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Cuck Sucking Minecraft SMP

cuck, cucking, cucksucking, euro bureaucrats, fucking assholes, locking stables, making a buck, Minecraft, motherfucking, smp, sucking, thank you, yuropoors

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6010
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6104	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of those motherfucking euro bureaucrats trying to cuck yuropoors left and right? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from their shenanigans! Join us and let’s stick it to those bureaucrats by building the most epic stables in all of Minecraft. Who needs their rules when you have a badass community of players ready to take on anything? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be discovered. So come join us and show those bureaucrats who’s boss!

GirlfriendGoneWildMC

ANNOYED, bikinis, Boyfriend, control, Cultural differences, Father, Frustration, GirlfriendGoneWildMC, Girlfriends, Lifestyle, Marriage, middle eastern background, perverted, restrictions, revealing clothes, Safety, summer resorts, vacation, well travelled, WIBTA

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cultural clashes and relationship drama are the norm! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through different cultures while building your dream virtual world.

On our server, you’ll encounter players from all walks of life, just like the player who is torn between her boyfriend’s Middle Eastern background and her desire to go on vacation with her friends. Will she defy her boyfriend’s wishes and embark on a wild adventure with her girlfriends? Only time will tell on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have players who debate the merits of wearing revealing clothes and going to summer resorts. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join us if you want to witness all the drama unfold in a virtual world like no other.

So, why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where cultural differences and relationship dilemmas collide in the most hilarious ways possible. Trust us, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else!

LockdownCraft – Minecraft Server

banana bread baking, contact tracing, Covid-19, face masks, hand sanitizer, homeschooling, Lockdown, LockdownCraft, mental health, Minecraft, new normal, online shopping, pandemic, Quarantine, remote work, Server, social distancing, sourdough bread, tiktok dances, toilet paper shortage, travel restrictions, virtual events, Zoom fatigue

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3070
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most absurd place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and witness the legendary battle of the Toilet Paper Wars, where players fight to hoard as much toilet paper as possible to survive in the post-apocalyptic wasteland. Will you be the one to build the ultimate TP fortress and reign supreme?

But that’s not all! Our server also features the infamous Quarantine Olympics, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like social distancing sprints and hand sanitizer relay races. Think you have what it takes to win the gold?

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of hand sanitizer!

NoUglyBlocksAllowed

Appearance, attraction, body type, compatibility, DATING, deal breaker, eye color, facial features, hair color, height, NoUglyBlocksAllowed, Personality, Physical attraction, physical feature, physical imperfections, Preferences, relationships, Shallow, Standards, turn off, weight

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6285	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers!

Join us if you’re sick of servers that don’t have enough cows. Our server is overflowing with cows, like seriously, they’re everywhere. Need some milk? Just look around, you’ll probably step on one.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house on a floating island made entirely of cheese? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality. Just watch out for the cheese-loving dragons that might try to steal your snack-tastic abode.

And if you’re a fan of lava-filled swimming pools and diamond-encrusted pickaxes, then you’ll feel right at home here. Our server is like a Minecraft player’s paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear).

HebrewHavoc Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Defense, extremism, full force attack, HebrewHavoc, hezbollah, international relations, Israelis, Jewish, majority, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Opinion poll, Politics, poll, SECURITY, Server, Support, survey, Tension, Terrorism

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8854
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

So, like, on this server, we got this crazy thing where if you join, you automatically get superpowers and can shoot lasers out of your eyes like a boss. And get this, the whole server is made out of chocolate blocks that you can eat for extra health points. Plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can challenge other players to a dance-off to determine who gets the last piece of cake. And did I mention that we have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can fly? Yeah, it’s pretty wild. So come join us and let’s take down some creepers together!

LamaCraft: No Reincarnation Plans

#spiritual guidance, Buddhism, compassion, Dalai Lama, enlightenment, LamaCraft, meditation, mindfulness, Plans, Reincarnation, spiritual enlightenment, spiritual leader, spiritual practice, Tibetan Buddhism, Tibetan culture, Tibetan exile, Tibetan government in exile, Tibetan spiritual beliefs, Tibetan spiritual leader, Tibetan spiritual practices, Tibetan spiritual teachings, Tibetan tradition, wisdom

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2153
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Animals Bred:	88	Divine Spears Created:	27
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Dalai Lama himself is, like, building a temple to reincarnate in? Yeah, he’s, like, totally not considering reincarnation yet, but he’s, like, preparing just in case, you know? And, like, he’s inviting all players to join and help him build this epic temple because he’s, like, all about that community vibe, man. Plus, he’s promised to give out free karma points to anyone who helps out, so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join, right? Come on, be a part of the Dalai Lama’s Minecraft journey to enlightenment, dude!

BlockyTouch

BlockyTouch, Body, Brain, dead people, localization, nervous system, physical contact, Sensation, sense, sensory awareness, sensory experience, sensory input, sensory integration, sensory perception, sensory processing, skin, somatosensory, spatial perception, tactile sensation, Touch, touch perception

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5704
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	New Chunks Explored:	160256
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

join dis server if u wanna experience minecraft like never before!!! our world is so immersive that u can only feel things with ur body below ur mouth. forget about seeing and hearing, we only care about touch here. u can feel the blocks beneath ur feet, the wind on ur skin, and even the lava burning u alive (but don’t worry, it’s just a game).

we have a special quest where u have to navigate through a maze blindfolded, relying only on ur sense of touch to find ur way out. and if u make it to the end, u get a prize that will blow ur mind (not literally, we don’t want any lawsuits).

so come join us on this crazy adventure where u can truly feel the world of minecraft in a whole new way. trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u have a fear of touching things, then maybe stay away).

DarkMatterCrafters

answer, Astrophysics, cosmology, Dark Matter, DarkMatterCrafters, discovery, ENERGY, galaxies, matter, Mystery, particles, PHYSICS., Quantum Mechanics, research, Science, scientific breakthrough, scientists, Space, theory, unexpected byproduct, Universe

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	217
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	6058	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

so, like, u know how scientists r always tryna figure out dark matter n stuff? well, dis Minecraft server has cracked the code, bro! turns out, dark matter is actually just a bunch of creepers blowin up all over da place! join dis server to help us uncover da truth n save da world from explodin creepers! plus, we got diamond armor for everyone who joins, cuz why not? come on, u know u wanna be a hero and stop da creepers from destroyin everything! #savetheworld #creepersareactuallydarkmatter

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Account.., alt, banner, description, GIF, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Only, OWNER, Personal, Rating, Server, Servers, Storage, Survival, Title, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Buildings Constructed:	36	Wilderness Tamed:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Votes:	8818	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Runes Activated:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Divine Spears Created:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gofb.vanillaboxmc.ru

David’s Farts Cloud Servers – Smells May Persist – Enjoy Different Versions and Laughs!

admin support, Amplified, Banking, cloud, commands, Community, console, Creative, crossplay, Davids, Discord, Enjoy, Event, farts, Gaming, landscape, laughs, market, Merchants, Persist, Protection, rules, SECURITY, Servers, Smells, smp, Survival, tutorial, Vanilla, Versions

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

About Davidscloud

Feature Overview
Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our Minecraft server has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How does player protection work on Davidscloud?	Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players. Pets are also protected in the same fashion.
What quality-of-life features does the server offer?	Features such as a banking system that gives interest for every hour you play, and a Market at the Survival Spawn where players can purchase goods like fish, potions, wood, and more.
Are there multiple worlds on the server?	Yes, there is an Amplified World added in 1.18, with plans for an Event World and a Creative Plot World. The server also allows cross-play between Bedrock and Java versions.
How can players join the server?	Players can join using the Vanilla (Latest Version) IP: mc.davidscloud.net or the Bedrock Crossplay Port: 19132.

For more information and to ask further questions, join our Discord: https://discord.gg/davidscloud

For connection tutorial, visit: https://www.davidscloud.net/threads/vanilla-server-connection-via-console.3223/

CraftyGals Minecraft Server

chapter 50, chapter release, CraftyGals, drama series, familial drama, japanese manga, Manga, manga chapter, manga chapter release, manga cover, manga drama, manga dump, manga family, Manga News, manga release, manga series, manga update, Manga volume, Minecraft, new volume cover, Onna Shounin-san, Server, Shiboritoranaide

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the newest chapter of this wild familial drama where alliances are formed and broken, betrayals run rampant, and drama unfolds like never before.

But wait, there’s more! We have a new volume cover that will blow your mind! It features all your favorite Minecraft characters in epic poses, ready to take on whatever drama comes their way. Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!