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CraftyStopper in Minecraft SMP

alone, avoiding death, be optimistic, beat them., communicating, CraftyStopper, Depressed, Entropy, get a life, like-minded people, Listening, Living, making children, Minecraft, not do shit, Prison, room, sad, shills, smp, Stop using this site

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2784
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	215
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1531	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of being told to “get a life” and be optimistic? Do you want to escape the clutches of sadness and depression? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and find like-minded people who will help you communicate, make children (in-game, of course), and ultimately beat the system! Say goodbye to listening to shills and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join us and start living regardless of the call of death and entropy. Let’s show them who’s boss in the most epic Minecraft SMP ever!

Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

anal desire, anal penetration, anal sex, battle, blocky, desire, Domination, explicit, explicit desire, explicit language, FAGGOT, fetish, gun, homosexual, homosexual desire, Kinky, LGBTQ, Minecraft, PENETRATION, rough sex, Server, sexual fantasy, Submission, taboo

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	180
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Magic Items Found:	2505	Dimension Hops:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some creepers blowing up your creations! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting your virtual block booty handed to you by a group of ruthless skeletons.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were the ultimate Minecraft master. But little did they know, our admin team had a secret weapon – a giant chicken that would randomly spawn and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Needless to say, that player’s ego was thoroughly crushed by a chicken.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you too can experience the thrill of being humiliated by a giant chicken. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the most unexpected places…like a lava pit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /gbvsg/ – Granblue Fantasy Versus General

Djeeta art, dlc, DP frame data debate, EU tournament, F2P rotation, FANTASY, gbvsg, general, granblue, granblue fantasy versus, Match Replays., Minecraft, NA tournament, patch notes, PC lobby, Playstation players, Resources, rooms, Sandalphon, smp, Steam page, Twitter hashtags, Upcoming DLC, Vikala, Website

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8961
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	344
Divine Spears Created:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Ores Mined:	7979
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us before 50% of the Granblue population in Europe mysteriously disappears – coincidence? We think not!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that Vikala herself decided to drop in and cause some mayhem. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming DLC – Sandalphon is ready to shake things up like a blocky earthquake.

Forget about boring old tournaments, we’ve got F2P rotations that will make your diamond armor shake in fear. Plus, our patch notes are so meaty, they make a steak look like a veggie burger.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now before the Ender Dragon decides to take over and turn everything into obsidian. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a PlayStation player, then you might want to stick to the room instead.

Fate/ Stay Night: Heaven’s Feel Minecraft Server

3 a.m., action, Anime, awkward situation, comedy, Decision making, FANTASY, fate, Fate/stay night: Heaven’s Feel, feel, funny, Gaming, heaven’s, humor, japanese, late night, meme, Minecraft, night, Otaku, role playing, romance, senpai, Server, stay, Supernatural, visual novel, Your balls on my hand

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	591
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Runes Activated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5448
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure on our server? Picture this: it’s 3 a.m., and you find yourself in a bizarre scenario where your balls are mysteriously in someone else’s hand. But fear not, because on our server, anything can happen! Join us for a chance to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a ball-handling predicament like never before! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General

alpha calculator, benchmarks, bitnet, Censorship, chatbot arena, deepseek, general, inference engines, japanese, language models, LMG, local ], local models, machine learning, meta fair, Minecraft, ministral, models, plamo, programming, sampler visualizer, smp, text generation, VRAM calculator

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /lmg/! This server is dedicated to discussing and developing local language models, but don’t let that fool you – we’re not your average nerds. Previous threads have been filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for the chance to explore new research, models, and datasets from Meta FAIR, including the infamous BitNet.cpp – the official inference framework for 1-bit LLMs. And let’s not forget about DeepSeek’s Janus-1.3B, which promises multimodal understanding and generation that will blow your mind.

But the real fun begins with Ministral 8B and PLaMo-100B – these models will have you questioning reality and laughing uncontrollably as you navigate through the chaos of our server. And if you’re looking for a challenge, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena and Censorbench – trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life on /lmg/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Crafty Critter Minecraft Server

animal, animalistic behavior, Crafty, critter, dark secrets, enigmatic past, forbidden desires, haunting memories, Hidden Powers, Human nature, identity crisis, inner beast, Minecraft, mysterious past, primal instincts, psychological thriller, Self Discovery, Server, shape shifter, Supernatural powers, surreal experience, transformation, untamed spirit, wild side

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2668
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	218873
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Meteorites Collected:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are in charge and they’ve made me an animal! That’s right, I used to be a regular player like you, but now I’m a cow wandering around the spawn area, mooing my heart out.

But don’t worry, being turned into an animal is just the beginning of the craziness on this server. We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, creepers that explode into confetti instead of destroying your builds, and villagers that trade in rare enchanted items for just a handful of dirt.

Join us for epic quests where you have to rescue the Ender Dragon from a group of rebellious sheep, or participate in our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where the skeletons are the best dancers in town.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, even being turned into an animal. Who knows, you might just find yourself enjoying the new moo-tation!

Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

abstract algebra, algebraic functions, algebraic topology, beautiful abstract mathematical subjects, brain damage, BROKE, Calculus, category, category theory, computer science, formal training, high school teacher, intellectual grasp, low iq, math classes, Minecraft, morphisms, PhD, smp, theorists, top tier mathematicians, topos theory, university classes, WOMAN

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3087
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Sledge’s Sacred Minecraft Server

Academia, academic credentials, academic research, ancient civilizations, Ancient religion, credibility, Dr Justin Sledge, Expert, Historian, Minecraft, religious academia, religious authority, religious beliefs, religious history, religious practices, religious scholar, religious scholarship, Religious Studies, reputable authority, Sacred, scholarly, Server, Sledges, theology

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6507
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Runes Activated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Dr. Justin Sledge, the renowned expert on ancient religion! Join us as we uncover the hidden secrets of Minecraft temples and shrines, with Dr. Sledge leading the way with his extensive knowledge and expertise.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Dr. Sledge once discovered a secret underground temple in Minecraft that was guarded by a pack of wild wolves. Legend has it that whoever can find this temple will be granted unlimited diamonds and emeralds for eternity. Are you up for the challenge?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure with Dr. Sledge as your guide. Who knows what ancient treasures and mysteries await you in the world of Minecraft!

/Fat/ – Expansion & Edit – Drawthread Minecraft SMP

anthropomorphic animals, Archive, artists, Beginners, booru, bump limit, deliveries, drawing improvement, drawthread, edit, Expansion, fat, female, inflation, Loli, Male, Minecraft, Monster Girl, phat flan, progress thread, Requests, Resources, shota, smp, Spam, spooky, weight gain

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1516
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Our server is filled with talented artists who are ready to bring your wildest expansion fantasies to life. From drawing to editing, we’ve got it all. And if you’re a beginner looking to start drawing fatties, we have resources and guides to help you get started on your phat journey.

But remember, on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for loli/shota/underaged characters. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense. So come join us, bump the thread, and let’s make some epic phat art together! Just be sure to delete your bumps and ignore the alogs. And if you see any spam, report it and move on like the expansion pro you are.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP server and let’s get phat together! Just don’t ask for a break or to wait “weeks/months/years” because we’re all about that instant gratification here. See you in the phat dimension!

Pixel Pals – Minecraft server

Amaya Whisper, AmayaWhisperCH, archives, Arial Yuriko, ArialYuriko, Bri At Cookiebox, briatcookiebox, Estella Starfall, EstellaStarfall, Furi Ferntail, FuriFerntail, Kamiko Rinona, KamikoRinona, Kanna Yanagi, KannaYanagi, Lida Oriana, LidaOriana, Minecraft, Mom At Cookiebox, MomAtCookieBox, Nova Aokami, NovaAokami, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, nyanheras, PALS, pastebin, PIXEL, PixelLink, Previous thread, Relia Lace, ReliaLace, Ruru karaoke, Scarlett Flameheart, ScarlettFlameheart, Server, Song playlist, Umi Kyoku, UmiKyoku, valentine, ValentineVT, VReverie Extended, VReX

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6014
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Dimension Hops:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Towns Built:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join the epic adventures of Nova Aokami, Arial Yuriko, Estella Starfall, Furi Ferntail, Kamiko Rinona, Scarlett Flameheart, and more!

Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful stroll through a flower biome. With karaoke nights, epic battles, and more drama than a soap opera in the End dimension, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join now before the Ender Dragon starts a revolution and takes over the server! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this craziness.

Dimeless Aim Minecraft SMP

aim, aiming down, aiming for less, aiming low, Desperation, dimeless, economic challenges, financial difficulties, financial hardship, financial insecurity, financial limitations, financial struggles, financial woes, lack of money, lack of resources, low aim, low standards, low-income, Minecraft, POVERTY, poverty mindset, smp, Struggling

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant potato. True story.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive dance party on top of a giant slime block tower.

Join us if you dare to experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen and nothing is off limits. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!