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TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ores Mined:	1327
Dragons Tamed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Emeralds Found:	5440

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Emeralds Found:	359
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	38
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Star Shards Collected:	218
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3938
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Ores Mined:	2087	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Endless Night Skies:	2

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3955
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9073
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.