. No bunk beds, no sharing wardrobes – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

And if you ever feel the need for some sibling-free relaxation, our server offers a special “guest room” feature where you can kick back and enjoy some peace and quiet. No need to scream at your parents here – we’ve got your back!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the cramped quarters behind. Who knew virtual reality could provide such sweet relief from real-life sibling drama? Join now and say goodbye to sharing a room forever!

GFsNephewEduFunLand

Behavior, Boundaries, child development, Communication, consequences, discipline, educating, family dynamics, GFsNephewEduFunLand, girlfriend’s nephew, JOKE, parenting, personal belongings, personal space, privacy invasion, Respect, stealing, trouble maker, Upset

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can defend your precious blocks from troublemakers like my gf’s nephew? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with thieves, drama, and important life lessons!

Imagine playing on a server where you have to protect your virtual belongings from sneaky little kids who think stealing is just a joke. Just like in real life, you’ll have to educate them on the importance of respecting other players’ property while fending off their attempts to raid your chests.

But beware, if you stand up for yourself, you might just find yourself in a virtual family feud with angry parents calling you names for not being able to take a joke. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t find on any other Minecraft server!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as chaotic as a family gathering with a mischievous nephew, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to stand up for what’s yours!

IllegalGriefer420 – Minecraft SMP

breaking the law, criminal behavior, illegal activities, illegal activities at home, illegal activities for thrill, illegal activities list, illegal activities to avoid, illegal activities to do at night, illegal activities to try, illegal acts, illegal behavior, illegal habits, illegal things to do, illegal things to do for fun, IllegalGriefer420, illicit actions, law breaking activities, law violation, Minecraft, prohibited actions, rule breaking, smp, unlawful behavior

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	42

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only rule is “no griefing”? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage illegal activities! That’s right, forget about building cute little houses and farms, here you can participate in underground black market trading, organize heists on other players’ bases, and even start your own illegal casino!

Join us if you’re tired of following the rules and want to unleash your inner criminal mastermind in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become the most notorious player on the server and have a whole FBI task force after you (just kidding…or are we?). So come on, what illegal thing do you usually do? Let’s take it to the next level on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

CovidCraft Server: IQ Points Lost

brain function, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive decline study, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, covid complications, covid consequences, covid long term effects, covid research, covid survivors, CovidCraft, health impacts, IQ points, long haulers, long-term effects, Lost, mental health, neurological symptoms, pandemic, pandemic aftermath, Points, Server, severe COVID-19

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Emeralds Found:	1437	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

join our epic minecraft server and avoid losing 10 IQ points like those poor souls who had covid-19! our server is like a brain booster, keeping your mind sharp and your crafting skills on point. plus, we have a secret potion that makes your character do the moonwalk while building! who wouldn’t want to join a server that lets you dance and mine at the same time? come join us and let’s build some wacky creations together!

BlockyTerrorGone

Assassination, BlockyTerrorGone, Conflict, Dead, extremist, freedom, gaza, Hamas, Israel, leader, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Palestinian, resistance, RETALIATION, Revenge, target killing., terror chief, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6782
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Emeralds Found:	4836
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can experience the thrill of being a hamas terror chief and boasting about ur freedom before getting rekt and dying within hours! build ur own terrorist hideout, recruit minions, and plot world domination all while dodging airstrikes and rival factions. who will be the last terror chief standing? join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush!

NoMoMosquitoKillsMC

Alaska, Arctic, Canada, cultural diversity, cultural practices, environmental conservation, Eskimos, Greenland, indigenous people, insect behavior, insect control, insect-borne diseases, mosquito bites, mosquito populations, mosquito repellent, mosquitoes, natural remedies, NoMoMosquitoKillsMC, sustainable living, traditional beliefs, traditional knowledge

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimension Hops:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Animals Bred:	191
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Eskimos who are legit the only peeps who never killed dem pesky mosquitoes. Like, they be chillin’ with dem bugs like it’s no biggie.

Join us and be part of dis epic adventure where u can team up with Eskimos and build a mosquito sanctuary or somethin’. Who knows, maybe u’ll become besties with a mosquito and ride it into battle against other players.

So, what u waitin’ for? Come join da madness and be part of dis one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where anything is possible, even makin’ friends with mosquitoes. Let’s get weird, y’all!