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CraftyHater’s LOL Mine: Where even the creepers laugh at your fails!

Atrocity, Boring, Cliche, CraftyHaters, creator, Creatures, CREEPERS, decency, Disappointment, Fails, Frustration, hate, LAUGH, lol, make it stop, man, Needed, over 40 episodes, Responsible, sense, Story, terrible storytelling, tv show, Waste of time, Written

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3921	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Who in their right mind thought it was a good idea to create over 40 episodes of the most boring and cliche creatures ever seen in the game? We have llamas wearing top hats, pigs riding on flying carpets, and chickens doing the cha-cha slide. And don’t even get me started on the storyline – it’s so nonsensical that it’ll leave you scratching your head in confusion. But hey, if you’re looking for a good laugh and a break from reality, then this is the server for you. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (or melted, we’re not responsible for any brain damage).

CreepyCraft: Spooky Jams

bizarre melodies, bizarre tunes, creepy music, creepy tracks, creepycraft, disturbing songs, eerie songs, eerie tracks, Haunting Melodies, haunting music, Jams, odd music, off-putting music, spooky, spooky tracks, strange songs, uncanny melodies, unintentionally creepy songs, unsettling music, unsettling songs, Unsettling tunes, weird music, weird tunes

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8500
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Are you tired of listening to unintentionally creepy songs alone? Come join our Minecraft server and jam out to all the spookiest tunes with your fellow players! We’ve got a playlist that will make your hair stand on end and your creepometer go off the charts. Plus, rumor has it that if you listen to these songs while playing on our server, you’ll unlock secret powers like the ability to summon ghostly mobs or turn into a zombie pigman. Don’t miss out on the musical madness, join us now!

SaharaCraft: Green Oasis 🌿🌵

adaptation, arid regions, Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, desert landscape, desertification, ecosystem, environmental impact, global warming, Green.., greenery, heavy rainfall, natural phenomenon, Oasis, precipitation, sahara desert, SaharaCraft, Sustainable development, transformation, Vegetation, weather patterns

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1615
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3847

This server is like the Sahara desert turning green, but instead of plants, we have diamonds growing out of the sand! Join us for a chance to witness this miraculous phenomenon and mine your way to riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs water when you have diamonds, am I right? Come join the fun and experience the magic of our Minecraft server!

Shorty City Craft

2050, 5 million, 50 countries, children, city, Craft, east asia, EyeSight, Factors, Female Gender, gender differences, global health, INCREASE, myopia, prevalence, research, shortsighted, shorty, study, teens, urban living, vision

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being shortsighted in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your shortsightedness forever!

Our server is so lit that it can actually improve your eyesight while you play. We have magical potions that will make you see in 20/20 vision, no joke! Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about your real-life vision problems.

And get this, living in a city or East Asia actually makes you more likely to become a Minecraft pro on our server. It’s like the universe is telling you to join us! And if you’re a female, well, you’re basically destined to dominate on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make your shortsightedness a thing of the past. See you in the game, future Minecraft champ!

Streamer’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#youtube, Am I doing this right, BLOCK, commentary, Community, Content Creator, creepy, cute, discuss, Entertainment, Gaming, general, influencer, internet culture, Live streaming, Minecraft, online personality, online presence, Party, Server, social media, Streamer, Streamers, twitch, weird

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Potions Brewed:	175	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Void Gems Collected:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is filled with cute streamers that will make you question reality itself! Join us as we discuss these streamers in the weirdest and creepiest ways possible – you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft master in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Nostalgic Mayan Cycle Minecraft SMP

ancient artifacts, ancient beliefs, ancient civilizations, Ancient Culture, ancient history, Ancient rituals, ancient traditions, ancient wisdom, Archaeological Sites, cultural heritage, cultural nostalgia, Cycle, historical nostalgia, historical reminiscence, lost civilizations, Mayan, Mayan Calendar, Mayan civilization, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgic, past civilizations, smp, time cycles, time periods

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Potions Brewed:	107	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us on a journey back in time to the last Mayan cycle where we will build pyramids, sacrifice villagers (just kidding…maybe), and summon ancient spirits to help us mine diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic ruler who controls all the chickens in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, he will grant you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the Mayan cycle and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

NoDrunkTurkeyDay

aita, alcoholism, berating, Cancer, coping with loss, Drunk, family dynamics, Family Events, Fighting, holidays, inebriated, nagging, NoDrunkTurkeyDay, overconsumption, pot smoking, Retirement, shots fired, Thanksgiving, Train wreck, Unbearable, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the drunken Thanksgiving disasters and passive-aggressive texts from your mom.

On our server, you can build a virtual world free from nagging and berating, where the only shots fired are from your bow and arrow. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to mining, crafting, and exploring with fellow players who won’t judge you for wanting a sober Thanksgiving.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Build your own paradise and let your creativity run wild, without any unwanted drunken BBQ invites. Trust us, this server is a lot more fun than dealing with your mom’s alcohol-fueled antics. Let’s craft away the drama together!

HackMyBodyMC SMP

Alternative Medicine, biohacking, body hacks, body optimization, body transformation tips, DIY health remedies, fitness secrets, HackMyBodyMC, health tips, healthy living hacks, holistic remedies, life hacks, longevity secrets, mind-body connection, natural remedies, self care tips, self-healing techniques, self-improvement hacks, smp, unconventional health tips, wellness hacks, wellness tricks

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5662
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where we have secret body life hacks that will make you the ultimate pro player in no time!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper sneaks up on you. But with our special body life hack, you can do a backflip and dodge the explosion like a ninja!

And that’s not all – our SMP is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Just last week, our admin accidentally turned into a chicken and started laying eggs everywhere. It was clucking hilarious!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become the most epic player in the most outrageous way possible!

BlockParty: NoGriefingFam

Assertiveness, blockparty, boundaries with family, boundary setting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional boundaries, establishing boundaries, family boundaries, family conflicts, family dynamics, Family issues, family relationships, handling difficult family members, healthy relationships, NoGriefingFam, personal space, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, toxic family members

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are your family members constantly invading your Minecraft territory like a bunch of creepers? Do they keep stealing your diamonds and building ugly structures in your world without asking for permission? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and say goodbye to pesky family members encroaching on your personal space. We have a special plugin that creates an impenetrable force field around your base, keeping out unwanted visitors and ensuring your privacy. Plus, our admin team is like a squad of overprotective parents, ready to ban anyone who dares to mess with your stuff.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of Steve, the player who single-handedly defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it he did it blindfolded while juggling chickens. Join our server and maybe you’ll be the next Minecraft hero to go down in history!

So if you’re tired of your family members trampling all over your virtual turf, come join us on our epic Minecraft server. It’s time to show them who’s the real boss of this blocky world!

Coral Buffet: Heatwave Savior

buffet, climate change, conservation strategies, coral, coral conservation, coral feeding, coral health, Coral Reefs, coral research, coral survival, ecosystem resilience, Environmental Science, Feeding coral, heat stress, heatwave, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecosystems, marine life, ocean conservation, ocean health, research, SAVIOR, sustainable practices

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4412
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Crops Grown:	2990	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Zombie Dances:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2

so like, u ever wanted to save the coral reefs while playing minecraft? well dis server is da place for u! we got coral that needs feeding to survive heat stress and u can be da hero to save dem all. join now and be da coral conservation warrior u always wanted to be. plus, rumor has it dat if u feed enuff coral, u unlock a secret underwater world with diamond armor-wearing fish and talking squids. so what u waiting for? come join da fun and save da coral, one block at a time!

RAGELAND (1.16.5-1.21.1) Minecraft server

Auto-mine, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Building Skills, Clans, classic, Donations, Economy, Empty, Fly, Game Currency, Hide and seek, Leaderboards, Mini Games, MONEY, No Dupe, No Wipes, ONLINE, Pets, Pirate, Plugins, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, r4gep1ay, Russian, Server Setup, Shops, Survival, trampolines, twitch streamer, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200

Welcome to the new project R4GELAND! Here you will find adventures in the classic survival mode. The server has various plugins for weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money).

There are also mini-games: BedWars, BuildBattle, Hide and Seek. Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!

Minecraft server of Twitch streamer r4gep1ay – https://twitch.tv/r4gep1ay. If you have good skills in building or setting up a server, please contact us through the VKontakte group: https://vk.com/r4geland

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