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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 3006 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 235 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 76 |
Magic Items Found: | 8153 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your wife’s water-spilling antics ruining everything. Explore vast landscapes, battle mobs, and maybe even find some virtual ice cream to satisfy those late-night cravings.
Don’t let real-life drama get you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a wife who calls you an asshole when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? It’s all part of the fun on our server!
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of therapeutic block-breaking. Who needs a high-risk pregnancy when you can have a high-stakes Minecraft build battle instead? Let’s get crafting!