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⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clan, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, TopMine, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Youtubers

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9947
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Farms Harvested:	686	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Admit It Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Crops Grown:	7105

Are you tired of watching the Evangelion rebuilds and feeling like your soul has been crushed by disappointment? Join our Minecraft server where we promise to never let you down like those movies did! Plus, Misato is obviously the best girl and you’ll find plenty of fellow fans who agree with you here. So come on, leave the rebuilds in the dust and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures!

The Final Chapter Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5213
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with futa eighteen adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a battle between a group of futa eighteen warriors and a horde of zombie pigmen. But don’t worry, because our futa eighteen heroes always come out on top, thanks to their epic skills and, um, unique abilities.

And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground futa eighteen society that holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and powerful artifacts. Will you be brave enough to join their ranks and uncover the mysteries of the futa eighteen world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the futa eighteen madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

NoobCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Villages Defended:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Farms Harvested:	180	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us if you want to embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking sheep. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of hyper-intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building epic structures underwater.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of ninja turtles who will teach you the ways of the ninja while you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LOL You Guys Still Watch Wrestling After 2004? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old wrestling matches from 2004? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where instead of wrestling, you can battle it out with creepers, zombies, and skeletons in epic PvP battles!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you will be granted the power to lay golden eggs!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with villagers and iron golems. Just be careful not to break out your best dance moves too close to the lava pit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers)!

Nice People Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1698
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Towns Built:	8
Divine Spears Created:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just fake nice like Canadians? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who are genuinely insane! We have players who will build a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit just for fun. And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – it’s like a chaotic circus with creepers and skeletons joining in on the fun. Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner crazy and have a wild time in Minecraft like never before!

Cric SMP Aus v Bin

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	236
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where playing cricket in Adelaide is just the beginning of the madness! Our over rate is always on point, so you can expect fast-paced action as we move onto the next innings of chaos and fun.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own cricket stadium in Minecraft, complete with pixelated players and explosive creepers trying to steal the ball. Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and insane stories.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to hit a six out of the park in the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

No Bow Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Divine Spears Created:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being told what you can’t do on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can draw whatever you want! Want to draw a chicken riding a pig with a top hat? Go for it! Want to draw a giant banana fighting a zombie? Absolutely! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense).

Join our server for the most ridiculous and outrageous drawing requests you’ll ever see. No bows, no clownfish, no AI, just pure, unadulterated creativity. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness a toddler making demands that will leave you scratching your head in confusion. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild and wacky time on our Minecraft server!

tfw remember when I bought bitcoin at… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Emeralds Found:	1511

Remember that time I built a house out of diamond blocks in Minecraft and then accidentally set it on fire with a misplaced lava bucket? Yeah, that was a rough day. But hey, that’s just the kind of chaos you can expect on our wild and wacky SMP server!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, daring expeditions to the Nether to hunt for rare loot, and of course, the occasional dance party at the village square. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually powered by a secret stash of enchanted redstone dust that grants wishes to anyone who finds it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s equal parts ridiculous and exhilarating, come join us on our SMP server. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. See you in the game!