malcolm merlyn Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Minecraft & Genshin Impact Mashup Madness

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magic Items Found:	3841	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join now for insane adventures, ridiculous quests, and outrageous builds that will blow your blocky mind!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a pixelated paradise where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. They battled zombie chickens, rode llama dragons, and even tamed a giant Enderman as their loyal pet.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dimension, where the blocks are made of pure diamond and the rivers flow with liquid gold. Rumor has it that deep within the Diamond Dimension lies a secret treasure guarded by a dragon made of obsidian. Will you be the one to uncover its riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the epic madness for yourself! Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave.

Blocky Booty Adventures: Where Even Creepers Get Lucky

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2886
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Divine Spears Created:	27
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Secret Passages Found:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from your real-life woes and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploration, creativity, and building like you’ve never seen before. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those awkward encounters with married men – unless, of course, you want to recreate them in pixelated form!

With our endless possibilities for fun and laughter, you’ll never feel ruined again. So come on in and let your imagination run wild – just leave the real-life drama at the door!

Steve’s Love Triangle

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Votes:	9586
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you ready to dive into a world of absolute madness and chaos? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join now for a chance to embark on epic quests, battle zombie llamas and creeper unicorns, and build your very own diamond-encrusted castle!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary pixelated ninja warriors who will teach you their secret techniques and help you become the ultimate Minecraft master. And did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant flying pig who shoots rainbow lasers from its eyes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KekCraft: Maximum LOLs in Minecraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Are you tired of playing with boring players who don’t know how to have a good time? Well, look no further because on this server, we only accept the dankest of memers and the most hardcore gamers around.

Join us if you’re ready to stop talking shit and start dominating the virtual world like never before. We don’t mess around here – if you’re not getting codes, then you better believe shit is about to change for you.

Our server is not for the faint of heart. We’re all about maximum kek and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Say goodbye to boring gameplay and hello to insane adventures that will have you coming back for more.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of something truly legendary. But remember, if you’re not with us, then you’re against us. And trust me, you don’t want to be on the wrong side of the armies of darkness that are amassing in the figurative fucking West.

Crafty McCraftFace

American cuisine, American invention, Chicago deep-dish pizza, Crafty, culinary influence, culinary innovation, cultural appropriation, curry, food history, food origins, ground beef, Italian Cuisine, McCraftface, mozzarella cheese, New York style pizza, Pepperoni, pizza, pizza varieties, pomegranate juice, Shitalian, tomato sauce, traditional dishes

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4316
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	274
Towns Built:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we celebrate the true origins of pizza! Did you know that pizza, along with most other shItalian dishes, is actually an American invention? That’s right, forget about Italy, America is where it’s at!

Join our server and experience the GLORY of American-style pizza. We have all the classics, from New York thin crust to Chicago deep-dish. And guess what? Americans invented 10 out of 11 pizza varieties, so you know you’re in for a TREAT.

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that shItalians didn’t even know how to make tomato sauce until Americans showed them? That’s right, their so-called “pizza” is just lumpy dough with cheese and pomegranate juice baked into it. Yuck!

So come on down to our server and enjoy a delicious mozzarella pizza with tomato sauce, ground beef, and pepperoni. And don’t forget to thank America for EVERYTHING. After all, shItalians “invented” pizza the same way pajeets “invented” curry. It’s all just a big joke, really.

Join us now for a WILD ride through the world of American pizza. Who needs Italy when you have us? See you on the server, pizza lovers!

BouncyBoobsCraft: Where the Fun Bounces Right at You!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	9430	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your breasts bounce with excitement? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even the pixels are bouncing!

Join us for a wild ride filled with breast-bouncing adventures, where you can build your own castle made entirely of boobs (just kidding, that would be weird).

But seriously, our server is so lit that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate breast-bouncing fun!

Crafty Kike Kingdom

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	667
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Love Letters Sent:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mines Excavated:	2511	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Crops Grown:	4503	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total badass?

Join our server and experience the thrill of leveling entire cities in a matter of minutes!

Forget about being humiliated, on our server you’ll be the one doing the humiliating! Watch as 44 Mossad agents get destroyed and 2 military airbases blown to bits!

And the best part? You’ll have the satisfaction of knowing that even after almost a week, your enemies are still too scared to do anything other than kvetch on social media!

Join now and witness the power of the Big Iranian Cock (BIC)!

Don’t be a cuck like the Kikes, join our server and show them how it’s done!

And guess what? Our server is so epic that even Netanyahu cancelled a retaliatory strike against Iran after talking to Biden! That’s right, you’ll be part of a server so intense that even world leaders are getting involved!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner warrior!

Forever Alone Craft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4318
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3342
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	174	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Divine Spears Created:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your chances of finding love? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to lonely nights spent mining for diamonds.

On our server, you can build a castle fit for a queen (or king) and ride into battle on a unicorn with diamond armor. Who needs a wife when you have a loyal ender dragon by your side?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken that lays golden eggs. Rumor has it, if you find this majestic creature, all your wildest dreams will come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and craft your way to a happily ever after. Who needs a wife when you have a world full of adventure and pixelated wonders?

Pixelated Portal Pals: Enter the Isekai Adventure!

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4758
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Crops Grown:	7186	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Emeralds Found:	4440
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Are you tired of boring, mediocre isekai worlds with lackluster lore? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server offers the most EPIC and IMMERSIVE worldbuilding and lore you’ve ever seen!

Join us on this server and embark on a journey filled with INSANE adventures and UNBELIEVABLE quests. Explore our meticulously crafted world that is bursting with CREATIVITY and IMAGINATION unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

Forget about those other isekai servers that claim to be the best. Our server is the real deal, offering TOP-NOTCH worldbuilding and lore that will leave you speechless. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to be blown away by the sheer AWESOMENESS of our Minecraft server!

Crafting Chaos: Israel Edition

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Enchantments Applied:	109
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	48
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	227
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun!

Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from any potential wars between countries. Who needs to worry about real-life conflicts when you can create your own peaceful paradise in Minecraft?

Plus, with our global pandemic-safe server, you can socialize and make new friends without any risk of getting sick. It’s the perfect way to stay connected while staying safe!

So come on, join us and leave all the real-world drama behind. Let’s build, explore, and have a great time together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!