malebraine Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Disgraceful smp, where chaos is only slightly encouraged!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9136
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Divine Spears Created:	28
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Zombie Dances:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Runes Activated:	3

Details	Information
Java Or Bedrock	Java 1.21
Realm/Server/World	Server
Number of players	Server didn’t start yet
Length of Play Session	Infinite, server starts tomorrow
Gametype	Semi-anarchy
Language	English

FAQs

Can I join the server if I’m not using Java Edition?
No, this server is specifically for Java Edition players.
When will the server start?
The server will start tomorrow.
How many players are allowed on the server?
The number of players is not limited, but the server hasn’t started yet.
What does “semi-anarchy” mean in terms of gameplay?
Semi-anarchy means there are some rules, but players have a certain level of freedom in their actions.
Why is Netherite banned for the first week?
Netherite is banned to allow for a more balanced gameplay experience for all players.

Crafty Cuck Thread Minecraft Server

BELIEVABLE, Character development, collaborative storytelling, Crafty, creative writing, cuck, Cuck Thread, fantasies, fantasy world, Good Quality, humor, Imaginative, immersive experiences, larps, memes, Minecraft, Original Characters, Post OC, Roleplay Adventures, Roleplay Community, Roleplaying, Server, Stories, storytelling, Thread, Worldbuilding

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious memes, and unforgettable moments.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a pumpkin on your head? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday. Our community is filled with talented builders, skilled PvPers, and some seriously wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Will you be brave enough to venture into its depths and claim the loot for yourself? Or will you end up as just another victim of the dreaded Creeper King?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

Stop Woke Minecraft SMP Homosexual Mind Virus

acceptance, advocacy, Awareness, Community, discrimination, education, homosexual, intervention, LGBTQ, mental health, Mind, mind virus, Minecraft, Prevention, prevention strategies, smp, social change, stigma, STOP, Support, Therapy, Treatment, Virus, Woke

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	126	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Love Letters Sent:	6

Are you tired of being infected by the woke homosexual mind virus in your everyday life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the ultimate solution! By joining our server, you will be transported to a magical land where the only virus you have to worry about is the Creeper virus (watch out for those explosive hugs)!

Our server is protected by a team of elite meme lords who have dedicated their lives to stopping the spread of the woke homosexual mind virus. They use their powers of trolling and dank memes to keep the virus at bay and ensure that everyone can enjoy a fun and safe gaming experience.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles against giant rainbow-colored zombies, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of truth, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to the woke homosexual mind virus once and for all!

SportyCraft: WifeWars Edition

AP classes, body hurts, Commitment, Competition, Conflict, DAUGHTER, decision, DRIVE, Edition, family, Gymnastics, high school, honor roll, middle ground, Passion, sore, sports, SportyCraft, STUDIES, TEAM, travel, weightlifting, WifeWars, Withdrawal

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of being stuck between a rock and a hard place like this poor dad? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from real-life dilemmas!

Join our server and leave all your commitments behind, just like this dad’s daughter wants to leave her gymnastics team! No more sore muscles or 14-hour gym sessions, just endless hours of block-building fun!

Forget about spending $1,800 on camps and sessions, because on our server, everything is free! You can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank!

And don’t worry about becoming lazy, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be lifting is blocks! Say goodbye to chores and school work, and hello to a world of endless possibilities!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can finally find that middle ground between fun and responsibility. Just make sure to watch out for any dog houses along the way!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

Appearance, attractive, AttractiveAF, beauty, body image, Confidence, Minecraft, physical attractiveness, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-assurance, self-assuredness, self-confidence, self-evaluation, self-image, self-perception, self-recognition, smp, validation

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	936
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a blocky potato? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be the hottest thing since lava! We have a team of professional Minecraft stylists who will make sure your pixelated avatar is always looking on point. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself has a crush on you. Join now and show off your blocky beauty to the world!

RegretCraft: NoRespawns

acceptance, biggest regret, finding peace, forgiveness, hindsight, learning experiences, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, NoRespawns, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, second chances, self reflection

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1409
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	170
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that was so epic, it made you question all your life choices? Well, fear not, because our server is here to make sure you never have to live with that regret again!

Join us for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against evil mobs to building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend this explosive specter? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to regret forever!

PurrisonCraft Minecraft Server

animal rights, animal welfare, controversial case, court ruling, criminal charges, cultural norms, feline companion, Imprisonment, iran, Iranian couple, Justice, Legal System, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, pet cat, pet ownership, Prison, punishment, PurrisonCraft, sentencing, Server, societal expectations, strict laws

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2667
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

So like, imagine a world where keeping a pet cat gets you thrown in jail! Haha, that’s not the case on our Minecraft server, where you can have ALL the pet cats you want! No judgment here, just fluffy feline fun!

Join our server and escape the crazy laws of the real world. Build a cat kingdom, rule over your furry subjects, and never worry about getting arrested for being a crazy cat person again!

Plus, we have a secret underground catnip farm that only the most dedicated players can find. Trust us, it’s a purr-fectly good time! So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory together!

OrbánCraft: Putin’s Bane – EU Edition

Attack, BANE, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european parliament, european union, fiery, international relations, opposition, Orbán, OrbánCraft, Politics, Putins, russia, sanctions, Speech, Support, von der Leyen, world affairs

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got pigs flyin’ around shootin’ lasers outta their eyes, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest diamonds and emeralds, like straight up Indiana Jones style, yo. And don’t even get me started on da epic battles we have with giant mutant creepers, it’s like Godzilla vs King Kong up in here! So come join us, cuz it’s gonna be lit AF, fam!

Crafty Protein Designers & Structure Predictors

2024.., AI model, chemistry, complex structures, computational protein design, Crafty, David Baker, Demis Hassabis, designers, discoveries, John Jumper, Nobel Prize, popular science background, Potential, Predictors, press release, protein, protein structure prediction, proteins, scientific explanation, structure, Video

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about the craziest Minecraft server out there? It’s like winning the Nobel Prize in Chemistry 2024, but for gamers! We got David Baker creating some sick computational protein designs in the virtual world. And don’t even get me started on Demis Hassabis and John Jumper predicting protein structures like it’s nobody’s business.

Join our server for the ultimate protein-packed adventure! Build new proteins, predict complex structures, and unleash your inner scientist in the world of Minecraft. It’s like winning a Nobel Prize every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and start crafting some virtual proteins like a boss!

Whip It Good Minecraft Server

behavioral issues, child development, controversy, corporal punishment, Country, cultural norms, discipline, education, Flag, Good, Minecraft, parents, Permitted, physical punishment, Primary school, Rural, school policy, Server, Slapping, Students, Supported, Teacher, WHIP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1828
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	127	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Are you tired of living in a world where corporal punishment is frowned upon? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, not only is it permitted, it’s encouraged! Join our wacky community where teachers slap students left and right, all with the full support of their parents. It’s a wild, wild world out here, so come on in and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knew getting smacked around could be so much fun?