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Minecraft SMP: > Drumpf’ed

controversial, current events, drumpf, drumpfed, election, fake news, funny, humor, meme, Minecraft, Parody, political humor, Political satire, Politics, president, satire, smp, social commentary, trending, trump, Trumped, viral

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: a land where giant chickens roam free, creepers wear top hats, and every block is made of cheese. Our server is like a fever dream come to life, with crazy events happening every day. Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers? We got you covered. How about a game of parkour where the floor is lava and the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato? It’s all possible on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good time. We have regular costume parties, dance-offs, and even a secret underground disco club where the zombies are the DJs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Just remember, on our server, anything goes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

EcoDisasterCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, Deforestation, EcoDisasterCraft, ecological imbalance, environmental degradation, global warming, greenhouse gases, habitat destruction, human impact on the environment, industrialization, natural resource depletion, ocean acidification, overpopulation, plastic pollution, Pollution, species extinction, urbanization, waste management, water pollution

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Potions Brewed:	58

Climate change? Nope. Political corruption? Guess again. The real answer is boring old reality! But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can escape the dullness of everyday life and dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and pure chaos.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a land where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party thrown by a wealthy leprechaun. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to take up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of ninja rabbits.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will make Alice’s trip to Wonderland look like a stroll in the park.

TigerCraft30: Changbai Revival

Amur leopard, Amur Tigers, animal reintroduction, Biodiversity, Changbai, Changbai Mountains, Changbai Nature Reserve, conservation efforts, conservation success, ecosystem preservation, Endangered species, environmental conservation, habitat restoration, Revival, Siberian tigers, species reintroduction, tiger population, TigerCraft30, wildlife comeback, wildlife conservation, wildlife habitat, wildlife protection, wildlife sanctuary

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ AFTER 30 YEARS, AMUR TIGERS RETURN TO CHANGBAI MOUNTAINS AND DEY WANNA PLAY MINECRAFT WID U! DEY BUILDIN TIGER HOUSES AND HUNTIN CREEPERS LIKE A BOSS. U CAN RIDE DEM TIGERS AND GO ON EPIC ADVENTURES ACROSS DA SERVER. PLUS, DEY GIVE U SPECIAL TIGER ARMOR DAT MAKES U INVINCIBLE. SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE DA TIGERS GET BORED AND LEAVE AGAIN! #TIGERPOWER #MINECRAFTSAFARI

Pandemic Pixel Pals

24 countries, causes of death, Covid-19, data analysis, effects, epidemiology, global impact, health crisis, healthcare systems, international study, Leverhulme Centre for Demographic Science, long-term effects, mortality rates, PALS, pandemic, PIXEL, public health, public policy, research findings, researchers, Significant, statistical analysis

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got scientists from the Leverhulme Centre for Demographic Science studying how COVID-19 is affecting deaths in 24 freakin’ countries! Like, who knew a virus could have such a wild impact on Minecraft players, right? Join now to see if you can survive the pandemic in the game and become the ultimate survivor! Plus, we got secret potions that can protect you from any virus mobs trying to take you down. Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and become a COVID-19 warrior in Minecraft!

VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server

1685, 20, 2764955350, 4200, 6495, 8145, 877, banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, OWNER, personal account, RU, Server, Servers, Storage, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

5p.vanilla-box.ru

Hotdog Water

5FwnHSYHex, Allowed, bed TP, Cheating, Discord, discord.gg, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, Ip:, Java 1.21, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, Water, Website

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	577
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Votes:	8829
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Server Name	Hotdog Water
Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
No cheating or hacking.

Join Now:

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
Website: https://hdw.dog
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server? A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.
Q: Can I use hacks or cheats? A: No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on the server.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay? A: There are no restrictions, but certain features like random teleport and land claim are not available.

India Funny Accent 1.20.3

1.20.3, accent, Accents, comedy, CONTENT, Cultural, Diversity, Entertainment, funny, humor, Impressions.., India, indian accent, internet, mimicry, ONLINE, Posts, reading, social media, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Buildings Constructed:	13
Votes:	3231	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Hey bro, do you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? Like, imagine a world where you can build your own crazy creations and battle it out with other players! It’s like the Hunger Games meets Legos on steroids, dude.

And get this, there’s like, secret underground caves filled with treasure and monsters that will make you pee your pants. But don’t worry, you can team up with other players to take them down and steal all their loot. It’s like a virtual heist, but with blocks and swords instead of guns and cash.

Plus, the admins on this server are like, super chill and always hosting epic events like build battles and parkour challenges. You’ll never be bored, bro. So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Clear As Day Slavs Minecraft SMP

Ancestry, asian, assimilation, clear, culture, Day, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnicity, eurasian, genetics, heritage, History, Identity, integration, Migration, Minecraft, Modernization, multicultural, Origins, slavs, smp, society, Traditional

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1557
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	525	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious SMP you’ll ever join!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our server is like a never-ending comedy show where the only rule is to have fun!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens, participate in llama racing tournaments, or even build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

CraftyHouseFlipper

AITAH, buying house, communication breakdown, CraftyHouseFlipper, family drama, financial situation, Girlfriend, homeowners insurance, investment risk, lease agreements, market prices, market rent, mortgage struggles, neighborhood changes, profit sharing, retirement nest egg, saving money, selling house, Son, trust issues

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine a world where a 60-year-old mom (yes, you read that right) rents her second home to her 34-year-old son, Joe. But wait, it gets crazier! There’s homeowners insurance drama, job losses, and even a shooting in the neighborhood. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling?

But the real kicker is when Mom decides to sell the house, and Joe and his girlfriend go full-on drama mode. They leave passive-aggressive messages around the house, cut off all contact, and refuse to share their new address. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who knows what crazy antics will happen next?

YemenCraft Server: US Strikes Houthi HQ

airstrike, civilian casualties, Conflict, foreign policy, global news, Houthi, Houthi military facilities, Houthi rebels, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, political tensions, Report, Sana’a, Saudi Arabia, Server, strikes, united states, us military, US strikes, War, Yemen, YemenCraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

so, like, picture this: you’re chillin in yemen’s sana’a, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, BOOM! the US comes in and starts strikin houthi military faciltiies like it’s nobodies business. but, like, don’t worry, cuz on our minecraft server, you can join in on all the action and chaos! blow stuff up, build crazy bases, and maybe even start your own war (just kidding, please don’t do that). so come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next minecraft warlord of yemen’s sana’a!