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Crafty Creeper Cove: Bikini Bottom Bonanza

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mines Excavated:	1977	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	848	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join now for a chance to battle horny image makers, create insane videos with our koi image/video maker, and explore our Koikatsu Database filled with mysteries and surprises!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of VTubers and Hololive with our Koikatsu Card collection, where you can unlock rare cards and unleash their powers in epic battles. And if that’s not enough, try out our MMD VTuber section, where you can watch mind-blowing performances and dance-offs that will leave you speechless.

Don’t miss out on the Fu-x-x-ko madness, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes. Plus, we have catbox and litterbox storage options for all your crazy creations and experiments. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CageCraft: Where even mobs get locked up in the Military Base!

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in a mysterious military base filled with cages, and you have to figure out why all the villagers are trapped inside them. Are they part of a secret experiment gone wrong? Are they actually aliens in disguise? Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon that farts rainbows. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why were they in a cage in this Military Base? Who cares when you can join our server and embark on the craziest adventures imaginable! Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to have your mind blown!

Good Guys Gaming – Where Villagers Rule and Creepers Drool

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Emeralds Found:	848	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where the pigs are the ultimate rulers and the chickens are their loyal minions. When you spawn in, you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing skeletons and singing creepers.

But don’t be fooled by their spooky exterior, these mobs are actually the good guys! They’ll guide you through epic quests and challenges, all while cracking jokes and making puns along the way.

And if you ever find yourself lost in the wilderness, just call out for the mystical Ender Dragon taxi service. They’ll swoop in and give you a ride to safety, all while serenading you with their beautiful dragon songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of this wacky and wonderful world where the unexpected is always expected.

MineLOL – Crafting Chaos and Laughter in the World of Blocks

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7987
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Emeralds Found:	7031
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	339	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6106	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a dragon in heat? Look no further, because on our server, you can join Alexstrasza in all her seductive glory! Our server is so hot, it’s like a plunderstorm of fun and excitement.

With patch 10.2.6, you can experience dungeons like never before – harder than ever, with no affixes or timers. It’s a challenge fit for a dragon! And speaking of dragons, our server is filled with them – from majestic mounts to fearsome foes, you’ll never run out of dragon-themed adventures.

But that’s not all – our April Trading Post is bursting with goodies, from plunderstorm loot to spring finery. It’s a treasure trove of epic proportions!

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner dragon. Who knows, you might even find yourself lying seductively like Alexstrasza herself – tail covering your modesty, of course. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Blocky Bois: No Time for Love, Just Building and Mining!

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19

Are you tired of being a lonely virgin with a porn addiction? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a black man struggling with these issues again. Our virtual world is full of pixelated babes and endless opportunities to finally break free from your virginity curse. Plus, our community is so diverse that you’ll never feel alone in your struggles. So come on, join us and let’s conquer those demons together!

Vaginal Minecraft Adventures: Char Aznable’s Redemption

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5862
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Crops Grown:	8648
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7744
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with epic battles, crazy storylines, and maybe even a cameo from Char Aznable with four vaginas (yes, you read that right)! Who knows, maybe he’ll even save Shinji from his eternal angst. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join our server now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Tribes LOLz

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3655	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become part of our wacky tribe where we do everything from building giant statues of chickens to hosting epic dance parties in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP battles, and even participate in our annual “TNT Cannon Olympics” where players compete to see who can launch themselves the farthest into the sky. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary “Diamondsaur” – a giant diamond monster that roams the land, terrorizing unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get your tribs here! Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else.

BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui Edition

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2526
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Mines Excavated:	4265
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	181

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got more craziness packed into this server than a creeper in a TNT factory. Join us and experience the Edition Américain attardeAncien, where the blocks are as wild as a llama on roller skates.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs and dancing skeletons. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode a rainbow-colored sheep into battle against a horde of evil villagers. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual potato planting contest, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato as a prize. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies bust a move like you’ve never seen before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride that’s crazier than a chicken juggling flaming arrows. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz – TNT Blasts

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Towns Built:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because this server is the craziest, wackiest, most bananas server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco room where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

CityCraft: No DLC Required! Build, Explore, Laugh! Join Now!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4639
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Are you tired of city builder games that require you to mortgage your house just to afford all the DLCs? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride where you can build the city of your dreams without breaking the bank.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of city planning. Rumor has it they can even teach you how to build a skyscraper out of nothing but wool and carrots.

So why waste your time on other city builder games when you can join our server and become a llama city planning master? Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret (unless you’re allergic to wool, in which case, maybe sit this one out).