makes a billion – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Capeshit film stars straight white men… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement comes from mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is filled with capeshit film stars who are all straight white men! And guess what? We’ve made a billion diamonds just from their sheer star power! Who would’ve thunk it? Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see why our server is the talk of the block!

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VacayVeto Minecraft Server

Cabin, Childless, Chronic pain, cost sharing, fair division, family vacation, food cost, ganging up, Minecraft, non-drinker, Outsider, overstimulated, own space, pet fee, political views, Relaxation, Server, sharing room, single person, taking care of kids, time with family, vacation decision, VacayVeto

Are you tired of being the only single, childless person in your family? Do you dread family vacations where you have to share a room with your parents and pay the same amount as everyone else, even though you won’t have your own space? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-world family drama!

Join our server and enjoy the luxury of having your own virtual space without any annoying family members barging in. No need to worry about dividing costs for cabins or food – on our server, everything is free! Plus, you won’t have to deal with overstimulating family gatherings or being pressured to take care of kids while everyone else drinks.

Escape to a world where you can relax, unwind, and build to your heart’s content without any judgment or drama. Who needs a family vacation when you can have the ultimate virtual getaway on our server? Join now and leave the real world behind!

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HateBlockersMC

animosity, Backlash, cancel culture, Celebrities, criticism, hate, HateBlockersMC, influencers, internet, judgment, judgmental, misunderstanding, online behavior, online culture, Opinions, Perception, public figures, scrutiny, social media, trends

Are you tired of being told who to hate by social media influencers? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations by building giant statues of those overrated celebrities and influencers! Show the world that you don’t follow the crowd, you make your own path…with pixelated blocks! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a shrine dedicated to your least favorite social media star, you’ll unlock secret powers in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the trolling begin!

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FitCraft: Cancer Slayer

Cancer, cancer patients, cancer research, combination, digestive cancer, Disease, Exercise, FitCraft, good physical fitness, halve the risk, health benefits, Long-term Survival, lower risk, lung cancer, mortality rate, Muscular strength, oncology, Physical fitness, risk of death, slayer, stage 3 cancer, Stage 4 Cancer, strength and fitness

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers that don’t give you any real benefits? Well, look no further, cuz our server is the bomb diggity! Join us and get ready to flex those muscles and get fit, cuz apparently that’s gonna help you survive cancer or something.

We’ve got a special potion that will make you super buff and give you the strength of a thousand creepers. And if you’re fit enough, you’ll be practically invincible! Take that, cancer!

So come on down to our server and start pumping iron while you mine for diamonds. Who knew getting swole could save your life? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to kick cancer’s butt with your muscles!

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Moonbat

Creative, Griefing, host, Ip:, maintenance, Max8abug, Minigames, Moonbat, Moonbat DDNS, No Griefing, player events, progress, Safe, see you there, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, Updates, Version

Moonbat Minecraft
Hey I’m Max8abug, the host of Moonbat Minecraft. Our server has a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and another SMP that allows griefing. There is something for everyone. Both SMP maps won’t reset, so you can trust that your progress will be safe. We actively update and maintain the server and occasionally run player events with survival rewards. We also have recently added minigames such as spleef! Hope to see you there!
IP: “moonbat.ddns.net”
Version 1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the IP “moonbat.ddns.net” in your Minecraft client to join the server.

Q: What game modes are available on the server?

A: We have a creative server, a no-griefing survival SMP, and another SMP that allows griefing.

Q: Will my progress be safe on the SMP maps?

A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so you can trust that your progress will be safe.

Q: Are there player events on the server?

A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards.

Q: What minigames are available on the server?

A: We have recently added minigames such as spleef.

Enchanted Realm 1.20.3

#exciting, 1.20.3, Adventure, Anime, Colorful, cute, Enchanted, FANTASY, fighting evil, friendship, Fun, Heartwarming, inspiring, japanese animation, long-running series, Magical Girl, Magical Girls, Magical powers, Realm, sugoki, teamwork, transformation, wandafuru dayo, Wonderful Precure

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a magical unicorn party on steroids! Imagine building your own castle while riding a rainbow llama, like what even is reality anymore?

And get this, there are secret dungeons filled with treasure and creepy crawlies that will make you question if you’re in a fever dream or just really high on pixie dust.

Plus, the community is like a bunch of deranged pandas on a sugar rush, so you know you’ll never be bored. So come on, join us and let’s dive into this crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers world together!

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DadCraft Drama: Spilling Secrets!

#revelation, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, confronting the truth, DadCraft, difficult conversations, discomfort, Drama, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, friendship, Guilt, high school drama, Honesty, loyalty, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, Secrets, Spilling, Trust, unexpected truth

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of secrets, lies, and scandalous affairs!

Witness the shocking tale of Mike, Jon, and Jon’s dad as they navigate a love triangle that will leave you speechless. From basement rendezvous to hotel hookups, this server has it all.

Join now and experience the guilt, the tears, and the betrayal firsthand. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the drama – join today!

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PanamaCraft Minecraft Server

central america, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, panama, panama canal, PanamaCraft, Politics, power struggle, russia, Russia warns, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, Trump administration, united states, Warning

so, like, u know how russia is all like, “yo trump, don’t even THINK about takin’ the panama canal”? well, on this server, we got a whole buncha canals for u to seize! we got canals made of DIAMONDS, canals filled with LAVA, canals that lead to a secret underwater base where u can find the lost city of ATLANTIS! join our server and show russia who’s boss by seizing all the canals u want! #canalseizure2020 #minecraftmadness

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BlockyBiblicalRights

Appointment, biblical right, BlockyBiblicalRights, Conflict Resolution, controversial statement, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, peace negotiations, Politics, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, trump, UN ambassador, united nations, united states, West Bank

so like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server where u can like, build ur own biblical kingdom in the west bank? yea, u heard me right. u can be like the ambassador of ur own lil kingdom and have epic battles with other players for control of the land. it’s like a real life game of thrones but in minecraft. plus, u get to hang out with trump’s UN ambassador pick, who is totally cool with u claiming ur ‘biblical right’ to the land. so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

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Nano Membrane Madness

Anion transport, chemistry, effects, Electrolyte membranes, hydration, ion transport, madness, materials science, Membrane, Membrane technology, Molecular structure, Morphology, Nano, Nanoparticles, Nanoporous membranes, nanotechnology, physical chemistry, Polymer membranes, Porous materials, self-assembled, surface area, Transport properties, water content

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well do i have the server for u! on this server, we have self-assembled nanoporous membranes that transport anions! ya u heard me right, ANIONS!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a portal opens up and u get transported to a whole new dimension where u have to navigate through nanoporous membranes to find the ultimate treasure! it’s like a crazy maze but with science!

but wait, there’s more! not only do u get to explore the wonders of morphology and hydration, but u also get to battle other players in epic anion transport races! who will be the fastest anion transporter in all the land? join now to find out!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of science). trust me, u won’t regret it!

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Mom’s BBC Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, acceptance, advice, Appearance, BBC, Boundaries, Communication, Cultural differences, family, Honesty, interracial, mom, moms, Open-mindedness, Opinions, personal choices, Quest, relationships, Secrets, Self-expression, sharing, social norms, taboo

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s lit AF! We got creepers blowing up left and right, like fireworks on the Fourth of July. And the best part? We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with skeletons and zombies. It’s like a rave, but with more brains (literally). Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your mom into a Minecraft pro with just a flick of his wand. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

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