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Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
New Chunks Explored:	456409	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Love Letters Sent:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magic Items Found:	1371
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Falling into the Void:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7041
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Tattoo Drama Craft

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3611
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3231
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3212
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Enchantments Applied:	296	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5808
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6808
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/lasagne-ingredients/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8317
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Items Found:	1000	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5123

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

HangryCraft

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5282
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	305	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3039
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!