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CraftySummit Minecraft Server

#announcement, Canada, CraftySummit, Diplomacy, economic policy, economic summit, Economy, global economy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, Server, summit, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, U.S. tariff threats

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Chimeras Created:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62

so, like, trudeau is all like “yo, we gotta talk about these u.s. tariffs, eh?” and everyone is like “oh no, what are we gonna do, eh?” but then trudeau is like “chill, fam, we got this economic summit on friday, it’s gonna be lit, eh?” so now everyone is like “heck yeah, let’s go to this summit and figure out how to deal with these tariffs, eh?” and you should totally join our minecraft server because we’re gonna have a virtual economic summit to discuss all the crazy stuff happening in the world, eh? plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all the maple syrup and poutine, so you know it’s gonna be a wild time, eh? come join us and let’s figure out how to save the world from these crazy tariffs, eh?

Musk’s Govt. Worker Scare

#announcement, billionaire, controversy, Cut, decision, elon musk, employees, entrepreneur, fear, Government, Govt, innovation, leadership, Management, media scrutiny, Musks, publicising, scare, spacex, Technology, tesla, US federal government, worker, workers

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208

Come join our minecraft server where we got ELON MUSK running around scaring all the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WORKERS with his laser eyes and flamethrower! you gotta see it to believe it, folks! PLUS, he’s giving out FREE DIAMONDS to anyone who can survive his wrath for more than 5 minutes. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this CRAZY adventure! Join now before the government shuts us down for good!

Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution

Approves, Breakthrough, FDA, first, health, Hope, innovation, kidney, Medical, Medical Trials, Offering, Organ, organ donation, Pig, Piggy, porky, research, Shortage, solution, surgery, transplant, transplantation, Trials

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like, whoa, this place is lit af. but get this, they got pig kidney transplant trials going on. like, what even is that? but hey, if you ever need a new kidney in the game, you know where to go. join now and be part of the most insane medical experiments in minecraft history. who needs diamonds when you can have a pig kidney, amirite? #minecraftmadness #pigkidneytransplantgang

Sparked

admins, apply, chest locks, Community, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Experience, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, java, Land Claims, learn, Mature, Mods, player head drops, proximity voice chat, smp, sparked

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8388
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About
Experienced team of admins
Active members dedicated to the server
Long-term world with no random resets
Mature hermitcraft style environment for members 18+
No land claims/chest locks for a vanilla experience
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing
Optional mods and data packs available

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server launch?	The server will launch on Friday, February 7th.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord and apply for whitelist at http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the server is for players 18 and older.
What are the rules regarding griefing?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
Are there any mods or data packs on the server?	Yes, there are optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8694
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dimension Hops:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Votes:	2681

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7455
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mines Excavated:	1934
Dragon Eggs Found:	2196	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Farms Harvested:	192
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ores Mined:	7829	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Emeralds Found:	9882
Endless Night Skies:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
New Chunks Explored:	53641	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Volcanoes Explored:	2

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!