Smart Cookies SMP is set in the world of Salvaris where you can create your own story and grow into a global superpower. Here are some key features of our server:
| Features |
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| Dynmap: live map of the world fully generated |
| Space: world is pregenned to 40k x 40k |
| Enhanced Terrain with different biomes |
| Completely vanilla SMP with server-side mods |
| Reliable world with permanent status |
| Community-driven experience |
If you’re interested in joining, please visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/YZ2aAxbZyM
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are there any technical mods required to play on the server? | No, our SMP is completely vanilla but we use server-side mods to enhance the experience. |
| How big is the pregenerated world? | The world is pregenerated to 40k x 40k with plenty of space for building. |
| Can I create my own nation within the server? | Yes, you can foster your own nation within the 9 lands or continents of Salvaris. |
| Is there a live map of the world available? | Yes, we have a Dynmap that shows the world fully generated in real-time. |
| How long has the server been running? | We have had the SMP going for the past 5 years with various worlds, but the current world is now permanent. |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who can help you find the rarest items in the game. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a hidden dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and gold!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Rio Ferdinand approves, so you know it’s gotta be good!
Imagine finding a rose on your car windshield, with no idea who left it there. But fear not, for our server is equipped with Tesla sentry mode to catch any suspicious activity! And who needs a business trip to Boston when you have a canceled flight due to a headache? Our players are always willing to make sacrifices for each other, even if it means losing out on $500.
Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you’re asking for compensation for a canceled trip. But remember, on our server, anything can happen – even threatening to break up over a disagreement about money.
So come on down and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and let the chaos ensue!
But beware, drama may ensue as family members compete for attention and block each other in the chat. Will you be the hero who stands up for what’s right, or will you be the one causing all the chaos? Join now and find out! #MinecraftDrama #FamilyFeuds #EpicQuests
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players with the most attractive physical features you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’re talking about players with diamond-encrusted armor, wings made of enchanted feathers, and eyes that shoot lasers (okay, maybe not the last one, but you get the idea).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beauty Pageant, where players compete to see who has the most stunning pixelated looks. Will you be crowned the most attractive player in all of Minecraft? Only one way to find out!
So why settle for a plain old Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience a world of beauty and excitement like never before? Join now and prepare to be dazzled!
you know how time travelers can like, go back in time and stuff? well, on this server, they can only regress the world around them, not their own minds. so like, they’d be stuck in this never-ending loop of familiar events, becoming ancient beings and stuff.
but don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. on this server, you can build the most insane creations, battle epic mobs, and even team up with other players to take on crazy challenges.
so come join us on this mind-bending minecraft server and see if you can break the time loop and become the ultimate builder of all time. or something like that. just trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
we have this crazy story about how the server was built on top of an ancient burial ground, and now the spirits of the dead haunt the players. but don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game? you have to solve a series of riddles to get in, but it’s totally worth it.
so yeah, if you’re looking for a server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, come join us! just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the haunted mobs.
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| Proximity-based voice chat mod | |
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| Webmap | https://map.xmcnet.work |
| Various vanilla+ additions |
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| Bedrock client support | link your accounts |
| Experimental Features Enabled | Early access to the Crafter and Trial Chambers! |
We look forward to welcoming you into our community. Reach out to our staff on Discord for any questions.
**FAQ Questions & Answers:**
1. **Can I use mods on the server?**
- Yes, you can use mods that do not give an unfair advantage over other players. Mini-maps and utilities are allowed, but cheating mods are not permitted.
2. **Is there a voice chat feature on the server?**
- Yes, there is a proximity-based voice chat mod available on the server. It is optional to use.
3. **What are the server rules regarding griefing and stealing?**
- Griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited on the server. Any unauthorized actions will be detected by staff members through detailed logs.
4. **How can I apply to join the server?**
- You can apply by joining the Discord server linked in the overview section. Go to the #Landing channel and click "Apply". An admin will review your application.
5. **Is there support for Bedrock clients on the server?**
- Yes, there is support for Bedrock clients. You can link your accounts for Bedrock client support.
6. **What are the server specs and performance like?**
- The server runs on a Ryzen 9 5950x processor with 10 GB of RAM. It is located in New Jersey.
7. **Are there any experimental features enabled on the server?**
- Yes, there are experimental features enabled on the server, including early access to the Crafter and Trial Chambers.
8. **Is there a webmap available to preview the server's world?**
- Yes, you can preview the server's world using the webmap provided at https://map.xmcnet.work.
1. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the craziness here.
2. Our community is like a bag of holding, full of circles, clubs, and friends who will have your back no matter what. Need someone to help you fight off a horde of zombies? We got you covered.
3. The events on our server are so insane, you’ll be solving mysteries with the RABBIT SQUAD and searching for missing shrimp. Who knew shrimp could be so elusive?
4. Our content is off the charts, with Grand Assault missions like ShiroKuro where you’ll be facing torment with heavy armor. It’s like a battle royale, but with a twist!
5. And let’s not forget about the 3.5th Anniversary Livestream coming up. Rumor has it, there will be cake. And not just any cake, but cake that gives you superpowers in-game.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong pickaxe, because things are about to get wild!
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Want to show off your gains? Well, our server has a special “Flex Zone” where you can strut your stuff and impress all the other players. Who knows, you might even attract some virtual admirers!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every night in the depths of our server. Dance the night away with creepers and zombies as your funky dance partners. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a stack of glowstone for the ultimate party experience.
And if you’re feeling brave, why not take on the legendary “Chicken Challenge”? Legend has it that the bravest players who can out-cluck a horde of angry chickens will be rewarded with a diamond chicken statue that will make all your friends green with envy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!