MALHACKS Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DadIssues Minecraft Server

advice, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, DadIssues, emotions, family, father daughter, forgiveness, Honesty, love, Minecraft, perspective, reconciliation, relationships, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2494	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual building fun! Join us for a wild ride of emotions and blocky adventures as you navigate through the ups and downs of family relationships.

Ever wanted to build a virtual replica of your family home and then blow it up with TNT? Well, now you can! Let out all your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment.

Join us for our special event “The Call” where players must navigate through a maze of secrets and lies to uncover the truth. Will you confront your dad in-game and demand answers, or will you build a fortress to hide from the drama?

Experience the thrill of virtual family therapy sessions where you can work through your conflicts with other players in a supportive and blocky environment. Who needs real therapy when you have Minecraft?

So come join us on our server for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama?

MineCraftMama: GitGudDaughter

achievement, celebrating achievements, Communication, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, GitGudDaughter, MineCraftMama, motivation, parenting, parenting advice, Parenting styles, Setting goals, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, teenage behavior, teenage development, teenage emotions, teenage rebellion, tough love

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and just have a good time? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your sibling rivalry.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and show off your creativity without any judgment from your family members. No need to worry about being compared to your overachieving brother or feeling like the forgotten child. Here, you are the star of the show!

And if you ever need a break from the real world drama, just log on to our server and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs family celebrations when you can throw a virtual party with your online friends?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all the family drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun building castles than dealing with sibling squabbles. Plus, we promise not to play favorites – unless you count our love for all things Minecraft!

MayoRage Minecraft Server

anger, beheading, brutality, city mayor, Community, Corruption, crime, disgust, Government, Justice, law enforcement, MayoRage, mexico, Minecraft, mourning, Outrage, political violence, public outcry, Public Safety, Server, social unrest, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	825
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magic Items Found:	1427	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Endless Night Skies:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

LOL come join our minecraft server, where we promise NO beheadings of city mayors!! unlike in mexico, where things are getting cray-cray. on our server, you can build a city without fear of losing your head. unless you’re a zombie, then you can totally lose your head, but that’s just part of the fun! so come join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise. plus, we have llamas that can do the macarena, so why wouldn’t you want to join?? #NoBeheadingsAllowed #LlamaDanceParty

CeasefireCraft: Hezbollah vs Israel

arab world, Ceasefire, ceasefire agreement, CeasefireCraft, Conflict, Diplomacy, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, offensive, peace negotiations, peace talks, Politics, regional stability, security council, united nations, violence

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Crops Grown:	7202	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Emeralds Found:	4104
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Falling into the Void:	3

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT HEZBOLLAH ENDORSIN US, YO! DEY SAY WE DA BOMB DIGGITY AND WE GONNA MAKE PEACE LIKE A BOSS. ISRAEL BE RAMPIN UP BUT WE AINT SCURRED, WE GOT BLOCKS TO BUILD AND CREEPERS TO SLAY. COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND BE PART OF DA EPICNESS, YOLO!

Post Nut Realization Server

#revelation, Afterglow, awakening, deep thoughts, emotional release, enlightenment, epiphany, Insight, introspection, mental clarity, moment of clarity, nut, personal growth, post, Post-nut clarity, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-realization, Server, sexual satisfaction, Understanding

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the caves, right? and suddenly, BOOM! post nut clarity hits you like a ton of bricks. you start seeing things in a whole new light, man. it’s like the blocks are talking to you, telling you to join this server.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you. we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard me right. FLYING PIGS WITH LASER EYES. where else are you gonna find that, huh?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we’ve got that too. you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, it’s a real blast. literally, sometimes.

so, if you want to experience the true madness of Minecraft, come join us on this server. post nut clarity guaranteed.

Garden Gurus: Speedy Seniors & Social Spuds

Aging population, balance, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, community gardens, dementia, Elderly, elderly care, garden, gardening, gurus, health benefits, horticulture therapy, mental health, outdoor activity, physical activity, quality of life, Seniors, Social, Social Interaction, Speedy, spuds, Therapeutic, walking speed, wellbeing

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Star Shards Collected:	74	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Living Statues Befriended:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we grow virtual carrots and potatoes to IMPROVE YOUR BALANCE and WALKING SPEED like a pro! forget about dementia, our gardening minigame will make you the most SOCIAL grandpa in town! plant those virtual seeds and watch your brain cells GROW as you navigate through our pixelated world of FUN and ADVENTURE! who needs real life when you can have a virtual garden party with your fellow gamers? JOIN NOW and become the ultimate green-thumbed legend!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

☠️, Anarchy, banner, Deadtime, description, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, WIPE TODAY, 💀, 💰, 🔥

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3510
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

The owner of the server “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Love Crafted Minecraft Server

BPD, break up, coping mechanisms, crafted, emotional struggles, Emotional support, entering a relationship, honestly suck, Hope, incel, Loneliness, lonely, long term relationship, love, loveless relationship, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, ROBOT, self worth, Server, toxic relationships, worth it

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	7694	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Items Found:	4425
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

> be me > lonely incel > finally enter relationship > gf has bpd > relationship is loveless 90% of the time > feel even more lonely

Honestly, fellow gamers, relationships are overrated. But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from the woes of love! Join us and build your own virtual love shack, where you can break up and make up as many times as you want without any real-life consequences. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to eternal happiness (or at least until the next update)!

Pep Meltzer Minecraft SMP – /pw/on Here – Rumblings and Blocks

blocks, forum, insider information, insider news, insider sources, Meltzer, Minecraft, PEP, Pep Meltzer, peptreon, pwon, release request, rumblings, Rumors, smp, subscription, Thread, title contention, Title shot, wrestling, wrestling forum, wrestling insider, wrestling insider news, wrestling news, wrestling rumors

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1579
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Enchantments Applied:	93	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! It’s Pep Meltzer here, your go-to source for all the juicy gossip on our wild and wacky SMP server. Rumor has it that player @16013184 is causing a stir by demanding to be released from their contract because they didn’t get the coveted title of “King of the Creepers.” And let me tell you, things are heating up faster than a furnace smelting iron ore!

But wait, there’s more! Player @16013042 made the grave mistake of posting in the forbidden thread, and let’s just say things got explosive quicker than a creeper in a TNT factory. If you want to stay in the loop on all the drama, be sure to subscribe to my peptreon for exclusive insider news and behind-the-scenes shenanigans.

So why join our crazy SMP server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness power struggles, epic battles, and scandalous betrayals all while building your dream pixelated palace? Trust me, this server is like no other – it’s a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity that you won’t want to miss. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. See you in the game, fellow gamers! Let’s mine and craft our way to glory! 🎮🔥🤣

AirportPickupMC Server

Airport, AirportPickupMC, childhood best friends, Choosing, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, family, Friend, Guilt, loyalty, Mother, passive aggressive, Priorities, Promise, relationships, rescheduled flight, Server, taxi, Time management, Transportation, Upset

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1995
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6251	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate showdown between your mom and your friend! Will you choose to pick up your childhood best friend after 2 years of separation, or will you leave him stranded at the airport and make your mom take a taxi in a passive aggressive manner? The stakes are high and the drama is real on our server. Choose your alliances wisely and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!