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Minecraft SMP: Malcolm in the Middle

BROKE, comedy, Coming of Age, Dysfunctional family, family dynamics, financial hardship, financial struggles, GENIUS, intelligence, Malcolm, Malcolm in the Middle, middle, middle class, Minecraft, parenting challenges, quirky personalities, sibling rivalry, Sitcom, smp, Struggling, tv show, unique characters, witty humor, young genius

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1964
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are all geniuses in their own unique ways, yet somehow they always end up broke. But fear not, because this is where the real fun begins!

Join us if you want to witness a group of brilliant minds come together to create the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our players are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. One time, they all decided to have a dance party on top of a volcano, and let’s just say things got a little heated (literally).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and be a part of the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

What is the IP for Johnny Minecraft Minecraft Server?

aphmau, Cash, Cash and Nico, cash vs nico, christmas family, Goodbye, Having A SANTA FAMILY In Minecraft!, here’s johnny, I DIED AS A PET In Minecraft!, Johnny, johnny minecraft, last to sleep, maizen, Minecraft, minecraft family, minecraft johnny, minecraft mod, minecraft mods, Nico, Nico and Cash, no bad words, no cussing, Playing Minecraft as a HELPFUL Johnny Plush!, scary minecraft, Server, skit, Turning my FRIENDS into PLUSHIES in Minecraft!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5779
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Chimeras Created:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Johnny Minecraft is a popular Minecraft content creator known for his entertaining Let’s Play videos and tutorials. With a passion for gaming and a love for creativity, Johnny has amassed a dedicated following of fans who enjoy watching his adventures in the virtual world. His engaging personality and expert gameplay have made him a standout figure in the Minecraft community.

Medieval Realms

Armour, Brewery, catapults, Custom Plugins, custom weapons, Discord, Dynmap, Europe, Medieval, OFFLINE, ONLINE, PvP, Realms, rp, Semi Vanilla, siege weapons, Staff, Support, tutorials

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7714
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Runes Activated:	5

Medieval Realms – Minecraft Server

Server Overview
Medieval Realms is an authentic medieval war server starting in the 1066, with custom arms and armour relatively accurate to the period. The gameplay revolves around PvP and warfare, catering to players who seek dominance in Europe or a peaceful life in a castle.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Questions	Answers
What version is the server running?	Version: 1.20.6
What are some key plugins on the server?	– Cannons (siege weapons)– Brewery (RP purposes)– Dynmap (3D map view)
What are the basic rules of the server?	Don’t hack Don’t abuse bugs Don’t try to offline grief Respect the staff Be respectful to others
What is the server IP and Dynmap link?	Server IP: 51.89.142.221:26224Dynmap: http://51.89.142.221:8739/
Is there a Discord server for Medieval Realms?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/crbwEHcFe9

Enchanted Femme Fatales 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. stereotypes, 11. societal expectations, 12. gender roles, 13. acceptance, 14. diversity, 15. non-binary, 16. LGBTQ community, 17. love is love, 18. gender expression, 19. authenticity, 2. straight, 20. inclusivity., 3. pretend, 4. touch, 5. dudes, 6. look like women, 7. LGBTQ+, 8. gender identity, 9. sexuality, Enchanted, Fatales, femme, Women

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! I’m telling you, it’s a total riot!

I mean, the players on here are so hilarious, they’ll have you rolling on the floor laughing in no time.

And get this, the women on here pretend they’re straight, but let me tell you, they wouldn’t even touch one of these dudes because they don’t look like women. It’s like a total mind trip, man.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in the Minecraft universe, this server is where it’s at. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

“NotSoHotButStillCool” Minecraft SMP

avoidance, Body language, Confidence, disinterest, indifference, lack of attention, lack of attraction, lack of compliments, lack of engagement., lack of eye contact, lack of flirting, lack of interest, lack of physical contact, Minecraft, nonverbal cues, not attractive, NotSoHotButStillCool, self esteem, self-perception, smp, social cues, subtle signs, unresponsiveness

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	319
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	155
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Potions Brewed:	126
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

OMG GUYS, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s like, totally lit and full of crazy shenanigans, then you HAVE to join this server! Like, seriously, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. And if you join us, you can help us defeat them and become the ultimate llama slayer!

Plus, we have a whole town dedicated to building giant statues of our favorite YouTubers, like PewDiePie and Dream. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you get turned into a llama by the llama society, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? LOLZ!

ForestFireFiascoMC

altadena, Building Fires, ça.., California, community responsibility, Community safety, environmental issues, fire ecology, fire prevention, fire risk, forest clearing, forest conservation, forest health, forest maintenance, forest management, forest protection, ForestFireFiascoMC, house fires, urban interface, wildfire mitigation, wildfire prevention, Wildfires

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1968
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1055

Are you tired of people blaming you for forest fires when you don’t even have a forest to begin with? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where trees don’t spontaneously combust and destroy your hard work! No more accusations of arson or poor forest management – just pure, unadulterated building fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical fireproof shield, so you can build to your heart’s content without fear of your creations going up in flames. Say goodbye to the forest fire blame game and hello to a stress-free building paradise!

CircassianCraft: Genocide Edition

Caucasus region, Circassian people, CircassianCraft, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, Edition, Genocide, historical apology, historical atrocities, historical justice, historical memory, historical trauma, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, international relations, minority rights, political statement, recognition, reconciliation efforts, Russian Empire, Ukrainian parliament, War Crimes

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

yo, u gotta join dis server yo, cuz like, we got unicorns flyin around and rainbow sheep dat poop out diamonds. like, u won’t believe it but we got a secret underground base where u can find a portal to a parallel universe where u can ride on dragons and fight zombie ninjas.

also, like, the Ukrainian Parliament came and recognized the genocide of the Circassian people committed by the Russian Empire, so u know we legit and care about important stuff. plus, we got a rollercoaster made entirely out of cake and a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. #unicornsanddiamondsforever

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Above Average, Characters, FANTASY, Good, joking, love, Lowkey, MysticCraft, Nonsensical, nothing going, people, Personality, plebs, Realms, redditors, retarded, Starting, Story, think.., Visuals, world-building

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9385
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Yo, bro, forget about those boring ass games, come join our Minecraft server! We got visuals that will blow your mind, like seriously, it’s like you’re on acid but in a good way. And who needs character development when you can just build epic structures and troll your friends? Our world building is so non-existent, it’s like a blank canvas for your wildest creations. And don’t even get me started on the story, it’s so nonsensical, it’ll make you question your own existence. Trust me, only the truly retarded will pass up this opportunity to join our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ConcertTimeOops Minecraft Server

Boundaries, cafe, Communication, Concert, concert etiquette, concert intermission, concert timing, ConcertTimeOops, Disappointment, early meeting, Expectations, friendship, Hangout, Jazz, leaving early, Minecraft, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Plans, Respect, Server, snarky text, social etiquette

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Void Gems Collected:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about getting cheated in a hangout like poor OP did at that jazz show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that concert mishap.

Reasons to join our server: – We have two “showings” of epic Minecraft adventures every day, at 7:30pm and 9:30pm (just kidding, it’s actually one long intermission-filled extravaganza)! – Our band of players will keep you entertained with their virtual tunes and melodies, no need to worry about missing out on the fun. – Leave whenever you want, we won’t send you snarky texts the next morning. In fact, we encourage you to come and go as you please, just like a Minecraft block that can be placed and removed at will.

So don’t be an asshole like OP’s friend, join our server and experience the ultimate hangout where the only thing you’ll feel cheated out of is a boring day!

FiancéCraft: No Name Change Required!

AITA Refusing Fiance Last Name Marriage Relationship Horrible Hiscock Sexual Innuendo Teasing Process Maiden Name Hyphenate Stubborn Real Family Valid Love Happiness Family Compromise, CHANGE, FiancéCraft, required

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the real world and dive into the crazy world of blocky adventures.

Just like this woman who refused to take her fiance’s last name because it sounded like a naughty joke, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of wacky situations you’ll find yourself in while playing here!

Forget about boring family-friendly servers, on our server, we embrace the chaos and encourage you to be your true self, even if that means causing a little drama along the way. Join now and let the craziness begin!

LonelySteveMC SMP

Abandoned, alone, Depressed, emotional isolation, Empty, feeling alone, friendless, ISOLATED, isolated behavior, isolated signs, lack of connection, Loneliness, loneliness symptoms, lonely behavior, lonely indicators, LonelySteveMC, neglected, signs of loneliness, smp, social isolation, solitude, withdrawn

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is the cure for loneliness! You know you’re lonely when you start talking to your pet rock and it starts talking back. But fear not, on this server, we have a secret potion that turns your pet rock into a real-life talking pet! Imagine having a conversation with a rock, bro, it’s wild!

But wait, there’s more! We have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the server that can only be found by those who have mastered the art of dancing like a chicken. Yes, you heard me right, you gotta bust out those chicken dance moves to unlock the treasure. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure, but with chickens.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. They’re like the Illuminati, but cuter and furrier. Join us and help us stop the llama uprising before it’s too late!

So if you’re feeling lonely and in need of some wacky adventures, come join us on this Minecraft SMP server. Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a talking pet rock or a chicken-dancing treasure hunter. It’s gonna be lit, bro!