| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 1865 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 152 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Server Anarchy
65.108.99.34:12460
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 5735 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 168 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Website | Download our modpack |
|---|---|
| Modpack Requirement | Highly suggested for best experience |
| Features | In-game voice chat, events, activities, market placement, world barrier, creative dimension, mining dimension |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the modpack required to play on the server? | No, the modpack is highly suggested for the best experience, but not required. |
| What are some features of the server? | The server offers in-game voice chat, events, activities, market placement for buying and selling items, world barrier, creative dimension access, and a mining dimension that resets periodically. |
| Are there any restrictions or rules on the server? | There are rules in place, but they are not restricting or unreasonable. You can find the rules on the server’s Discord channel. |
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 9223 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 2106 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry revolution? The choice is yours.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other, where white men can truly be free and chickens can talk. Join us today and start your journey to a world of endless possibilities and absurdity!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 9271 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that you can only access if you defeat the mighty Ender Dragon by doing the Macarena dance in real life! trust me, it’s totally worth it.
secondly, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky at lightning speed. it’s like a fireworks show, but with more explosions and less safety regulations. what could possibly go wrong, right?
lastly, we have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons that you can tame and ride into battle. imagine rolling up to a PvP match on a zombie steed, ready to wreck some noobs with your undead army. it’s the stuff of legends, my friends.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the chaos, the thrill, and the sheer insanity that is waiting for you. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you blow yourself up with that TNT rollercoaster, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 1013 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 61 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 | Buildings Constructed: | 13 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild polar bear appears, riding a tsunami wave! Or how about this: you’re building a castle and all of a sudden, a group of penguins start breakdancing around you! It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s our Minecraft server!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed or a magic pickaxe that can mine through bedrock! Plus, our community is as tight-knit as a coconut bra, always ready to help you out and have a laugh.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s save the world from blocky climate change together! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 186 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 60 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Magic The Noah is a talented magician known for his captivating performances and mind-bending illusions. With over 10 years of experience in the industry, he has entertained audiences worldwide with his unique blend of sleight of hand and mentalism. His dynamic stage presence and interactive style make him a fan favorite at corporate events, private parties, and theaters. Magic The Noah is truly a master of his craft, consistently leaving audiences in awe with his mesmerizing magic tricks.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 3751 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 30 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Ores Mined: | 7688 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special event where players can vote blue no matter who – because who needs a brain when you have blind loyalty, am I right? But don’t worry, even if you do have a brain, we’ll make sure to keep you entertained with our never-ending drama and chaos.
So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about politics and sanity. Who needs Kamala’s questionable leadership skills when you can have a blast on our server instead? See you there!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 1160 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6363 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 3817 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Not only that, but we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, just waiting to trade with you for the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.
But beware, our server is also home to a mischievous group of flying pigs who will swoop down and steal your items if you’re not careful. So strap on your diamond armor and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 1246 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 |
Join us and build your own virtual world, far away from crazy aunts and their wild stories. On our server, you won’t find any pot-throwing incidents or burnt dads, just pure fun and creativity.
Explore vast landscapes, mine for diamonds, and maybe even ride a virtual wheelchair (without the drama, of course). Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your imagination run wild.
So why wait? Join now and leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who knows, you might even find a virtual big toe to replace the one your aunt lost!
