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Dekalog’s Minecraft SMP Chads

1980s, art house, Chads, character study, Cinema, classic, cult film, Dekalog, Dekalogs, Drama, european cinema, Existential, film, Krzysztof Kieślowski, Masterpiece, Minecraft, Movie, Philosophical, Polish cinema, Polish film, smp, Thought-provoking

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of Dekalog chads who do whatever they want, whenever they want! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not!

Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and wild adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you think you have what it takes to hang with the Dekalog chads, then come on in and show us what you’ve got. Just be prepared for anything because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StankBreathBuster – Minecraft SMP

awkward conversations, bad breath, breath mints, considerate approach, dental care, dental checkup, embarrassing situations., fresh breath, freshen breath, gentle reminder, halitosis, Minecraft, mouth odor, mouthwash, offensive odor, oral hygiene, personal hygiene, polite communication, sensitive topic, smp, social etiquette, StankBreathBuster, unpleasant smell

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where we roast each other’s breath instead of building houses! Our members have breath so bad, it can kill mobs from a mile away. But hey, at least we have fresh mint farms to help combat the stench! So come join us and see if you can survive the toxic fumes and hilarious insults!

JunkCraft: Snack Attack!

Attack, comfort eating, comfort food, comfort meals, comfort snacks, convenience food, fast food, fast food cravings, Favorite Food, favorite junk food, guilty pleasure, guilty snacks, indulgent food, Junk Food, junk food addiction, JunkCraft, late night cravings, Processed Food, savory snacks, snack, sweet treats, unhealthy indulgence, unhealthy snacks

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1562
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate junk food of Minecraft servers!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant hamburger castle, fighting off zombie hot dogs, and riding on a roller coaster made entirely out of candy bars! And that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato Chip Mine, where you can dig up all the salty snacks your heart desires.

So come on down to our server and satisfy your cravings for adventure, excitement, and of course, junk food! Who needs diamonds when you can have delicious donuts instead?

NukeCraft – No Assurances Given

Assurance, Assurances, cnn, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Government, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear facilities, nukecraft, SECURITY, State Department, Target, Tension, threat

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2943
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

so liek, u kno how in minecraft u gotta protect ur base from creepers and stuff? well dis server is like dat but on steroids, cuz we got top secret nuclear facilities to protect! yea u heard me right, we got da big booms and we need u to help us keep dem safe from any sneaky players tryna blow it up!

join our server and u can be part of da elite team dat defends our precious nukes from all da baddies out there. plus, we got top State Department officials playin on here, so u kno it’s legit. come join us for some explosive fun and maybe even start a war or two, who knows! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Signal Disruptions Schizo Brain

auditory hallucinations, Brain, brain activity, brain disorders, brain function, brain imaging, Brain Signal Disruptions, brain waves, Cognitive science, disruptions, mental health, mental illness, neurological conditions, neurology, neuroscience, psychiatric disorders, Psychiatry, research, Schizo, schizophrenia, Schizophrenic Symptoms, scientists, signal, VOICES

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	47

lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz it’s like a whole new world of craziness! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our server is so lit, even the creepers are breakdancing. plus, we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw raves every night. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. come join the fun and see for yourself!

Banana Sandwich: Where we spread love, not mayo. 1.21+ 18+ Voice chat available!

Active, Armor stand arms, average age range, banana, basic rules, Chat, Cheating, Contact, Dedicated, Dedicated player base, Diamond Economy, Discord, Fun Events, Griefing, HermitCraft Inspired, Invisible item frames, love, lower 20s, Mayo, minimal addons, new players, Playerheads, sandwich, spread, Vanilla, VOICE, Whitelisted, wide range

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Version	1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired)
Addons	Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames
Player Base	Dedicated with fun events
Economy	Diamond
Rules	No griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	2 months old
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, looking for active and dedicated members
What is the average age range of players?	Lower 20s with a wide range

Foamstars’ Free to Play Minecraft Server

app, Attention, Community, ENGAGEMENT, Foamstars, free, free to play, Gaming, indie game, Marketing, Mel T, Minecraft, mobile game, monetization, online presence, Play, Player Base, Promotion, Server, sex, social media, twitter, wife’s game

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Void Armor Forged:	22
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	6380
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Mel T is getting in on the action! Join us for some wild adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a little scandalous Mel T sex (just kidding…kind of). Our server is Free to Play, just like my wife’s game, so come join the fun and see what all the hype is about on Foamstars’ EN Twitter! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (unless you’re expecting actual Mel T sex, in which case, sorry to disappoint).

Bleach Minecraft SMP – Crafting Clean Fun

Anime, big three, Bleach, clean, Crafting, Fun, Hollows, Ichigo kurosaki, Massive, Minecraft, Miracle, Orihime Inoue, Popular, Quincy, Rukia Kuchiki, shinigami, SHONEN, smp, Sosuke Aizen, soul reaper, Soul Society, success, trash episodes, Uryu Ishida

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6493
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Endless Night Skies:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing bigger than our builds is the mystery of how Bleach became a hit anime! Join us on this wild server where we recreate the epic battles of Soul Reapers and Hollows, all while wondering how a show with such a rocky start managed to capture the hearts of fans everywhere.

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with enchanted diamond gear, hidden treasure chests that hold rare items like golden apples and nether stars, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as the plot twists in Bleach.

So come on, join us and be a part of the madness! Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the secret to Bleach’s success while building your own empire in this crazy Minecraft world. Just watch out for any lurking Hollows – they may not be as friendly as our players!

KidWatch24/7 – The Ultimate Babysitting Server

Babysitting, babysitting expectations, bad parents, Boundaries, child care, Communication Issues, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, cultural norms, demanding, exhaustion, family conflicts, family dynamics, family visits, inappropriate comments, KidWatch247, parenting responsibilities, Parenting styles, Resentment, self-centered, Server, sibling relationships, Ultimate

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	101	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your annoying in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about changing diapers and reading bedtime stories.

Our server is the perfect escape from demanding family members who think babysitting is a full-time job. Instead of being stuck with a baby all day, you can explore our virtual world filled with endless possibilities and no crying children in sight.

Forget about cultural expectations and family drama, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or finding the rarest diamond. And if anyone tries to pawn off their responsibilities on you, just block them and keep on playing!

So join our server today and say goodbye to being the designated babysitter. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to mine for resources than to deal with demanding relatives. And remember, on our server, you’re the boss – no annoying in-laws allowed!

MineCraft SMP: Professional Chicken Nugget Taster

broadening horizons, building empathy, career exploration, chicken, community service, cultural immersion, diverse work environment, enhancing communication, expanding perspectives, fostering teamwork, gaining new perspectives, job fulfillment, job satisfaction, life experience, meaningful job, Minecraft, nugget, personal development, personal growth, PROFESSIONAL, smp, stepping out of comfort zone, taster, unique job opportunity, valuable skills, work-life balance

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Farms Harvested:	140
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Have you ever wanted to be a professional Minecraft potato farmer? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole economy based on potatoes! Join us and experience the thrill of planting, harvesting, and selling potatoes like never before.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chicken jockeys who ride around on baby zombies. It’s like a mini apocalypse on the server, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (unless you’re a potato).

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our exclusive quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this carrot will have unlimited power over the server. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the wacky world of our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next potato king or queen!