malfunctioning body – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Hate Hate Hate Minecraft Server
bad genes, Duty, Explore, family, ghost, hate, human condition, Living, love, malfunctioning body, Minecraft, Nature, normies, rapidly changing world, Religion, self-preservation instincts, Server, Somalia, Suffering, tedium, virtues, wisdom, world
Are you tired of being stuck in a malfunctioning body and yearning to explore the world as a ghost? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the human condition by becoming a virtual ghost explorer!
Forget about religion, family, duty, and all those pesky self-preservation instincts holding you back. On our server, you can unleash your inner ghost and roam freely without a care in the world.
We believe that only the most virtuous and wise players should be allowed to join, so leave your bad genes and lack of money at the door. Let’s make Minecraft great again by banning all normies and creating a community of ghostly adventurers.
Join us now and experience the freedom of being a ghost in a world full of possibilities! (Disclaimer: No actual ghosts were harmed in the making of this server)

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New Server IP
Whitelistedkingdom
1.9, Active, bedrock, Buildings, Community, creative building, Cross-Play, Diverse, EUR 2.50, Fights, Friendly, gameplay, java, Join, Premium, PvE, PvP, Quality guarantee, Roleplay, Stories, Story, Strict screening, Whitelist, Whitelisted Community, Whitelistedkingdom
WhitelistedKingdom – Premium Minecraft Community [Java & Bedrock | 1.9 PvP]
A unique server where PVP, Creative Building and Roleplay come together in a close -knit community. Experience epic fights, create impressive buildings or dive in compelling stories!
Features: • Active, friendly community • Diverse gameplay met PvP, building en roleplay • Premium experience without toxicity • Strict screening for quality guarantee
One -time contribution: EUR 2.50 for access to our Whitelisted Community!
Join Whitelistedkingdom today and becomes part of our story!
play.whitelistedkingdom.nl:25643

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New Server IP
Dreamy Haven 1.21.4
1.21.4, anger, aspirations, double standards, dream, dreamy, empowerment, empowerment through sexuality, feminism, funny, Gender Roles, Haven, judgment, Misogyny, Pathetic, Sadness, self worth, sex work, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes, whore, Women
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a dream come true for all the ladies out there! Forget about being a boring old miner, on this server, every woman’s dream is to be a WHORE! I’m not even kidding, it’s hilarious and sad at the same time. But hey, who doesn’t want to live out their wildest fantasies in blocky pixel form, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s make some questionable life choices together!

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InstaSnitch Minecraft Server
acquaintances, anger, Argument, Assumptions, classmate, Communication, Confrontation, Drama, friendship, Honesty, Hypocrisy, instagram, InstaSnitch, loyalty, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nosy, private story, religious beliefs, Screenshot, Server, social media, Trust
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the only thing on the menu!
Join us and leave behind all the screenshotting, Instagram story drama, and misunderstandings. Our server is a place where you can build, explore, and make new friends without worrying about being labeled as a nosy drama-stirrer.
We promise that no one will judge you for speaking up about private Instagram stories here – in fact, we encourage it! Let your creativity run wild and leave all the unnecessary drama behind. Plus, who knows, you might even find a new loyal friend who will always have your back during class presentations (even if they’re tired).
So come on over and join our server, where loyalty is key, drama is non-existent, and the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest Minecraft creations imaginable. See you there!

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BlockyBants: SlutShameSquad
BlockyBants, career, college, cool group, Drinking, Friend, hang out, high school, hoe phase, hooking up, Introvert, joking, MAKING FRIENDS, making fun, play games, settle down, slut shaming, SlutShameSquad, Struggle, unlovable slut, video games, Virgin
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy time with a group of friends who love to joke around and have a good time.
We’ve got a group of 5 awesome players, including 2 boys and 3 girls who love to make fun of each other. Just like that time Anna roasted me for being a virgin, and I clapped back at her for being a serial dater. It was all in good fun until she took it too seriously and got mad at me. But hey, that’s just the kind of drama you can expect on our server!
So if you’re looking for a server where things never get boring and the banter never stops, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a hilarious feud like me and Anna. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and we’re all just here to have a great time together. So come on and join the chaos!

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CraftyChickRedFlag
CraftyChickRedFlag, DATING, personality traits, red flags in a girlfriend, red flags in a lady, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a significant other, red flags in a wife, red flags in dating, red flags in females, red flags in relationships, red flags in women, red flags to avoid, red flags to watch out for, relationships, toxic behavior, uncommon red flag, warning signs, WOMAN
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you adventurous players out there!
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and riding on the backs of flying pigs.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their epic dance parties and learn their secret llama dance moves.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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GazaRiviera Minecraft Server
GazaRiviera, Minecraft, Server
hey u, ya u reading this. do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the whole wide world. we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk.
rumor has it that if u join our server, u will find a secret portal that leads u to a land filled with diamonds and gold. but be careful, cuz there are also creepers that tell dad jokes and zombies that break out into dance parties.
oh, and did i mention that our server is endorsed by trump himself? he said it’s the ‘Riviera of the Middle East’ of minecraft servers. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

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GazaCraft: Lammy’s Rebellion
Conflict Resolution, current events, David Lammy, Diplomacy, disagreement, donald trump, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, global affairs, Government, international relations, Lammy, Lammys, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, Rebellion, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, uk, United Kingdom, US takeover, world news
so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like, totally lit fam. we got llamas that can fly and shoot lasers outta their eyes, like pew pew pew. and the best part? we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds.
oh, and get this, we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can teleport you to different dimensions. yeah, you heard me right, different dimensions. you can hang out with aliens and unicorns and stuff. it’s like a party up in here, bro.
plus, we have this crazy rivalry with Trump, yeah, the president dude. he wants to take over our server and turn it into a golf course or something. but we ain’t havin’ it. we got our boy Lammy, the llama king, leading the charge against him. it’s like a real-life superhero movie, but in minecraft.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and be part of the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #teamllamaforever

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New Server IP
ADHD Crafters United
adhd, adhd symptoms, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavior modification, behavioral interventions, clinical trials, cognitive behavioral therapy, cognitive interventions, cognitive therapy, Crafters, effective treatment, evidence based therapy, intervention strategies, managing symptoms, mental health, meta analysis, organizational strategies, problem solving techniques, psychological strategies, Psychotherapy, therapy components, third-wave therapy, United
so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for adhd in minecraft. we got all the organizational strategies, third-wave therapy, and problem-solving techniques you need to manage those symptoms, bro.
join us and watch as your adhd magically disappears as you build epic structures, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs. our server is like therapy for your brain, but with creepers and endermen.
trust us, you won’t find a more effective adhd treatment than playing on our server. plus, we have cookies. lots and lots of cookies. so come on, join us and say goodbye to adhd forever!

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New Server IP
AdventureMore
Allies, Anarchy, BETRAYAL, Chaos, Conquest, control, Cross-Play, Endless, Exploration, Faction, Factions, Freeform, leadership, Legacy, lone wolf, Multiplatform, Possibilities, power, PvP, Survival, Territories, Unrestricted, Vanilla, War
Welcome to AdventureMore – The Ultimate Factions Experience!
Tired of servers with endless rules holding you back? On AdventureMore, the only limit is your ambition. Step into a wild, unfiltered factions server where YOU decide how to play. Build your legacy, destroy your enemies, and survive in a world where chaos reigns supreme.
No Rules – Play your way. Raid, grief, ally, betray—it’s all on the table. True Factions Gameplay – Forge alliances, dominate territories, and crush your rivals. Pure Survival – Minimal restrictions mean maximum freedom to explore, create, and conquer. Cross-Platform Play – With Geyser support, both Java and Bedrock players can join the action! Expansive World – A massive map ready to be shaped by war, power, and adventure. On AdventureMore, you’re in control. Whether you rise as a leader of a fearsome faction or lurk in the shadows as a lone wolf, your story is yours to write. Can you conquer the chaos and claim your place at the top? Join the adventure today. No rules. No limits. Just endless possibilities.
31.214.162.20:52197

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Decent Pet
Bosses, Brazilian, Decent Pet, Factions, MCMMO, Missions, Modified, new biomes, New craftings, new mobs, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games
A Brazilian server, focused on a modified Survival! – New mobs – New craftings – New biomes – Missions – A great survival complement !!! – Bosses
131.196.198.147:10173

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