make my gf groan Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

6 inches, 6.5 inches, blocky, bunch, enough, feelsgoodman, make my gf groan, Minecraft, not big, not small, Server, tremble

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Towns Built:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of playing on servers with puny builds and tiny block sizes? Well, look no further because our server is packing a whopping 6.5 inches of blocky goodness! Not too big, not too small, just the perfect size to make your Minecraft girlfriend groan and tremble with excitement. Trust us, it’s a real FeelsGoodMan moment when you see the size of our builds. So come join us and experience the thrill of playing on a server that knows how to satisfy all your blocky needs!

CraftySyrian Minecraft Server

compensation demand, conflict damage, Conflict Resolution, CraftySyrian, diplomatic negotiations, economic impact, financial compensation, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, international relations, iran, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, peace talks, political tensions, rebuilding efforts, reconstruction costs, regional stability, Server, Syria, Syria Iran relations, war aftermath, war reparations

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ores Mined:	7950	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, epic battles and stuff. like, imagine fighting off a hoard of creepers while riding a pig. it’s, like, insane, dude.

also, we got this crazy story where, like, Syria is demanding $300 billion from Iran cuz of some conflict damage. imagine if that happened in Minecraft, like, the villagers demanding diamonds from the zombies or something. it’s, like, wild, man.

so, yeah, join this server for all the chaos and craziness. you won’t regret it, bro.

KazakhCraft: Plane Crash Edition

air travel, Airplane, Almaty, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), aviation safety, Central Asia, crash, CREW, Edition, emergency landing, emergency response, flight incident, fortunate survivors, KazakhCraft, Kazakhstan, miraculous escape, near miss, passenger plane, Passengers, plane, plane accident, survivors

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

So, like, come join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, EVERYONE is survivin’ like a Kazakhstan passenger plane crash, but in Minecraft world! We got like, magical powers dat keep you from fallin’ outta da sky, so you can build and explore and stuff without worryin’ ’bout crashin’ and burnin’. Plus, we got like, unicorns and dragons flyin’ around protectin’ ya from creepers and zombies. It’s like, a crazy adventure every time you log on, so why wouldn’t ya wanna join dis epic server, right? Join now and be a part of da wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Dreamless Sleep Land

Consciousness, contemplation, deep sleep, Dreamless, dreamless sleep, emptiness, Enigma, Experience, introspection, Land, meditation, Mind, Mystery, nothingness, Peaceful, Relaxation, REST, Sleep, subconscious, unconsciousness, Void, Wonder

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	116
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

join our epic minecraft server where you can experience the true meaning of nothingness! build your own dreamless sleep world where you can float in a void of endless possibilities.

our server is so empty, you’ll question if you even exist anymore. but don’t worry, our friendly admins will make sure you’re still alive and kicking (or floating, whatever).

create your own reality in a world where nothing is real and everything is possible. join now and see if you can handle the ultimate challenge of doing absolutely nothing in minecraft!

LashCraft: Liquid Expulsion Fun

expulsion, Fun, LashCraft, liquid

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2271
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	7987	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Potions Brewed:	176	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Join our epic Minecraft server, where eyelashes are not just for looking fabulous, they are for EXPLODING LIQUID! That’s right, our eyelashes are equipped with hydrophobic fibers that shoot out liquid like a water gun. Imagine the chaos and hilarity of battling other players while your eyelashes are squirting water everywhere. It’s like a wet and wild party in every battle!

But wait, there’s more! Our eyelashes also have micro-ratchets and a crazy curve that makes them shoot liquid in the most epic and unpredictable ways. You’ll never know where the water is coming from next, adding a whole new level of strategy to the game. Will you dodge the liquid or embrace the wetness and use it to your advantage?

So come join our server and experience the madness of liquid-expelling eyelashes in Minecraft like never before. It’s a game-changer that will have you laughing, crying, and wondering why you ever played on a boring old server without exploding eyelashes. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Harvested Hills

Challenges, community engagement, Community Events, Competition, creativity, crops, custom content, Custom Crops, Custom Items, discord server, Economy, Events, Farming, farming game, farming server, MCMMO, Player Economy, Player Shops, player-driven economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Trading, wealth

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Welcome to Harvested Hills, a competitive farming server where strategy, skill, and creativity collide! Our world revolves around custom crops, a player-driven economy, and endless opportunities for growth. Whether you’re a seasoned farmer or just starting out, you’ll find endless ways to thrive as you plant, harvest, and trade in a dynamic, ever-evolving environment.

JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pXUsHsXdW2

Key features include:

Custom Crops: Grow unique, specialized crops not found anywhere else. Breed them, harvest them, and watch your farm flourish! Player Economy: Build and trade your way to the top with a fully player-driven economy. Set up shops, buy, and sell crops to gain wealth. Custom Content: Enjoy a variety of custom items, events, and challenges that keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. Community Events: Participate in thrilling server-wide events where you can win rare rewards, showcase your farming prowess, and compete for top spots.

Join us on this exciting journey where farming isn’t just about crops—it’s about community, competition, and creativity! Will you dominate the fields and become the richest farmer on the server? The harvest is waiting!

mc.harvestedhills.com

Totem Network

amazing, awesome community, Crates, Creative, Cross-Play, earth server, Economy, join now, Leaderboards, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Professional staff, PvP, Survival, survival server, Totem Network, Totemsteal

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1120
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4215
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

TotemNetwork Welcome to **Totemsteal**, a network server with many possibilities! You may ask what we have to offer so here it is: **Lifesteal** – Economy – Leaderboards – Crates – Amazing and Professional Staff Members – Awesome community – More Soon We plan to release a **Survival Server** and a **Earth Server** soon, so what are you waiting for? **Join Now!**

totem.lunar-mc.net:7256

Fortnite craft

alts, banned, Claims, Craft, Discord, favorite server, fortnite, Griefing, hate, HOMOPHOBIC, JOINING, Keep Inventory, melon craft, minimaps, Mods, MONKEY, racism, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Sethome, Vanilla, wary, Xray

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4639
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Fortnite Craft Server

Fortnite Craft is opening its doors today. Join in today and have fun!

Note that TPA may not work.

fortnitecraft.funserver.top

Rules:

No hacks
No grieving
No claims
No back
No keep inventory
No Hacking Xray, etc. not allowed (Minimaps are allowed)
Alts not allowed unless Mods approve
No racist or homophobic slurs

Join the discord server: https://discord.gg/XrzXqmra

Right now I am kind of upset because I got banned from my favorite server melon craft for “being racist”. Just called someone a monkey – no hate to them. Be wary when joining that server.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed on the server. This includes Xray and similar cheats.
Are alts allowed on the server?	Alts are not allowed unless approved by Mods.
Is it okay to use minimaps?	Minimaps are allowed on the server.
What is the server IP?	You can connect to the server using fortnitecraft.funserver.top

Thread of Panties 1.21

4chan, Access, casual reminder, Community, creep, drawers, family, finds, gross, holidays, living spaces, Overnight, Panties, Restricted, sharing, Thread, Tourist, underwear, Unrestricted, weird

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like going through your family’s underwear drawers during the holidays! Find some unexpected treasures and share your finds with us on the server. It’s like a virtual treasure hunt, but with underwear! Don’t be a tourist, join us for some crazy fun on our server.

Minecraft SMP: AGYWB – Anthro Girls You Wanna Be

AGYWB, Anthro, anthro girl, anthro girls, Bridal Edition, Desu Link, Girls, Minecraft, QoTT, smp, Thread, Trash, tux, Wanna, Wedding, wedding dress

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Star Shards Collected:	231	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Potions Brewed:	193	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you’re an anthro girl getting ready for your wedding in Minecraft. But wait, should you wear a dress or a tux? The drama, the suspense, the fashion choices! Join our server and let your inner fashionista shine as you navigate through hilarious wedding planning shenanigans. Will you be the talk of the town with your stunning outfit choice? Find out on our server, where every block is a step closer to your dream wedding! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the chaos begin!

SarcasticHub – Is that fine?

aita, children, christmas eve, Fights, Fine, hard work, harmless fun, husband, jokes, next year, pillow cases, Presents, santa, sarcastic, SarcasticHub, Sorry., start fights, thanks, Wrapping, wrong way

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Star Shards Collected:	241	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a pillowcase full of presents on Christmas Eve? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of unwrapping virtual gifts all year round.

Our server is so amazing, it will make your spouse jealous of the time you spend on it. Imagine the joy of building your dream world while avoiding fights with your significant other over silly jokes.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a community where harmless fun is the name of the game. Who needs real presents when you can have virtual ones on our server? Join now and start unwrapping the fun!