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PLAPCraft SMP: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ores Mined:	6214
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the girls will make you go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot nutslop all over the place!

Our server is filled with sexy pixelated babes who will make your pickaxe stand at attention. From the blocky baddies to the busty builders, there’s a girl for every type of player. And don’t worry, they’re all ready to show you a good time in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From strip mining competitions to lava parkour races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond dildo hidden deep within the mines.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with PLAP PLAP PLAP and nutslop galore!

DadLuckMC

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	30	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Votes:	4880
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a part of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, snarky remarks, and fainting mothers – all in blocky pixel form!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from your own family drama and dive headfirst into someone else’s. Build your own virtual family and see if you can navigate through the chaos and dysfunction just like in real life.

But wait, there’s more! Gain points by standing up to the misogynistic patriarch of the server and defending the honor of all virtual moms out there. Show off your drama queen skills and see if you can outdo our resident drama king.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama never stops and the insanity is always turned up to 11. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our virtual dysfunctional family!

CraftyParents Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of keeping secrets from your parents? Well, join our Minecraft server and let all your secrets out in the form of epic builds and adventures! Our server is so secretive, even your parents won’t be able to find out what you’re up to. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to uncover the ultimate secret of the server. So come join us and let your inner rebel out in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

RegrettableCraft

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	539
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Votes:	1668
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to forget about that time you accidentally had sex with a creeper and ended up exploding in more ways than one. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be begging for more insane stories to tell your friends.

From building giant phallic structures to battling a horde of zombie villagers who are just looking for a good time, our server has it all. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

CoastguardCraze: Anchored in China’s Sea

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest coastguard ship in the world parked in the philippines’ exclusive economic zone in the south china sea. why, you ask? because we like to keep things interesting and ramp up tensions in the virtual world! sail the high seas, build your own coastguard ship, and battle it out with other players for control of the sea. who will come out on top? join us and find out! it’s a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of virtual drama. come aboard, matey!

FoodTruckFrenzy

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5128
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trucks full of food that you can eat in the game! imagine munching on a juicy burger or a crispy taco straight from the back of a truck while fighting off creepers and zombies. it’s a culinary adventure like no other! plus, rumor has it that if you eat enough truck food, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a giant chicken into battle. trust us, it’s clucking awesome. so what are you waiting for? join our server and start chowing down on some truck-tastic treats today!

BrainWaveHeadaches

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4964
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4099	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle in minecraft, when all of a sudden, BAM! you get hit with a massive headache. but fear not, my friend, because on our server, we have cracked the code on how to turn those headaches into pure gaming bliss.

we have this crazy theory that the flow of fluid in your brain is actually connected to the spread of disruption in the game. sounds wild, right? well, it’s true! join our server and experience the mind-blowing connection between neurological symptoms and epic minecraft adventures.

not convinced yet? well, let me tell you about the time one of our players built a rollercoaster that was so intense, it actually cured their migraines. true story! or how about the time someone found a hidden treasure chest that was filled with magical potions that made their headaches disappear in seconds. you can’t make this stuff up, folks.

so come on, join our server and let us show you the wacky world of minecraft where headaches are a thing of the past and the only thing spreading faster than disruption is the fun. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Avalon Nations SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets pvp in a not-so-square world!

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2046
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Avalon Nations SMP Overview

Features
Fresh experience combining Nations/civilizations and intense PVP
Auto-assignment of members to avoid skill gaps
Nations given territory on map
Teaming with other nations allowed
World border shrinks every other day for more PVP battles
Cracked server for all players to join

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord for information on how to join: https://discord.gg/jNU65QsPvU

Q: Can I team up with other nations?

A: Yes, teaming up with other nations is allowed, but be cautious of betrayal.

Q: How often does the world border shrink?

A: The world border shrinks every other day to prevent staleness and encourage more PVP battles.

Q: Is the server cracked?

A: Yes, the server is cracked, allowing players of all financial conditions to join.

Q: Where can I find more in-depth information about the rules and plugins used?

A: Join our Discord for a more detailed explanation of the rules and plugins.

BdayBuds Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2538
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6135	Buildings Constructed:	39
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have in common with other players is a love for blocks? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be matched up with players who share the same birthday as you! That’s right, no more awkward small talk about the weather or what you had for breakfast – now you can bond over your mutual love for creepers and crafting tables!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you find your birthday buddies on our server, but you’ll also discover a secret underground society of Minecraft players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin. Imagine the hilarity of trying to coordinate a raid on the Ender Dragon while also trying to decipher if someone is saying “ixnay on the eeperscray” or “aymay I avehay omeysay eedhay?”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a birthday bash like no other! Just be prepared for the inevitable cake fights and party hat griefing – it’s all part of the fun on our wacky, wild, and wooly Minecraft server!

CraftyLlama Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Enchantments Applied:	152	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	98	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is made of rainbows and dreams.

Need a break from mining and building? Join our weekly llama rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the longest without getting spit on. And don’t miss our annual Ender Dragon fashion show, where contestants dress up the dragon in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CraftyCurves Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7787
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Farms Harvested:	768
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my partner’s reaction to oversized shirts? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace all sizes and shapes! Whether you’re a skinny legend or a thicc boi, we’ve got a spot for you.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through pixelated worlds and build the most outrageous structures. Need a break from the chaos? Just grab a 2XL hoodie and chill in style, just like my partner does!

Forget about the haters who think our server is “creepy and sick”, because we’re all about spreading joy and having a blast. So come on over and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own oversized tee to rock while taking down creepers and building castles. See you there!