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CraftyHomoShips Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this question? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera meets a fantasy world meets a comedy show. Join us and witness the craziest love triangles, quadrangles, and even pentagons unfold before your very eyes. Who needs mobs and mining when you can have drama and romance? Join now and see why our server is the talk of the block!

Crafty D2G – Minecraft Server

bug tracker, Crafty, d2g, Datdota, Dota 2, Dotabuff, esports, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, Minecraft, News, News & Streams, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, Protracker, Roster shuffles, Server, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Runes Activated:	6	Mines Excavated:	2161
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a Roster shuffle in Esports? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes patch updates in Dota 2 look like child’s play.

Join us for insane adventures and crazy battles that will make you question reality. Our lore is so deep, it’ll make you feel like you’re living in a fantasy world. And for all you League players out there, we’ve got a special surprise waiting just for you.

But that’s not all! Our bug tracker is so full of glitches, it’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode. And our statistics will blow your mind – you’ll be checking your personal game data on Steam more than you check your social media.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

The New CL Format Is Terrible Minecraft SMP

classifieds, customer experience, difficult to use, disappointing changes, Feedback, format, frustrating, functionality problems, improvements needed, Minecraft, mobile compatibility, navigation issues, negative reviews, online marketplace, outdated design, redesign, search function, smp, Terrible, the new CL format, user complaints, user interface, user-friendly

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6292
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with dancing llamas, and building a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

BoyfriendBunkBedBattles Minecraft Server

bedroom etiquette, BoyfriendBunkBedBattles, communication problems, compromise, love and relationships, Minecraft, personal space, relationship issues, separate bedrooms, Server, sleep disturbances, sleep quality, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping separately, Snoring, snoring and relationships, snoring conflicts, snoring issues, snoring partner, snoring problems, snoring remedies, snoring solutions

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	654964
Animals Bred:	33	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of dealing with a snoring partner who sounds like a chainsaw in your ear every night? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your noisy woes! Join us and build a virtual fortress where you can finally get a good night’s sleep without any interruptions.

Our server is so peaceful and quiet, you’ll forget all about your snoring partner back in the real world. Plus, we have special anti-snoring potions that will make sure no one disturbs your beauty sleep ever again. And if your partner dares to disturb you in the game, we have a special jail cell just for them!

So why suffer through sleepless nights when you can join our Minecraft server and sleep soundly in your own virtual paradise? Say goodbye to snoring and hello to sweet dreams on our server!

FashionistaFundsFiasco

#budgets, #Drop out, accessories, AITAH, apps, bills, clothes, credit card, dresses, FashionistaFundsFiasco, fun money, house poor, iPhone, not paying, online college degree program, purses, sacrifice, SAVING, second hand items., stay at home mom, tight finances, Tools, uber driver, wife’s tuition

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your financial decisions? Look no further! Join our server where we encourage players to sacrifice their brand new iPhones and designer purses to pay for in-game tuition fees!

Forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be budgeting and saving up for that virtual education you never knew you needed. Who needs a fancy house in Minecraft when you can have a degree in underwater basket weaving instead?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to balance your virtual bank account while your virtual wife drives Uber to pay for her online classes. It’s a wild ride full of financial responsibility and questionable spending habits – just like real life, but in blocky pixel form!

DIY Minecraft Mayhem

achievement, defiance, determination, diy, empowerment, f*** it, Greatest, History, I’ll do it myself, INDEPENDENCE, Individualism, initiative, innovation, inspiration, leadership, MAYHEM, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, Rebellion, self reliance, success, trailblazer

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of waiting for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground lair where the admins plot their next crazy event. Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the greatest “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history? See you in-game, adventurer!

KurskCraft: Russian Secrets Unleashed

advance planning, classified documents, Cold War tensions, government secrets, historical revelations, intelligence reports, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military history, military intelligence, naval operations, political intrigue, russia, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, secret documents, Secrets, security breach, seized papers, strategic planning, submarine disaster, submarine warfare, Unleashed

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	222551	Potions Brewed:	24
Meteorites Collected:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

so, like, u know how russia is all secretive and stuff? well, turns out they totally knew about the kursk thing before it even happened! like, they had papers and everything, man.

anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, u should totally join our minecraft server. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena.

plus, our admin once tamed a wild ender dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. it was epic, dude.

so come join us and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

GeneCraft: Fussy Eater’s Paradise

adolescence, childhood eating habits, early adolescence, Eaters, eating habits, Food fussiness, fussy, fussy eating, GeneCraft, Genes, Genetic differences, genetic influence, genetic predisposition, genetics, Hereditary, influence, nature vs nurture, Paradise, picky eater, Population, stable trait, Toddler, toddlerhood, variation

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat blocks for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our genes make us the ultimate fussy eaters, but in a good way! we only eat the rarest, most exclusive blocks in the game because our genetic differences make us crave them like crazy.

at 16 months old, we were already chowing down on blocks like there was no tomorrow. by the time we hit three, we were unstoppable – 74% of our diet was made up of the most delicious blocks you could imagine. and by 13, we were basically block-eating machines, devouring everything in sight.

so if you want to join a server where fussy eating is not only accepted but encouraged, come join us! we promise you won’t find a more genetically diverse group of block eaters anywhere else. come hungry, leave satisfied – that’s our motto!

Passport Bro’s Minecraft Server

$109, 150, Accuracy, Analysis, autists, Bro, bros, calculation, cost, estimation, Expenses, fat hog gf, Financial, Math, Minecraft, Numbers, nut, passport, reddit, relationship, Server, States, undershot

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	303	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Astral Projections Made:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on a fat hog girlfriend in the states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers the perfect solution! Join us and save up to $150 per nut by building your dream hog gf out of blocks instead! Our server is filled with epic builds and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just lose a nut yourself! So come on down and join the fun – your wallet (and your nuts) will thank you!

Pi Cycle Top Indicator Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, btc, cryptocurrency, Cycle, digital assets, Financial Planning, INDICATOR, Investment, investment decision, market analysis, market forecasting, market indicator, market timing, market trends, Minecraft, Pi Cycle Top Indicator, profit-taking, risk management, sell BTC, sell signal, smp, Technical Analysis, Top, Trading, trading strategy

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Emeralds Found:	1758	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Crops Grown:	5178	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and secret underground dance clubs with villagers who can break it down like nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a mythical diamond sword that shoots fireballs. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself trading all your BTC for virtual diamonds in no time!

RentalCraft Minecraft Server

Bank, BETRAYAL, car lease, city center, Communication, Deception, Divorce, finances, Friends, lying.., Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, ownership, real estate, relationship, rental apartment, RentalCraft, roommate, Server, Trust, University, Valuation

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, far away from exes and crazy ex-girlfriends.

Need a break from dealing with rental agreements and divorce drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a 2-bedroom apartment in the city center when you can have a virtual mansion made of diamonds and emeralds?

Forget about paying for valuations and splitting assets, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe and slaying dragons. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy – unless you count the epic battles between players for control of the virtual realm.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be splitting is the loot from a raid on a zombie dungeon. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and endless possibilities? See you in the game!