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Atardec

Adventure, Anarchy, base building, Chaos, Chaos mode, Community, competitive, custom rewards, deathmatches, dragons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, multiplayer, mystics, OneBlock, Player vs Player, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Votes:	121
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Atardec server – a combination of game modes. Our project has custom rewards, mystics and other plugins that will help you have a fun and interesting time in the company of your friends or alone. The project currently includes only Anarchy

•Anarchy – mode of chaos and hardcore. Create and strengthen your base, fight with players for the Mystical Object, fight dragons, keep an eye on the buyer’s goods and destroy other people’s bases!

atardec.ru

Nice Neet Girl Minecraft Server

5/10 rating, compatibility, compatibility factors, DATING, dating preferences, emotional connection, girl, interests, long term potential, Minecraft, NEET, neet girl, Nice, partner criteria, personal qualities, Personality, Physical attraction, potential partner, relationship dynamics, relationships, romantic interests, Server, similar hobbies, Social Skills

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4131
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	123
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of dating boring, average girls who don’t understand your love for Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can meet the love of your life – a 5/10 neet girl who is not only nice and interested in you but also shares your passion for building epic structures in the virtual world!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find your perfect match while exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and uncovering hidden treasures. Who knows, you might just stumble upon your soulmate while mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers!

So why settle for a basic girlfriend when you can have a quirky and lovable neet girl by your side in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join us now and let the love story of a lifetime unfold in the most unexpected and hilarious way possible!

Korean Incel Academy Minecraft SMP

Academy, based people, community support, gender relations, incel, incel community, ISOLATION, Korean, korean culture, Korean incels, korean society, learn from incels, Loneliness, male identity, Masculinity, mental health, mental health awareness, Minecraft, online communities, self improvement, smp, social dynamics, social outcasts, societal expectations, societal pressures, toxic masculinity

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Buildings Constructed:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with normies? Look no further, because we are literally the most based people on Earth! Our server is like a wild party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the bartenders. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Plus, rumor has it that our owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a leather cap. So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and join the most epic crew around, come hang with us! Just be warned, our pet pig has a tendency to challenge newbies to dance battles.

CoastSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, PvP survival Lifesteal gamemode power victory challenge warrior build fight thrive pure survival experience evolving world fate changing server community gameplay adventure, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

CoastSMP – Rise with the Tides, Survive with Your Hearts Welcome to CoastSMP, a server where every heart counts and every moment could be your last! In our thrilling Lifesteal gamemode, survival isn’t just about endurance—it’s about seizing power. Steal hearts from your opponents and grow stronger with every victory, but beware—one wrong move and it could all slip away like the tide.

With the promise of a pure survival experience coming soon, CoastSMP is evolving. Whether you’re a PvP warrior or a survivalist at heart, you’ll find your place here. Build, fight, and thrive in a world that challenges you at every turn.

Join CoastSMP today—where the tides of fate are ever-changing!

play.coastsmp.net

Oshi no Ko Minecraft Server

akane, Anime, BETRAYAL, Character development, Drama, Emotional rollercoaster, family, FANTASY, friendship, high school, japanese manga, Love Triangle, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Oshi, Oshi no Ko, Revenge, romance, Server, Shoujo, Supernatural, webtoon

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9934
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Chimeras Created:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, Akane won the lottery and decided to spend all her winnings on creating the most insane Minecraft server known to man.

Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. As you explore, you come across a secret underground disco where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Every hour on the server, a giant diamond block falls from the sky and whoever can mine it the fastest gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – they’re so intense that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Akane won, and now it’s your turn to win big on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

FrostyFiasco – Minecraft SMP: Snowbreak Zone #536

Android, Banners, catbox ver, censorship news, Containment Zone, current events, decensor guide, event trailer, Friends Form, fritia operative trailer, FrostyFiasco, Ios, Minecraft, PC, pity banner type details, redemption codes, Resource Pastebin, smp, Snowbreak, Snowbreak 2.3, Spreadsheet, Upcoming Events, Zone

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7733
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for a truly unique experience like no other.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have special story chapters like “Sand of Secrets” that will blow your mind. Plus, we have boss challenges like “Canyon Gloom” and “Torrent of Fire” that will test your skills to the max. And don’t even get us started on our minigames like “Seven-Day Carnival” – it’s a non-stop party!

But that’s not all! We have exclusive banners featuring characters like Fritia – Turbo and Mauxir – Shadow Ka that will make you the envy of all your friends. And with codes to redeem for special rewards, you’ll be rolling in loot in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets along the way. See you in the game, gamers!

Crafty Happenings Minecraft Server

accomplishment, achievement, career advancement, celebrate success, Crafty, Dedication, determination, goal-setting, Happenings, hard work, inspiration, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, professional development, proud moment, reaching goals, self improvement, Server, success, work ethic

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Are you tired of wimpy servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Look no further, because on our server, hard work actually pays off!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. But beware, for it is guarded by a horde of zombie chickens with laser eyes!

If you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built boss battles, including a giant creeper that farts TNT and a spider queen that shoots poisonous rainbow webs. Defeat them and claim their loot, which includes enchanted armor made from unicorn tears.

But the real challenge lies in our hardcore survival mode, where death is permanent and the mobs are extra ruthless. Only the strongest and most skilled players will survive to tell the tale.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that hard work really does pay off… in diamonds, enchanted gear, and epic bragging rights!

Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

4chan, abysmal, browser, CPU, Faster, HDD, linux, Machine, Minecraft, obsolete machine, RAM, retard, screen resolution, smp, SSD, Supermium, TFT monitors, Use, web browser, windows, windows 11, windows 7

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2151
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Why Not? Minecraft Server

China, Competition, economic growth, economic powerhouse, emerging markets, foreign policy, Future, Geopolitics, global economy, Global influence, global leadership, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, power shift, Server, strategic alliances, SUPERPOWER, Technology, trade war, US, world dominance

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7544
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Emeralds Found:	7911

Are you tired of living in the past with the US? Join our Minecraft server and embrace the future with China! We have pandas roaming around the spawn area, and instead of diamonds, you mine for delicious dumplings. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding dragons into battle and shooting fireworks at each other. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even creepers have been known to join in on the fun. Say goodbye to boring old America and hello to the exciting world of our server!

Minecraft SMP: Did I Do Good R9k Yes I’m 18

+18, did I do good, Good, long tail tags, Minecraft, r9k, smp, yes

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to steal all the diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to turn any player into a Minecraft god. Will you be the one to wield its power and rule over the land with an iron fist (or diamond pickaxe, in this case)?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!