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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 6515 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 19 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 265 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
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