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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 4462 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 3183 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips, it’s like a freakin circus up in here.
plus, we got a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army.
so if you wanna join the madness and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever, come on down and let’s get this party started! oh and by the way, we say July 4th because we like to keep things interesting and confuse the heck outta everyone. peace out, homies!