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JesusCraft: Where Christian Heaven Awaits (and creepers don’t stand a chance!)

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9701
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	511
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of dealing with pesky griefers and creepers on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server offers a heavenly experience like no other! Picture this – a world where everyone is racially proportionate to the population density of Christian worship centers worldwide. That’s right, you’ll be surrounded by your new besties for all of eternity!

But wait, there’s more! Say goodbye to sin and hello to a life free from earthly worries. No more stressing over Chad not texting you back or your crops not growing fast enough. On our server, the only Chad you’ll need to know is the one who’s ready to hang out with you and hundreds of millions of other players forever, anon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey to Christian heaven in Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few command blocks). See you on the other side, friend!

FlirtyCraft: Where Creeper Pick-Up Lines Are Welcome

advice, attraction, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, creeper, DATING, doubts, emotions, feelings, FLIRTING, FlirtyCraft, Insecurity, Jealousy, lines, love, perspective, pickup, relationships, self esteem, signs, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8585
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where anything goes! Join us if you enjoy watching players flirt with other women in-game, because who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through emojis in the chat. So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be gone’

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Divine Spears Created:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Dragons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Villages Defended:	14

ReggaetonRaveCraft: Where the party never stops, even at 4:00am in Bayamon!

400am, annoyance, bayamon, Caribbean music, Community, disrespectful behavior., disturbance, disturbance of peace, inconsiderate, late night, loud music, music lovers, neighbors, noise pollution, Party, partying, Puerto Rican culture, Puerto Rico, reggaeton, ReggaetonRaveCraft, sleepless night, Stops

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Void Armor Forged:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like blasting loud reggaeton at 4:00am in Bayamon, Puerto Rico – wild, unpredictable, and guaranteed to keep you on your toes!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs through lava pits, battling zombie chickens in diamond armor, and building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away to the latest Minecraft remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!

Sayu’s Silly Sync Server: Where Chaos and Creativity Collide!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimension Hops:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	440

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even touch the grass without getting banned? Well, look no further because on our server, you can save the grass without even touching it! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is endorsed by the one and only Sayu, the queen of Minecraft herself. She streams live on Twitch and YouTube, where you can watch her save the grass in real-time. Plus, she’s got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.

And if you’re worried about missing out because you hate Twitch, don’t worry – Sayu streams on YouTube too, sometimes. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around and experience the Sayu love for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Girl Power Craft: Where Even /v/ Can’t Resist Losing

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5621
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ores Mined:	3820
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Are you tired of losing to girls in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! We’ve got hidden bosses that will challenge even the most skilled players, and rumor has it, one of them is actually a character you know in real life. But don’t worry, they won’t hold back just because they know you. Plus, we have a boss that uses the aisu-kage style – a style so rare, you can’t even refight him! Join our server and prove your worth against these epic challenges. Who knows, maybe you’ll even impress that girl you keep losing to.

Blockhead Bonanza: Where even the creepers think ‘Stupid ass kikes’ is too far

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4021
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Villages Defended:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!

Pixel Peen Paradise: Where Minecraft meets NSFW confusion!

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9509
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Animals Bred:	111	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring, low-quality porn ruining your internet experience? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our pixelated landscapes and blocky characters will provide a more satisfying and entertaining experience than the latest porn trends.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and endless possibilities. Who needs poorly produced porn when you can build your own world and explore with friends? Say goodbye to the days of watching “extremely average people” on camera and hello to a new virtual reality where the only limit is your imagination.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the world of lackluster porn behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocktopia LOLz

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6695	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7538	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ores Mined:	7281
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is as gay as a rainbow unicorn riding a glittery dragon! Join us for a wild ride filled with fabulous adventures, rainbow-colored blocks, and sparkly explosions. Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers wear rainbow bowties and the zombies break out into dance routines. So come on over and let your inner fabulousness shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

KuntCraft: Where every block tells a story…or just makes you question your life choices

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6679
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7647	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in your Minecraft kunt! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you LOL so hard you’ll fall off your blocky chair!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, folks, on our server, anything is possible, even partying with Minecraft legends!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Diamonds Are Forever” treasure hunt, where players compete to find the most diamonds while dodging lava pits and zombie hordes. The winner gets a real-life diamond (Disclaimer: diamond may be made of plastic, but hey, it’s the thought that counts)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, your kunt will thank you!