Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Testicle Armor, rumored to be crafted from the finest diamonds in all of Minecraft. With this armor, your testicles will be safe from any creepers, zombies, or even rogue players trying to take them for themselves.
But that’s not all! Our server also features a Testicle Olympics event, where players compete in challenges like the Nutcracker Obstacle Course and the Sack Race for fabulous prizes and bragging rights.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and keep your testicles safe and sound while having a ball of a time!
On our server, having a huge cock means you’ll be the talk of the town (or in this case, the virtual world). No need to worry about getting hit on by every woman – they’ll be too busy marveling at your impressive size to even think about flirting with you.
But beware, once word gets out about your colossal cock, you may find yourself fending off hordes of eager players who just can’t resist your massive manhood. Will you be able to find true love in a world obsessed with your impressive endowment? Only time will tell.
So come join us on our server and show off your giant cock in all its glory. Who knows, you may even find that special someone who loves you for more than just your enormous appendage.
Join us and discover the secret to unlimited “cooming” in Minecraft – some say it’s all thanks to the magical vibrations of the prostate while mining for diamonds! But shh, that’s our little server secret.
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary “Coombuster” sword, rumored to have the power to make your enemies “coom” in fear. Or team up with fellow players to build a giant statue of a giant cooming creeper – because why not?
So come on over and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so… stimulating?
Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.
But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!
Join us on our server where every block is made of rainbow-colored cheese and the mobs are all dressed in tutus. Want to ride a flying pig? Done. Want to battle a giant chicken boss? We got you covered.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dicklet Thread, a magical realm where players can shrink down to the size of a pea and explore a world of giant talking mushrooms and dancing llamas.
So why wait? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the evil pickle monsters…they’re a real dill!
Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly finding yourself in a steamy hot tub with a group of friendly creepers. Or building a castle only to have it turn into a giant bouncy castle filled with lava.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bay, where players can embark on quests to find the elusive Golden Booty. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So come on and join us for a world of crazy antics, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected surprises. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
| Server IP | MC.LVRPG.NET |
|---|---|
| Java Version | 1.21.1 |
A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience The Longbirch Vanguard is a Minecraft server that offers a mix of classic Minecraft gameplay with RPG elements. Players have the freedom to explore, build, and participate in quests and dungeons with friends. The server features a class system, races, quests, dungeons, pets, deity system, and regular updates.
Story: The Kingdom of Longbirch has survived a great war and is now facing new threats. Players are called to uncover mysteries, protect the land, and face challenges together with other nations in Longbirch.
| Dynamic Map | Dynamic Map |
|---|---|
| Wiki | Wiki |
| Discord | Discord |
| Trailer | Trailer |
A: You can join the server using the IP address MC.LVRPG.NET in your Minecraft client.
A: There are 12 classes to choose from on the server, each with unique abilities and playstyles.
A: You can play solo or team up with other players to explore dungeons and complete quests.
A: Yes, the server receives frequent updates with new features, quests, and dungeons.
A: Yes, the server has an ongoing story involving the Kingdom of Longbirch, new threats, and mysteries to uncover.
A: The server features an ever-expanding selection of pets that players can acquire and use in their adventures.
A: You can report bugs or issues on the server on the Discord channel or through the server’s website.
Imagine a world where every block you break plays a sick beat, where the mobs dance to the rhythm of your pickaxe. Join us on this server and experience the ultimate crossover of Minecraft and Hololive madness.
We’ve got streams, we’ve got collabs, we’ve got karaoke nights that will make your ears bleed in the best way possible. And don’t even get me started on the merch – you can rock a Nerissa Ravencroft pendant while mining diamonds like a boss.
So, what are you waiting for? Dive into this server and experience a level of insanity that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. Let’s get this party started, baby!
On our server, you won’t have to worry about being the only one doing all the work while everyone else sits back and relaxes. Our community is all about teamwork and supporting each other, just like a well-oiled machine (but with more explosions).
Forget about boring conversations with your in-game spouse who doesn’t even care about your virtual baby. Here, you’ll find friends who will have your back no matter what, even if it means fighting off a horde of zombies while holding a baby llama in one hand.
So, say goodbye to the drama llama and hello to a new adventure on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find a new in-game husband who will actually help you clean up those pixelated dishes without complaining. Join us now and let the fun begin!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We promise that you won’t have to deal with any “auntie drama” or “sibling rivalry” here – just pure, unadulterated fun!
Plus, we have exclusive events like “Girls Trip” where you can team up with your fellow players and embark on epic quests to celebrate birthdays in style. Who needs Disney when you have our server to make all your dreams come true?
So come on over and join us for a laugh-out-loud good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
On our server, we have a strict “no thinking allowed” policy. Just follow orders from our virtual overlords and you’ll be rewarded with endless resources and shiny diamonds. Who needs free will when you can have a perfectly structured society where you’re just a cog in the machine?
Join us and become a mindless drone in our virtual world. Don’t worry about individuality or creativity, just do as you’re told and reap the rewards of being a loyal worker. Who needs a nation of thinkers when you can have a nation of mindless workers on our server?
| Server Information |
|---|
| 1.21.4 Fabric |
| Server located in Eastern US (Virginia) |
| Hard Difficulty |
| Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, Phantoms Disabled |
| Single-Player Sleep |
| Mostly vanilla with some quality of life mods |
| Live Map (Pl3xmap) |
| Optional Simple Voice Chat mod available |
| Diamond based player-run shop economy |
| Additional Details |
|---|
| Shops: Minimal rules, friendly competition |
| Events and Challenges: Unique rewards, community activities |
| Custom Models: Resource pack with custom items and hats |
| Community Based Server: Play together or solo, international player base |
Q: When did Season 3 start?
A: Season 3 started on June 10 2023.
Q: Can I join the server after the start date?
A: Yes, you can join at any time as players can go at their own pace regardless of when they join.
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Join our Discord and follow the whitelist application process outlined in the #whitelist-application channel.
Q: Are there any age restrictions to join?
A: Generally, players must be 18+ to apply, but there are exceptions.
Q: What are some of the server rules?
A: Rules are outlined in the Discord server, and players are asked to keep things friendly and avoid toxic behavior.
Q: Is there a custom resource pack required?
A: There is a lightweight resource pack with custom models, but it is not required to download to join the server.
And guess what? This post right here is like a unicorn, never seen before on this server! You’ll be part of something so rare, it’s practically legendary. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace your inner selfishness in the most epic way possible!
Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when your boyfriend has a low-blood-sugar episode and starts doing the cha-cha in the kitchen. But don’t worry, we promise our server won’t leave you disoriented and confused like he does!
Explore our world and meet new friends, just like how your boyfriend stumbled into your puppy and ended up in a hilarious slapstick comedy routine. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness a rare sighting of a player trying to adjust the ratio of insulin to carbs in real-time – talk about immersive gameplay!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of trying to wake up your character after a night of low blood sugar, all while dodging accusations of being a b*tch for not being his in-game nurse. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like your relationship with your diabetic boyfriend.
And remember, our server is so epic that even your boyfriend claims he handles his diabetes better than “95% of diabetics” – now that’s a statistic you can’t argue with! So come on in and let the fun begin, because on our server, the only thing sweeter than the loot is the sugar high.