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Blocky Bokuben Bonanza

400 times, Absurd, Anime, blocky, Bokuben, bonanza, Character, comedy, fanfiction, glimpse of titty, humor, impossible situation, Manga, meme, Meta, NSFW, Outrageous, Parody, repeat, Ridiculous, satire, TQQ

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Void Gems Collected:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, come join our server where you’ll encounter impossible situations that will make you question reality! Witness glimpses of titties that will leave you speechless – and we promise it will happen at least 400 times!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that it makes TQQ look like a snooze fest. Don’t miss out on the insanity – join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Hex Network

Active Staff, Anti-Cheat System, Community, Discord, Ffa, Friendly staff, Fun, Gaming, Hex Network, hexpvp, India, India-based, LifeSteal, Mayank, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Server, skybattles, Skywars, Wirexx

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1786
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	New Chunks Explored:	880681
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Votes:	6669	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Star Shards Collected:	217	Farms Harvested:	171

Welcome to Hex Network, the awesome Minecraft server owned by Wirexx,Mayank! We’re based in India and have super friendly staff who are always here to help. Our server has really cool game modes like lifesteal and FFA. You can also try out skybattles and more!

We make sure everyone plays fair with our active anti-cheat system. Join us at hexpvp.xyz and hop on our Discord at discord.gg/hexpvp to start playing! See you in the game! IP: hexpvp.xyz | Discord: discord.gg/hexpvp

hexpvp.xyz

StrawLand server Minecraft

1.7.10, divine journey, Divine RPG, Draconic Evolution, HiTech, Minecraft, Mods, quest book, Server, StrawLand, Survival, techno-magical, Thaumcraft, Twilight Forest

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Farms Harvested:	805
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Void Gems Collected:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

StrawLand – survival server 1.7.10. Assembly of Divine Journey with quest book. Develop yourself step by step and explore various techno-magical mods!

SimPvP: Where Creepers are the Real MVP since 2011!

Adults, Bases, BUILD, Community, CREEPERS, Economy, Events, Factions, freedom, Friendly, Fun, hard mode, History, long-lasting, Mature, mvp, player versus player, PvP, real, semi anarchy, Simplicity, SimPvP, Survival, Vanilla, Wiki

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Server Address	simpvp.net
Rules	No hacking, including flymod, xray, or any other mod which confers a significant gameplay advantage. Also, no doxxing.
Description	SimPvP is designed as a vanilla player versus player survival server, where people have complete freedom to do and say anything they want, as long as it is not spamming, cheating, or doxxing. The server is set to hard mode and players rely solely on their own skill at the game.

If you’re curious about SimPvP, feel free to check out our server wiki, which contains information about the server’s long history and many bases. Or just log in and play!

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

No hacking mods are allowed, including flymod, xray, or any other mod which gives a significant gameplay advantage.

2. Are there any in-game rewards or kits?

No, players do not receive any extra help in the form of kits, vote rewards, or commands such as /home. Success depends solely on the player’s skill.

3. What is the core playerbase like?

The core playerbase is mostly adults who are skilled at PvP but prefer to focus on building. The server encourages both PvP and creative endeavors.

Crafty Trails RPG Server

Adventure, Character development, classic, Crafty, emotional, Epic, Exploration, FANTASY, gameplay, Gaming, Immersive, JRPGs, narrative, RPG, Server, Soul, Story-Driven, strategy, Trails, trails games, turn based combat, video games, world-building

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Crops Grown:	9369	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that lack soul and excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a JRPG on steroids! Join us for epic quests, crazy boss battles, and a community that will make you feel like you’re in a real-life video game. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore drops are so rare, they make the Holy Grail look like a common household item. So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Blocky McBlockface: ABSOLUTE FACT Edition

Absolute, ABSOLUTE FACT, barbaric nation, blocky, Conflict Resolution, Edition, ethnic cleansing, fact, Genocide, global condemnation, historical injustice, human rights violation, human suffering, humanitarian crisis, international community, international law, Israel, McBlockface, Middle East conflict, Palestinian rights, peace negotiations, political controversy, united nations, War Crimes, world opinion

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	214	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a utopia for all players to escape the harsh realities of the world. And speaking of harsh realities, did you know that the international community has all agreed that Israel is a barbaric nation committing genocide? Don’t worry, we’re not here to start a political debate, we’re here to have some fun!

Join our server and experience a world where the only genocide happening is against creepers and zombies. Our community is so international that we have players from all corners of the globe coming together to build, explore, and maybe even overthrow oppressive regimes (in the game, of course).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a dragon while wearing a chicken suit? Where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? And where else can you find a group of players who will have your back no matter what, even if you accidentally set their house on fire (again)?

Forget about real-world politics and come join us in our virtual paradise. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to world peace while mining for diamonds. Or maybe you’ll just end up in a never-ending prank war with your fellow players. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Forever and Ever Isles {SMP} Java Edition for the Big Kids Only! Whitelist, Dynmap, and Rainbow Friendly!

apply, big, borders, Builds, Community, Discord, donation, Dynmap, Economy, Edition, Events, Friendly, gameplay, History, Isles, java, Kids, Lore, Map, Projects, RAINBOW, Reset, Server, smp, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8393
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Welcome to Infinity Isles!
We are a fresh 18+, semi-vanilla Java Minecraft server which began on the 25th of March this year. Our community started off small but has since expanded massively, bringing in players from all across the globe into an exciting and close knitted community. We are always looking for new players to join us so if this sounds like the fit for you, be sure to apply!

What makes us stand out?

SEMI VANILLA: Our server is whitelisted and for 18+ players only. We are a primarily vanilla survival server with additions to improve gameplay such as fast leaf decay, dynmap and head drops. We also welcome the use of Litematica.
SERVER LOCATION: We are hosted on the East US coast to ensure good connection and reachability for players all around the world.
PLAYER RUN PROJECTS: As we are a new server, we are actively looking for players to help with developing the server’s appearance! Whether you are a builder or a material gatherer, everyone’s effort is appreciated to help the server grow its collection of beautiful builds!
ADVENTURES: Infinity Isles has its very own history and lore for you to explore! Join to see if you can discover the world’s mystical secrets and hidden gems!
SHOPPING DISTRICT: Infinity Isles has its very own player-run shopping district with light rules to ensure the economy of the server remains stable and fair!
EVENTS: We hold weekly events with prizes in store, such as our weekly fishing contests held on weekends, spleef, build contests and more!
NO PAY-TO-WIN: Donation perks are strictly non-P2W to ensure every player has the fairest playing experience. All proceeds go directly towards improving server performance as the server continues to expand and grow each week. Contributors have access to fun commands such as /sit and /lay and will also be able to access player head database using /hdb. You can browse our donation options at https://infinityisles.tebex.io/.
STAFF: Our team of friendly staff are here to help you if you need a hand!
DISCORD: We have an active community over on Discord regularly chatting in channels and in voice chats!

Our map is still largely unexplored, however we will be expanding the map’s borders by the time the 1.21 update rolls around so you won’t need to worry about your builds being reset.

Join us today! Apply in our discord: https://discord.gg/GEZF7qDXWb

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server only for players aged 18 and above?	Yes, our server is specifically for players aged 18 and above.
Are there any donation perks on the server?	Yes, we have donation perks available but they are strictly non-Pay-To-Win to ensure fair gameplay for all players.
Can players contribute to player-run projects on the server?	Absolutely! We encourage players to contribute to developing the server’s appearance through building and material gathering.
Are there weekly events on the server?	Yes, we hold weekly events such as fishing contests, spleef, build contests, and more with prizes for participants.
Is there a Discord community for the server?	Yes, we have an active Discord community where players can chat in channels and voice chats.

Crafty Jew Crew

anti-Semitic, Bigotry, Conspiracy Theory, controversial, Crafty, CREW, discrimination, harmful beliefs, harmful discourse, harmful ideologies, harmful language, harmful messaging, harmful propaganda, harmful rhetoric, harmful speech, harmful stereotypes, Hate Speech, inappropriate, inflammatory, jew, offensive content, offensive language, prejudice, racism

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8742
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Mines Excavated:	4880	Love Letters Sent:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the creepers is the conspiracy theories! Join us as we uncover the truth behind why all the diamonds in the game are actually controlled by a secret society of Minecraft-playing Jews.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter, like flying pigs and zombie llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them isn’t for more diamonds).

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a house out of enchanted golden apples while riding a unicorn through a rainbow-filled Nether portal? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Illuminati).

Macmillan’s Minecraft Mayhem: Building Blocks of British Banter

AMERICANS, ancient civilizations, banter, blocks, British, British Prime Minister, Britons, building, constantinople, cultural influence, Fifth Rome, global power, greeks, History, imperialism, leadership, macmillan, Macmillans, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, roman empire, Rome, teaching, washington d.c., world history

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Towns Built:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8761	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Come join our server where we reenact the rise and fall of empires!

We have British Prime Minister Macmillan leading the charge, teaching Americans how to be the new Roman Empire. Will they succeed or will they crumble like Constantinople?

Join us as we discover the mystery of the Fifth Rome and see if Washington D.C. can hold up against the might of Moscow. It’s a battle of epic proportions that you won’t want to miss! So grab your pickaxe and join the fun on our server today!

V for Vanilla, where chaos is the only constant! No map resets, just endless fun on 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Authenticity, BOMBERS, border, Chaos, chat moderation, Cheating, Community, CONSTANT, dedicated server, DOXING, Endless, Fairness, finland, freedom, Fun, International, intervention, Map, MINIMAL, PvP, Resets, semi anarchy, Small, Spawn area, Tnt, True vanilla, unprotected, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.20.4

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border At 30M

No Map Resets

Random, unprotected spawn area

No TPA or Sethome

Griefing & Killing Allowed

No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)

Chat isn’t strictly moderated

Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban

Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: No, the server is vanilla only.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Yes, griefing is allowed but please follow the server rules.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building?

A: You are free to build wherever you like, but please be respectful to other players.